Tweet Bailout

It is now clear that the Bush Bailout has been a complete failure for the hundreds of thousands of home owners going into foreclosure. Sure, big backs and bank executive got cash flowing but not enough to thaw the credit crunch, especially in time to avoid the 7.2% unemployment rate. Now that we are going to get ready for an Obama inauguration and in the aftermath of the Madoff here is a snapshot of my bailout tweets.

  • If I fail, maybe my family will bail me out. If the bankers fail, with billions of investors money, then the government bails them out.
  • The government will not bail out the people, they will only bail out the system.
  • I am short on liquid assets, I want the fed to bail me out too.
  • bull market ^ bull shit = collapse + bailout = taxes * people + prices hikes * products = bankers @ vacation homes.
  • Strong economy, it is a bull market. Weak economy, a bear market. Economy collapses, a bear will maul you while a bull gores you.
  • Bailout = No Bankers left behind. Stop Loss = Soldiers left behind in war zone.
  • Some are bearish, others are bullish, but most are foolish.
  • Bank busts are the new dot com busts.
  • There has always been a arms race between government regulators and wall street greed that leads to an all out economic crisis.
  • When communism fails, iron curtains are curtailed. When capitalism fails, banks file for bankruptcy.
  • The financial industry is a giant institutionalized pyramid scheme, why do you the dollar bill has pyramid on the back?
  • The auto industry has been hit and miss for too long, well actually they been miss and crash.
  • It is official, the US economy has been in recession for a year. Why did it take the government a whole year to figure that out?
  • During the last recession, we had a digital web 2.0 renaissance. What will develop out of this recession now that it is official?
  • I guess the auto bailout out was not so automatic.
  • Being iced out is the new having liquid assets.

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