Retweet April 2010

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in April 2010. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Got Gov?

  • The business of democracy is big business.
  • Stupidity likes to repeat and reproduce and reelect itself.
  • The government is developing vaccines to viral ideas.
  • Civilians make for good target practice.
  • The real April Fool’s Day is April 15.
  • If they put fluoride in water, nuclear waste under mountains, and pollutants in the air what would they not put in flu vaccines?
  • Uncle Sam doesn’t know how to use the Internet.
  • Unle Sam shoots up.
  • Uncle Sam works for the CIA.
  • Uncle Sam is a pimp.
  • If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. If all yo have is an attack Apache helicopter, everyone looks like an insurgent.
  • When the pen is mightier than the sword, then the camera with a large telephoto lens will be considered as a weapon.
  • The Indian Penal Code, Section 508, makes it illegal to pretend to be a god. Let there be, lawyers!
  • Your tweets will be held against you in a court of law.
  • Not all laws are created equal.
  • The revolution will not be televised, it will be streamed, tweeted, and liked.


  • Stupidity does not term limits.
  • In Russia, they have Russian dolls, a doll that fits in a larger on that fits in a larger on.
  • In Washington, they have Washington Puppets, where one puppet is in the pocket of a larger political puppet that is in the pocket of a larger political puppet.
  • In Washington, politicians have puppets in their closets and special interest in the pocket.
  • President Bush to release a children’s book, Decision Points and Dinosaur Grrrs.
  • Politicians count on your apathy more than your vote.
  • Icelandic karma is a bitch, Eyjafjallajokull fuck yeah!
  • I wouldn’t put it past Iceland to cause the Eyjafjallajokull volcano eruption and disrupting Northern Europe for messing with the Krona.
  • There was a second shooter involved in the death of Polish President Lech Kaczynski.


  • It may be true that white men can not jump, but they can sure create toxic investment vehicles like nobodies
  • You can’t regulate greed.
  • If time flies, then money teleports.
  • Goldman Sucks is the house, on Wall street, never bet against the house, especially when using your own house!
  • Goldman Sucks makes money when the market is up, and it can make even more money when the market is down and out.


  • Jon Stewart is a clown with a news desk and teleprompter, and for that matter so is Katie Curic, Brian Williams,
  • Is Joy Behar new Larry King, their shows seem the same and they look alike.
  • If as soon as you are born you are slapped in the butt and slapped with a barcode and serial number you are not born free.
  • What really worries me is that the sun is going through climate change!
  • The planet doesn’t need to be save, what needs to be save is our lifestyle.
  • Climate change is the only constant.
  • Next thing you know some greenie will link the recent spike in earthquake activity to climate change.
  • If you think about it, all water is recycled water.
  • Illegal Aliens are the new Pilgrims.
  • American’s have a way of sugar coating history, like calling how American’s describes the Mayflower passengers as pilgrims.


  • If time is money, then what is crack…?
  • Two unanswered questions: Where is Osama and who is Banksy?
  • Can law be criminal?
  • Is Burma the new Tibet?
  • What is the cost of easy money?
  • Is money invaluable? What is the cost of money?
  • If you have multiple personalities, can your personalities conspire against you?
  • Do the walking dead like to eat the brains of the brain dead or is that not zombie kosher?
  • Where do employees at Budweiser go for Happy Hour?
  • iPad or iFad?


  • Car companies have replaced the dip stick with the driver.
  • Hip Hop sold out to Hollywood.
  • I’m dyslexic, I can’t tell the diff between WTF and FTW.
  • And then God said, “Let there be gravity, bitches!!!.”
  • I had a dream that I lacked sleep, so even in my dreams I am sleep deprived.
  • My heart rate is sync’d to the BPM of this song.
  • Blame it on the chocolate rain.
  • No secret, not forgotten, is ever safe.
  • 99.1% of the analysis based on flawed or misunderstood statistics are wrong, that means that those that deny said analysis are baby killers.
  • Not all statistics are interpreted equally.
  • Thoughts are transforming.
  • It’s nearly 6AM, birds ate tweeting, time to go to sleep.
  • Content is not content.
  • Consuming media through every sense, including the sixth sense.
  • You can bump into an ex, you can bump into a mean middle school teacher, or even former parole officer but worse is former hair stylist.
  • The future is near.
  • Twitter Tourette: Shyt GODAMMIT Fudge Saget!!!1!
  • If life is like a box of chocolates, then love is like a box of condoms.


  • OH: Is that a threat or a promise? Either way stick to it.
  • OH: What is the use of User Generated Content when the majority of users are idiots.
  • OH: You are a smart cookie, just don’t crumble.
  • OH: You are like an emotional turtle, you hide in your shell when someone says something you don’t like.
  • OH: Is that Zuckerborg on the cover of Fast Company? They totally airbrushed that guy.
  • OH: You only move your arse when you fart.


  • Is Obama working for the CIA or the CIA working for Obama? Either case who is working for you?
  • Where is my free Obamacare? It must have been lost with the promises of change and hope.

Predicate Philosophy

It’s funny how the foundation to a person’s argument is often based on biased. The current debate behind and the Arizona State Bill 1070 are based on bias, fear, misunderstanding. Arizona State Bill 1070 equates Mexican migrants, which are political refugees not illegal aliens, to Mexican drug cartels (which are funded by American dollars). Another equation, that must be done in seconds, is that of Apache helicopter pilots that needs to distinguish between innocent bystander and insurgent terrorist. WikiLeaks recently released video of a Apache attack helicopter killed an Reuters staff photographer because the Apache pilots mistook the photographer’s lens as a rocket propel grenade.

Here are other example of the predicate philosophy, the moral compass, which is used to base our understanding of our values.

  • Innocent = Insurgent
  • Quality > Quantity
  • High Calorie School Lunches = National Security Threat
  • Mexican Drug Cartels != Mexican Migrants
  • Closing New Round of Funding != Closing New Deal
  • Reputation > Compensation
  • Scaling Profits > Scaling Users
  • Money != Value
  • Less Drama > More Money
  • Arranged Marriage > Derange Marriage
  • Interface > Implementation
  • Action > Talk
  • Why > What
  • Ideas > Skills
  • Practice > Theory
  • People = Drama. Dumb People = Dumb * Drama ^ 2.
  • FaceBook, Inc = F.B.I.
  • Coding != Thinking
  • Thought != Plot
  • Safe> Sorry
  • Comfortable > classy
  • Journey > Destination

Arizona SB 1070 is Hate Law

There are laws against hate speech, there are laws against hate, but can a piece of legislature be considered hateful. I think Arizona Senate Bill 1070 is a hate law, not a law against hate but a law that promotes racial profiling, racism, and discrimination. I consider Arizona Senate Bill 1070 as xenophobic hate speech.

Here are recent tweets addressed to Arizona Governor Jan Brewer in response of Senate Bill 1070.

  • @GovBrewer SB 1070 is a law against humanity.
  • @GovBrewer how would you have greeted the Mayflower immigrants, a group of disease ridden English Separatists? With State Troopers?
  • @GovBrewer Jews, illegal immigrants, they all make good fodder for escape goats.
  • @GovBrewer Think of signing these laws next: and
  • @GovBrewer SB 1070 is not a catchy name, how about Neo Nuremberg Laws or Nurembrewer Laws?
  • @GovBrewer after signing SB 1070, you enact a law similar to the 1933 German Law for the Restoration of the Professional Civil Service.
  • @GovBrewer after signing SB 1070, I think next you enact a law to force Freed Negroes to register to stop black on black crime.
  • @GovBrewer after signing SB 1070 which gives authorities right to check citizenship, why not form your own country altogether.

Laws Against Humanity

There are some crimes so heinous, barbaric, and brutal that they are considered Crimes Against Humanity. One definition of crimes against humanity is the following.

Odious offences in that they constitute a serious attack on human dignity or grave humiliation or a degradation of one or more human beings. They are not isolated or sporadic events, but are part either of a government policy or of a wide practice of atrocities tolerated or condoned by a government or a de facto authority.

A crime is a breach or break of a rule or law but what is lawful is not necessary what is considered morally acceptable. Some laws, can themselves, be considered crimes against humanity and had lead to some of the worst atrocities ever committed. Arizona Senate Bill 1070, signed into Law by Governor Brewer, is such a law that it can be viewed systematic, institutionalize, and codified “attack on human dignity or grave humiliation or a degradation of one or more human beings.” SB 1070 is biased, it is not meant to be enforced equally, it is targeted on a particular ethnic group, it is blatantly xenophobic, it is reminiscent of Jim Crow Laws.

The the pages of history, there have been a few instances of Laws Against Humanity. Such laws that have degragated the human condition include Nuremberg Laws, Anti-Miscegenation Laws, Jim Crow Laws, Chinese Exclusion Act.