Unlike President Obama, I don’t have a kill list. In fact, I don’t even believe in capital punishment. That said I do think that there are some people that offer very little value to the embitterment of the human race. World wide, there are an estimated 7 billion people and sometimes it feels that at least least 2 billion of them are douchebags. Here is a short list of idiots, bots, clones, drones, bullies, trolls, elitist, bourgeoisie, and douchebags that I would not mind if they just drop dead from some natural cause… Or freak accident.
- Brad Pitt
- Anne Hathaway
- Justin Bieber
- Tyler, the Creator
- Janelle Monae
- Cenk Uygur, the old creeper at The Young Turks
- Bill Nye, the Science Guy
- Neil DeGrasse
- Quvenzhane Wallis
- George Clooney
- The Kardashians including Kayne West
- Jaden and Willow Smith
- Marco Rubio
- Rachel Maddow
- Adria Richards
- Anil Dash
- Ugly and Bitter People
- All Hipsters
- Media Whores
- Social Media Consultants
- Faux Geeks and Wannabe Nerds
- People with hidden agendas
- The Governor on The Walking Dead
- Anyone that gets high off their own supply
- Technology evangelists and developer relations program managers that don’t know how to program
- Self proclaim entrepreneurs that sell $1,000 membership courses on entrepreneurship online using a WordPress blog
- Life style startup founders that use Ruby on Rails to develop time tracking apps.
- Celebrities that name their kids dumb shit like Blue Ivy Vodka, Suri Curry, Prince Pineapple, Egypt Kenya Morocco Zimbabwe, Brooklyn Krypton, Alpha Alef, Bomber Hellfire, Freedom Fries, Liberty Licorice, etc.
- Meta-bullies, bullies that bully bullies