The Report On Colbert

By now everyone has seen the video of Stephen Colbert at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. If you aren’t everyone and still haven’t seen it then check it out, it is funnier than his show even though he had a tough crowd. During his speech, Colbert touched on international issues. In regards to China’s global market he said:

I believe democracy is our greatest export. At least until China figures out a way to stamp it out in plastic for three cents a unit.

Colbert indicated his support for the President:

I believe in this president. Now, I know there’s some polls out there saying this mans has a 32 approval rating. But guys like us, we don’t pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in “reality” And reality has a well-known liberal bias.

So true, I never trusted reality’s secret agenda!

The President appointed Fox News anchor Tony Snow to be his new Press Secretary, this only accredits the fine job Fox News is doing. This is what Colbert said about Fox News:

Fox News gives you both sides of every story, the President’s side and the Vice President’s side.

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