Text That Get No Reply

Recently the hashtag #textthatgetnoreply was trending on Twitter. Here are a few funny tweets that I saved as favorites from this trend.

  • @Dacrizzy: #textthatgetnoreply Hey Is this Elmo Sanchez?
  • @beckers_dog: #textthatgetnoreply Hey sexy!
  • @capsling: #textthatgetnoreply are you asleep?
  • @AustinatDIMEmag: #textthatgetnoreply I’m stranded out here. Need a ride.
  • @ezb14: #textthatgetnoreply Quick: How many feet in a yard?
  • @minusthejosh16: #textthatgetnoreply Who is this?
  • @mdrwhitener: #textthatgetnoreply From Kennedi: I’m upstairs, can you bring me some water?
  • @LyricalMontster: #textthatgetnoreply “U cheatin on me?”……….ummm yes???
  • @Dacrizzy: #textthatgetnoreply I just finished applying my vagisil. Whats up?
  • @AMENdeezy: #textthatgetnoreply (female voice) I’m on my periooood
  • @prettimzyaya: #textthatgetnoreply “WAKE UP”
  • @BIGxTRE: #textthatgetnoreply Were u still gonna help me move dis weekend??
  • @Piinkkiissess: #textthatgetnoreply Are you Up?
  • @jahhh: #textthatgetnoreply can i borrow some money?
  • @corymorlidge: #textthatgetnoreply “lol” – How do you even respond to that? It kills ANY conversation.
  • @EFF_Boy: #textthatgetnoreply hey i forgot to take the morning after pill. Can we meet for coffee?
  • @trvsdotcom: #textthatgetnoreply So we still cool?
  • @fafinista: who’s home? #textthatgetnoreply

Sorry Bow Wow

I love Twitter Trends. One of my favorite was the backlash of Unfollow Diddy back in May, 2009. Recently, Bow Wow was trending on Twitter under the hashtag #sorrybowwow.

  • @j_keys_85: #sorrybowwow but did u buy ur rhyming skills at toys-r-us? lol
  • @nailprincess1: #sorrybowwow you a paper thug
  • @WillieBman: #sorrybowwow clubs don’t serve a glass of warm milk for ya!
  • @SwaggLA: #SORRYBOWWOW BUT YOUR BABYGAP MEMBERSHIP HAS RAN OUT .. GYMBOREE IS STILL OPEN
  • @mjames4040: #sorrybowwow that yoda is taller than you
  • @imfrombrooklyn: #sorrybowwow YOU are the weakest link, GOODBYE!!
  • @richyungflashy: #sorrybowwow You can’t be takin seriously when you sit down and your feet swing
  • @S3SHA: Thank u for choosing unique auto but #sorrybowwow it’s against the law 2 install carseats in the driver seat!
  • @S3STARLO: #sorrybowwow its not our fault ya moms throwin ya 28th bday bash at chucky cheeses lmaooooooooo
  • @myfabolouslife: #sorrybowwow Ur the child star of hip hop.. Ure like Webster, Gary Coleman..
  • @myfabolouslife: #sorrybowwow we don’t hav sippy cups at the club!
  • @donabiola: #postsecret ciara left you cos, even if you used your whole body, you still reach the bottom #sorrybowwow
  • @MsGiGi00: #sorrybowwow but aren’t you like four? You still got similac on your breath….sitcho ass down!
  • @youngfoch: #sorrybowwow but your boss Lil Wayne was on Fabs album and Lil Wanye was on his….neither will be on your next CD
  • @BoyYb: #sorrybowwow but you will never be mentioned for music mondays…
  • @KamiKaze1911: #sorrybowwow kids use your cds as ninja stars on halloween
  • @SouletryKid: #sorrybowwow but if u jumped in a bucket of blue paint I would swear u were a smurf… (LOL)
  • @Jdashmajesty: #sorrybowwow your career is heading in so many direction and still none of them are looking up

Famous Excuses

We all have to use what we think are legit reasons but that often sound like famous excuses to get out of something. Here is a list of top famous excuses taken from the recent Twitter trend hashtag #famousexcuses.

  • @lolprez: I didn’t inhale. #famousexcuses
  • @mizcici: #famousexcuses oh him?? that was when we broke
  • @_GiGi1225: #famousexcuses uhhh SORRY! This is my last piece of gum.. =/
  • @rain_again: #famousexcuses It was only one sheep……
  • @DJVeLz: #famousexcuses I just get girls numbers to put them in my text blast.
  • @Jessicarr2005: #famousexcuses …. im sorry but my boyfriend dont like me giving my number out …hahahaha i love that one
  • @robcii: #FamousExcuses we were working late on a project
  • @Jarrett85: #famousexcuses I overslept I can’t make the meeting
  • @shawnyL: #FamousExcuses I’m fat or thick bcuz I want 2 be fat. (Stop lying 2 urself) Ha!
  • @DarkyHoneyBee: #famousexcuses “I feel sick, I won’t go out tonight” (but u go dancing with other guys)
  • @beenawhoo: “I’ve been busy.” #famousexcuses
  • @Esther_Baxter: #FamousExcuses These are my homeboy’s jeans I don’t know how that empty condom wrapper got in there
  • @Trinigui: #famousexcuses i came by to get my sweater
  • @iazsha: #famousexcuses I don’t know what happened she just kissed me, there was nothing I could do..
  • @soo_beautiiful: #famousexcuses how’d that get there
  • @momsthwrd: #famousexcuses We’re just friends, I was just helping her out, it wasn’t me, you’re paranoid, I needed more affection, we were on a break
  • @BigEddieStyle: #Famousexcuses I just got your voicemail. AT&T has been acting up.
  • @THEREALDJCLUE: #FamousExcuses “I turn my phone off at night because I be needing my rest”
  • @MsAshliMonroe: #FamousExcuses I feel asleep at my homeboy house that’s why I ain’t come home and my phone died
  • @ImFlyNY: #famousexcuses he is just a friend he doesnt even like me like that…………Bitch do i look like boo boo the fool
  • @Nicoleebaby29: #famousexcuses I got a car but its in the shop right now!!
  • @itsgaby: #famousexcuses it’s not you it’s me
  • @serkerd: #famousexcuses "look, i love you too but as a friend. I dont wanna ruin our friendship."
  • @Esther_Baxter: #FamousExcuses Naw that was my sister that picked up the phone….she was just playin
  • @PuRp_StAr: #famousexcuses ” ii really do likee youu , its just the whole love thinq isnt for mee . “
  • @lil_lacy713: @Keyoncash #famousexcuses im not a machine
  • @Esther_Baxter: #FamousExcuses I only wear fake diamonds just in case somebody decides robs me
  • @Esther_Baxter: #FamousExcuses I was drunk and it was dark in the club
  • @BKsAceBoogie: #famousexcuses babe she told me it was gonna be a house party…I didn’t know it was only the 2 of us…
  • @GLOREEZY: #famousexcuses its a recession!! lol
  • @UrRideNdieBitch: #FamousExcuses I dont know who that is calling me baby . Im famous i guess u know i rap a little lmaoooo
  • @SenatorMilz: #famousexcuses [female says:] I never did this before!
  • @limitedHBdawl: #famousexcuses I live at home to save money up
  • @BabyCak3z: #famousexcuses we’re just friends
  • @jazzyLoveu: #famousexcuses if u get on top it feel bigger…….what??