I find the In Soviet Russia jokes really funny. If you are not familiar with these, here is classic example.
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, Party always find you!
Recently someone posted the following question on reddit which spurred over a thousand comments: Do Russians have “In Capitalist America” jokes? Here are some of the In Capitalist America jokes from that thread of comments.
- In capitalist America, government law violates you!
- In capitalist America, home leaves you!
- In capitalist America, Corporations buy you!
- In capitalist America, your wallet owns you!
- In capitalist America, corporations regulate you!
- In capitalist America capitalist violates law, government and you!
- In socialist America, broke bums get mad when others achieve success.
- In capitalist America, corporations create the laws.
- In capitalist America, home leaves you!
- In capitalist America, poor feeds you!
- In capitalist America, bunker busting bombs discover oil.
- In capitalist America, the capital is not in America.
- In capitalist America, the capitalists are not American.
- In capitalist America, money gets to vote too.