Kim Jong-Un has been trending on Twitter since he became the head of the government of North Korea with the passing of his father, the Kim Jong-Il. Most recently, Kim Jong-Un has been trending because of rumors of his death have gone viral on social networking sites. As it’s customary, for every trending topic there must be a satire account on Twitter and so there is a fake Kim Jong-Un account @KimJongNumberUn. Event though the @KimJonNumberUn account is not real, I sounds real enough. Here are a few choice tweets from @KimJongNumberUn.
I could not sleep last night worrying about one of those four madmen getting nuclear weapons. #cnndebate #flprimary
Still four of them? What was the point of the last debate if no one was executed? #cnndebate
If the Arizona governor stuck her finger in my face, you know what I’d call that? A free snack.
My critics say I’m out of touch. But if that’s true, how come I have so many friends on MySpace? #BOOM
Here’s my state of the union: it’s fuckin dope. Peace out yall.
Once a year I, too, gather all my political opponents in one room, to shoot them. #SOTU
Sending people to a crowded freezing place and making them watch indie films is one form of torture we haven’t tried.
The negative ads Americans use to destroy other politicians seem crazily expensive compared to our system of poisoning.
So the Republican leader pays no taxes and gets rich on the labor of others? American bastards have stolen our system.
Dope news, y’all – just decided that our national bird will be Angry.
IF SOUTH KOREA POKES ME ON FACEBOOK I WILL CONSIDER THAT AN ACT OF WAR #SHITJUSTGOTREAL
The US claims it stands for human rights, and yet it banned Four Loko. #hypocrisy
Does my population make me look fat?
I have 20,000 followers after only 7 days. Not bad for a dude who banned the Internet. #pimpin
At moments like this it terrifies me that the US has nuclear weapons. #GOPDebate
Yall played this dope new game Farmville? Imaginary farms grow imaginary food. Just like North Korea. #sofaking #dope
Willing to trade nuclear fuel rod for XBox 360 in good condition. IM me on MySpace.