Retweet April 2011

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in April 2011 such as the Royal Wedding, and the ongoing revolutions in the Middle East. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Obamatron

  • If the government shuts down will President Barrack Obama declare himself Sultan Hussein Obama?
  • The Obama 2012 campaign has begun… Obama to deliver speech from Facebook. I hope he will friend me.
  • Did the president just propose to share medical test results with your doctors on Facebook?
  • What is the president rambling about comparing the economy to cars “they still have clutch cars…?” I don’t think he has a drivers license.
  • We are both a nation of immigrants and a nation of laws – Obama
  • President Obama is the ringmaster of the sideshow, carnival, and circus of Obama barkers.
  • One way to prove if President Obama’s birth certificate is real is to look in the back and see if it’s “Made in China.”
  • Obama’s Birth Certificate for President 2012.
  • The fact that there was a birther debate for over two years proves President Obama lack of leadership outside his minions and Obamabots.
  • Real transparency ends the debate.
  • President Obama should just preemptively make available all public records and transcripts. He could just end the debate.
  • President Obama and the Obamabots fuel and seed the birther debate and the “sideshows and carnival barkers.
  • I have a birth certificate therefore I am.
  • Don’t be an Uncle Obama.
  • The name of my autobiography: I, Barry Soetoro
  • Obama promised to end the war in Iraq, but instead he got us involved in a civil war in Libya.
  • President Obama quietly accepted his transparency award from the open government community this week in a closed, undisclosed meeting.

Got Gov?

  • IRS agents don’t carry calculators, they carry guns.
  • Half of congress are trolls the other half are tools.
  • Welcome to the United Slaves of America.
  • Every time the TSA fondles your nuts a terrorist gets his wings.
  • In a transparent government there is no need for FOA requests because the information would already be in the public.
  • Just like real men are secure with themselves to wear pink, real democracies don’t scan the naked bodies of men, women, and children.
  • There is little surprise that Russian police confiscated thousands of books describing Russian police corruption.
  • What percent of China’s economy is based on copying, cloning, knock offs, piracy of American intellectual property?

War Racket

  • America will be in engaged in conflict across the globe for the next twenty years. This is World War III, we just don’t know it.
  • We are in the midst of World War III and we just don’t know it.
  • You can follow the money, or you can follow the oil.
  • Military speeding has besieged the economy.

Pronpaganda

  • Twitter is full of trolls, spooks, bots, and sockpuppets, and social media experts. I just don’t know which is worst to follow.
  • Does the US State Department run social media training camps in the Middle East?
  • Retweet Journalist is to journalism what back seat drivers and air chair quarterbacks are to NASCAR and football, respectively.
  • Dear @CNN, thanks for reporting all day on important news such as the royal wedding and not depressing news such a deadly tornado back home.
  • CNN should rename the network to SNN, Shill News Network.
  • The white house has a green room and a green screen room.

Royal Wedding

  • The royal wedding was a parade of bad teeth and bad hats.
  • The royal wedding is ruining my relationship.
  • The royal family is the biggest bunch of dead beat welfare recipients.
  • The only commentary about the monarchy and royal wedding is that of Thomas Paine.
  • If Price William had to battle for the crown of England as did his inbreeding barbarian ancestors he would end up being the court jester.

Questions

  • Is any employee worth $100 million dollars?
  • How do you monetize the bubble?
  • Why does naturally flavored sparkling water have aspartame?
  • What platform will reach the singularity first?
  • What the hell is Microsoft Project Server 2010 Accounts?
  • Does anyone use the Stickybits app?
  • Is social Google’s Vietnam?
  • Who moved my cheese? Who broke my test?
  • Is the point and shoot camera a thing of the past like film?
  • Is there a four square for time travellers?
  • You think Ansel Adams read his camera’s user guide?
  • Is there a haters convention?
  • Hacker or hustler?
  • Smart phones or spy phones?
  • Is Nicolas Cage the new Mel Gibson?
  • How do you monetize fear?
  • Why don’t we declare war on warmongers?

Quotes

  • What is the ROI of your mom? – @garyvee
  • Creativity is a renewable resource. – Biz Stone
  • The chef doesn’t know the secret in the secret sauce? – Chef Ramsey
  • Clutch cars, do they still have them? – Obama

Randumb

  • I dream in stereophonic sound.
  • Mixed signals: just say no + just do it = just say do it
  • I would love to eat dinosaur flavored Japanese style noodles instead of the chicken ones I am eating now.
  • Remixing ZZZZZzzzzz and dreams.
  • Everybody is a marketter.
  • The name of my autobiography: FML, the story of my life.
  • A pot pie is not what I thought it would be, completely different than pot brownie.
  • The cost and stress of doing your taxes should be tax deductible.
  • In the future everything will taste like aspartame, and not like chicken.
  • Making and microwaving are not the same thing, don’t say on when you mean the other.
  • In business you can patent a business process, porn industry is a large business, why not patent sex moves as a business process.
  • Some guys are better bachelors than they are boyfriends.
  • I love trolls, they are good for the lulz.
  • I have a barcode there for I exist.

Retweet Revolution

  • 1. Start a armed rebellion. 2. Open a central bank. 3. ????? 4. Profit 5. New national anthem.
  • Rock the revolution.
  • Not every rebel force is lead by a Luke Skywalker.
  • Big winner in Libyan Revolution of 2012 is Qatar.
  • Obama promised there wouldn’t be any boots in the ground in Libya, I guess CIA operatives don’t use boots.

The Osama bin Laden Assassination Fact Sheet

Who is Osama bin Laden?
Osama bin Laden is a Suadi national. He was born into a wealthy family in Saudia Arabia. In 1979, Osama took part in the mujahideen freedom fighters in Afghanistan and fought against the invading Soviet army. Osama later founded the al-Qaeda organization and took credit of the 9-11 terror attack.

Is Osama bin Laden a Saudi Royal?
No. Osama is not a member of the Saudi royal family but the bin Laden family has strong ties with them.

Was Osama a CIA Asset?
It has been documented that the CIA was actively involved in covert activities against the Soviets in Afghanistan. The CIA trained and armed the Afghan mujahideen to fight the Soviet invasion force. During this time, Osama would have been in contact with the CIA which had the same object of getting the Soviet army out of the region.

Was Osama the Mastermind of the September 11, 2001 Attack on the United States?
Osama bin Laden and al-Queda took credit for the September, 11, 2001 attack on the United States.

Why did Osama bin Laden Attack the United States on September, 11, 2001?
The overly simplified answer to why Osama bin Laden attacked the United States was is that he was retaliating against the what United States foreign policy, most notably the first Gulf War and the US sponsored embargo targeting the Saddam Hussein regime.

Was the Killing of Osama bin Laden an Assassination?
The killing of Osama is a Chicago-style assassination straight out of the mafia’s playbook. People still want to know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. Also remember that the Navy SEALS Team Six is an extraction team and came out of the failed 1980 attempt to rescue American hostages at the U.S. Embassy in Iran. Multiple reports have stated that Osama was not armed when he was shot dead with two precise kill shots, in the head and chest.

Why Was Osama bin Laden Assassinated?
Killing Osama and dumping his body in the ocean is the best cover, no body, no questions, no evidence. Osama had already fulfilled his usefulness to the organization so he was executed. Also, capturing him a live would present future political problem for Obama such as where to jail Osama, what court should try him, would it be okay to torture him, etc.

Is Osama bin Laden a Martyr?
In the middle east, just about anybody that dies, whether from a motorcycle accident to accidental self inflected gun wound is a martyr.

Was the Assassination of Osama bin Laden Justified?
No. Multiple report have stated that Osama was not armed and did not resist

Is There Pictures and Video of Osama’s bin Laden Death?
Yes. The picture released by the White House shows the President and his security team looking towards and captivated by a large monitor. The President most likely had multiple video and audio streams from the source. Also, it is common practice by police and military to photograph themselves with their ‘trophy’, either high value individuals or large number or confiscated guns or drugs. For example, we have a lot of pictures of Operation Red Dawn and the the capture of Saddam Hussein including images of service men triumphantly posing for pictures at the site where Saddam was capture, there are picture of his medical examination, etc.

Did President Barrack Obama Break International Laws in Assassinating Osama bin Laden?
Simply put, the constitution does not grant any president to send troops into another country which we have not declared war on to capture or kill any person. Only congress has the right to declare war, we are not going to declare war on Pakistan.

Is al-Queda a Threat to the United States?
al-Queda is a moderate threat. The al-Queda as it existed pre-9-11 has been destroyed with most of its leader dead or captured but there will always be lose knit organization in the region that will still continue to dislike American foreign policy in the region, including the fact that we went into a sovereign nation to assassinate Osama. Extremists groups such as al-Queda are a tool used by different governments to achieve different goals at different times in the covert and proxy war that is fought by regional powers.

Will the Department of Homeland Security Ease Security Restrictions?
No. Once you go black op, you never go back. There has been so much money made by too many people in the development, sale, and maintenance of naked body scanners for any agency to ease up their spending budget. The tight security restrictions are more about control over the populace than about securing the country. The power enacted by the Patriot Act have more often been used against Americans than your typical billionaire run international islamafacist terrorist organization.