Retweet October 2010

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in October 2010. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Got Government?

  • After two years into his administration, why do I feel like President Obama pulled a Nigerian scam on the American people!
  • Words that have lost their meaning in 2010: transparency, open, hope
  • Are you down with the GOP? Yeah, you know me!
  • War on Terror really means war x terror, resulting in more of both not less of each.
  • Playboy should do a an issue where all the pictures are taken from the naked body scanners used by the TSA at airport security checkpoints.
  • What the TSA considers optional procedures are another name for beta testing and they are testing on the public!
  • To opt-out is a constitutional right!
  • Aside from the Bible, the most often misinterpreted and misunderstood document is the constitution!
  • China is one giant fiefdom of corporate sweatshops.
  • The next world war will be over the moon’s resources!

Politricks

  • Ron Paul and The Rent Is Too Damn High Party Guy for president 2012!!!
  • There are four kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics, and campaign promises!If Hitler were alive today, he would be the president of the RIAA.
  • As a business woman, if Meg Whitman has spent $140 million of her own cash for her campaign, what does she expect as a ROI on that?
  • It is calculated that Meg Whitman has spent $140 million of her own money on her campaign. Talk about trying to buy an election.
  • #rally4sanity is a rally without a cause.
  • Democracy, based on a true story.
  • The Oscars should have a new award category, Best Political Campaign Smear Ad!

Econemy

  • Liquidity is king.
  • What industry can we outsource next? Agriculture?
  • All blue color jobs will be outsourced to robots.
  • American pride is well ahead of the American economy.
  • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could outsource wood chucking?
  • What a folly to believe you are saving money by buying something on sale, especially if you can do without it!
  • Capitalism is driven in large part by selling to people that don’t have the money things that they do not need.

Propagandon’t

  • When talking about Pakistan, the news often speaks of the “tribal area.”. Where is the tribal area of the US? Washington, DC!
  • The political correctness police is just as bad as the secret police in making examples of those that honestly speak their mind.
  • We all remembered the Alamo, but the reason why we should remember the Alamo we did not remember.
  • Another word for Cap and Trade is carbon emission fiefdom.
  • Another word for Cap and Trade is rations.
  • Education requires student participation.
  • The news has a statistical error rate of 30%!
  • Freedom begets freedom.

Question

  • If the universe was a painting would it be more like a Michelangelo, Picasso, or Banksy?
  • Is there such a thing as too much data?
  • Where in the world is sesame street located at?
  • If a zombie eats a green 1-up mushroom does it come back to life?
  • What is the current temperature of the universe?
  • What is up with teams named after years, the 49ers, the 76ers?
  • If your name is it, what is the word used to describe something as belonging to you? Is it, it’s or its?

Randumb

  • I meme therefore I am.
  • Grammatical rules are meant to be broken!
  • The future is an origami folded onto a fractal.
  • In the end, gravity always win!
  • Pumpkin is a great flavor, I should patent it.
  • Don’t let you conscious mind cock block your subconscious mind.
  • Some people are sex machines others sex robots.
  • I tweet therefore I am.
  • Stress is a gateway emotion!
  • Chocolate rain is a great example of a purple cow.
  • What is up with teams named after years, the 49ers, the 76ers? I wanna start a new team, the 10Kers BC!
  • 3D TV is to real 3D what reality TV is to regular reality.
  • Give me a S. Give me a I. Give me a C. Give me a tissue. What does that spell? I’m sickie…
  • Man, I have a bad case of funk shui!
  • There no vacation for a parent!
  • Dim Sum is the Chinese version of Spanish Tapas.
  • Love hurts deeply!
  • Love is the other four letter word.
  • Love means never having to say your sorry but always admitting its you fault, “It’s my fault honey, I’ll fix that.”
  • It’s a thin line between love and hate, and the more passionately someone hates someone else the more that line bleeds into love.

Overheard

  • OH: Are you going to tweet that?
  • OH: What we have now is only like 0.1 of what we need, but it’s like 10 times better than what we had before.
  • OH: I’m not paying the heating bill for ghosts.
  • OH: that’s what happens when a post is auto-generated from a Twitter account with tweets entered on an iPhone by someone with fat fingers.
  • OH: I’m tough on you because I need you to be tough!
  • OH: You should be a computer security researcher since you seem to be the first to contract every computer virus known to man.
  • OH: There’s always been pros and cons left and right day and night then and now, always.
  • OH: Your logic doesn’t follow, so neither do I.
  • OH: This tastes like space Chinese food.
  • OH: Don’t you worry about it. When you start worrying about me that’s when I get worried.
  • OH: Oh, no, Obama is the President of the United States, he would never lie to the people, why would you think that?

Craporation

  • McDs should have a truth in advertising campaign and name their products to better descriptive names like McFatty, McGrub, and McTasteless.
  • If you farm generic genetically engineered fish twice the size and in half the time then you’ll get none of the flavor.
  • Monsanto should make a cooking book, Genetically Modified Foods for the Soul
  • In addition to fish, meat, diary, and vegetables there is a new food group, bioengineered.

Halloween

  • Happy Halloween! Trick or tweet!!!
  • If grown people come to trick or treat and they don’t have a costume they are getting veggie stix!
  • People getting rid of Easter candy on Halloween: http://twitpic.com/32u2ca
  • Why are people giving out Easter candy on Halloween.
  • Who you gonna call? Watching Ghostbusters!
  • Watching The Simpsons’ Treehouse of Horror marathon!

Retweet February 2010

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in February 2010. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Superbowl

  • Carrie Underwood sounds awful, off key and off tune, sounds like she is yelling. What would Simon say? “Don’t quit your day job.”
  • Super Bowl Sunday is a secular holiday.
  • Colts touchdown!!!
  • Colts touchdown!!! Twitter just down!!!
  • Go Daddy #superbowelads so predictable, they are acted and written like bad pron.
  • For some today is the Super Bowl, for others the Super Bore, but for most the Brand Bowl.
  • Wow. Saints denied. The defensive levees broke.
  • Men’s manlyness is attacked in FloTV and Dodge #superbowelads.
  • Pinball Wizard? What is a pinball? Who are The Who? How about having an act that has had a hit this century?
  • Super Bowl half time show with The When, I mean, The Who… Who are you is a perfect song for them.
  • The Who. WHO DAT?
  • The Who. I would have asked The Why?
  • Saints iTouchdown!!! Now we got a game.
  • Colts score to take the lead. Great drive on the third quarter.
  • Google gag. What a lousy #superbowlad by Google. They should have made an ad addressing their search censorship and privacy issues.
  • Saints TD.
  • Saints Miracle Interception!!! Party on Buorbon St.
  • Mardi Gras in Miami. The Saints go marching on to a Super Bowl championship.

Politricks

  • The Tea Party is a Democratic National Committee ploy to divide and conquer the Republican Party.
  • It I’d said that the Greeks invented democracy, but maybe that is a Greek mythology.
  • Democracy or capitalism do not even attempt to close the divide between social classes.
  • Obama tries to make a comparison between star athletes’ pay and wall street bonuses, but he forgets we didn’t bailout the MLB or the NFL.
  • The end product of hope is disillusion.

Got Gov?

  • China exports iPods, France exports champagne, Italy exports leather goods, Israel exports Mossad Death Squads.
  • In Israel, winning hearts and mind involves ripping open your heart and blowing your mind, literally.
  • In Israel, political assassinations are part of the peace process.
  • Water boarding: baptism by simulated drowning.
  • We should be able to water board our public officials to answer our concerns.
  • It seems that University of California prefers out of state/foreign students, they should change their name of University of China.
  • The One Government wants to normalize the world’s religion into a single belief.

Econemy

  • It used to be that the squeaky wheel gets the grease, now the squeaky wheel gets replace.
  • No one ever gets rich by working hard, they get rich by having others working hard for them.
  • Fix it tickets won’t fix the economy.
  • Wall Street bonuses are not a way to retain employees, it is a pay off to keep the the wool over the public’s eyes.

Propagandon’t

  • The government website recovery.gov might as well be renamed to propaganda.gov.
  • Ma Zhaoxu, China’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs spokesman, said “There are no dissidents in China.” I guess they must have killed them all.
  • Freedom is gained through the bang of revolution and lost through the whimper of torture, oppression, and tyranny in the name of the homeland.
  • In the future, we will have vaccines for boredom.
  • Curing people of illness and disease is not a profitable and sustainable business model for pharmaceuticals.

Randumb

  • No. 2 Pencil: Instead of learning how to think, students tend to learn how to remember factoids.
  • Multiple Choice: Instead of learning the material, students tend to learn how to guess.
  • Tiger Woods saying “Elin never hit me that night or any other night” is as true as Bill Clinton saying he didn’t have relations with that woman.
  • Tiger Woods sounded like a robot reading his prepared and rehearsed public apology, he probably does it like a robot too.
  • Tiger Woods wants to change his name to escape all the attention, he is considering Tiger Morningwood.
  • Every single scientific innovation has brought us that much closer to complete and total annihilation.
  • There is a thin line between suck and blow.
  • Forget 49ers and 76ers, I’m a 69er!
  • Sour grapes make bad wine.
  • Working on the menial, thinking of the grandeur, dreaming of the eternal.
  • When people say they are looking forward to making $$, they really mean looking forward to spending $$.
  • There are some parks that walking at night is not a walk on the park.
  • I need someone thinking on their toes rather than standing on their head.
  • Opportunities are magnetized, you should not fight their polarity.
  • Getting mad is like taking one step back.
  • Do you earn, find, or hustle success? I bend, flatten, and distribute success.
  • What you think and what you know are not the same thing.
  • The universe is flexible, so much so that it routinely bends light, time, and space.
  • Reality is relative.
  • Nature favors survivors.
  • Positivity is it’s own reward.
  • People are often reactionary, and usually to other people.
  • crazy idea + watershed moment + great effort = breakthrough
  • Time adds up to more than just a period of time.
  • Let time be your ally, don’t fight against time, .
  • Being too early is just as bad, if not worse, as being too late.
  • Marriage makes a men mediocre.
  • Your marriage vowels should not include legalese.
  • The reason you can’t buy love is because people want to haggle like they are buying a car.
  • The roar of a dandy lion is a whisper in the wind.
  • Not all questions are meant to be answered, some are meant to be reflected upon.
  • What is unobtainable is no reason to stop trying.
  • People say stupid things but what is really stupid is to accept what people day without consideration.
  • Next to smoking crack nothing kills more brain cells than going shopping.
  • For some bitching is living.
  • Feelings are not based on facts.

Overheard

  • OH: John Mayer is so bluesy for someone so pale.
  • OH: you a fake ass bitch, fake as gold plates jewelry, fake as cubic zirconium, fake as $20 rolex, fake as imitation crab meat, …
  • OH: I’m the DJ to your soundtrack.