Tap That Mathematical Ass

I don’t know about you but I am an ass guy and I have always wondered, how do you calculate that perfect apple bottom ass? Boingboing recently reported that the the Sunday Times reported that David Holmes of Manchester Metropolitan University in England has come up with a perfect ass equation. Here is the equation: (S+C) x (B+F)/T = V

From the Sunday Times article here is how the equation breaks down:

S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness. V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.

If only Einstein had focused more on discovering the formula the perfect boobs instead of wasting his time on relativity.

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