Retweet February 2012

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in February 2012 such as the ongoing Occupy Wall Street, and the continuing revolutions in the Middle East. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Obamanation

  • Obama can’t spell Bible without LIE.
  • If Obama jokes about using predator drones to deter boys from dating his daughters, what does he say about the American people in general?
  • Barack Obama dances like a white guy.
  • The Audacity of Obama: to give false hope instead of real jobs.

Got Gov?

  • The federal government is a welfare recipient.
  • Your freedom has been copyright Disney 2012.
  • The constitution has been copyrighted by Disney and you can’t plea the fifth without paying a royalty.
  • Do you like privacy and freedom? You may be a terrorist!
  • One thing I learned about President Obama, he doesn’t like to pull out if he doesn’t have to.

Econemy

  • In a world where corporations are people, people would have to incorporate into a conglomerate to keep have any rights.
  • It costs 2.4 cents to make a penny, 11.2 cents to make a nickel.
  • In Facebook Credits we trust.
  • The amount of taxes I pay, I should add the federal government as a dependent.
  • Money is not only colorblind, it is also color dumb.
  • Companies such as GE are outsourcing the rope by which they will hang themselves.

Propagandon’t

  • The revolution will be co-opted.
  • Revolutions are mainstream.
  • One persons sarcasm, is another’s propaganda.
  • There is a new kind of journalism in the tech scene called public relationism.

War Racket

  • Just like there is a quite period after a company files for an IPO, there is a quite period before a country launches a covert attack.
  • It’s official, with the release of Act of Valor the Department of Defense is now a movie studio.
  • If people are willing to kill other people for $100 shoes don’t you think they are willing to start revolutions for gas fields?
  • It is US policy to promote revolutions in some middle eastern countries and suppress them in other.
  • An embargo against a country is a declaration of war.

Randumb

  • The future is buried in the past.
  • Sometimes I wish I could fast forward the future.
  • I don’t react well to negativity or complaining or whining of any kind!
  • Eating cheesecake with chopsticks.
  • There is plenty of fish in the sea but I won’t settle until I find me a mermaid.
  • When you let your heart and passion lead everything else falls into place and follows.
  • The only thing that Paul McCarthy has done recently is not die. #beatles #grammy
  • Worse than fake English accents are real English accents.
  • 1. Create a market. 2. Create an after market. 3. ???? 4. Profit.
  • Who let the puppies out?
  • An idiot with a fact is a dangerous thing.
  • Sometimes I wish I could fast forward the future.
  • Social media made me do it.
  • Amoral is often times worse than immoral.
  • Either I travel back to a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…. or George Lucas has re-release another Star Wars movie.
  • People that say they don’t give a fuck actually give a big fuck about people believing they don’t really give a fuck.
  • I’ve weaved myself a basket case.
  • McChicken nuggets: more breading, less chicken.
  • Make everyday Christmas, an make every night Valentine’s.

Overheard

  • OH: I take turns on what keeps me up at night. The good news is that this team has not keep me up at night for over six months.
  • OH: It was so dark I thought my eyes were closed.
  • OH: He is not my “boyfriend,” he is my “it’s complicated-friend.”
  • OH: No, I don’t need my jiggy lube drained.
  • OH: The story of my life, “I’ll see what happens”
  • OH: There is a reason for the term Party Animal.

Retweet November 2011

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in November 2011 such as the ongoing Occupy Wall Street, and the continuing revolutions in the Middle East. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Obamanation

  • President Obama pardons Wall Street turkeys and gives them billion dollar bailouts to stuff themselves.
  • The emperor has no clothes and you have no constitutional rights.
  • Money don’t buy you the presidency, oh wait it does help to outspend other candidates 100 to 1.
  • Barack Obama’s whole extended family and friends occupy the White House.
  • Being president has been the best financial decision made by Bobama.

Got Gov?

  • Speak softly and carry a large fleet of aircraft carriers.
  • The sun never sets on the American covert operations and CIA drone strikes.
  • The US is outsourcing its future.
  • The American dream is an illusion.
  • Occupy Freedom
  • Occupy The American Dream.
  • Free yourself, occupy something.
  • Beware: You may be blatantly illegal.
  • Judges hold grudges

Econemy

  • In a capitalist society, every holiday is celebrated by buying something.
  • No jobs, no future, no soup for you.
  • Humming the Blue Collar Blues.
  • The American Dream is made in China, like pretty much everything else.
  • Money don’t buy you love, but you can sure get a lap dance.
  • More jobs, less filling.

Randumb

  • I’m losing my religion/medication.
  • Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I feel like a nap.
  • After Black Friday, Cyber Monday. After Cyber Monday, Broke-ass Wednesday.
  • Keep calm and get over it.
  • My feelings, the undiscovered continent.
  • Forget counting sheep, I count hundreds.
  • Money can’t buy you swag.
  • Money can’t buy you common sense.

In Da Future

  • In the future, someone will be convicted based on their shadow.
  • In the future, not using your real name in G+ or Facebook would be considered identity theft.
  • In the future, there will be an iPhone app that can express your genes.
  • In the future, you will be charged for conspiracy for conspiring with yourself and other multiple personalities.
  • In the future, if you hate yourself you will be charged with a hate crime.

Retweet June 2010

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in May 2010. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Obamanation

  • Prof Prez Obama’s answer to the meaning of life and everything else is to form a sub-committee to find out whose ass to kick.
  • The reason President Obama has not kick any ass with the oil, car, and banking industry is because he can find the ass to kick.
  • President Obama is not really the ass kicking kind of president, he is more the ass thinking.
  • Have you notice that presidential candidates always promise change, but never promise to just make shit better for people.

Got Gov?

  • Just like criminals cannot profit from their crimes, so too politicians should be made not to profit from theirs.
  • Here is a revenue generating idea, tax up to 80% of all income made by current and former elected politicians.
  • Pot Holes: Your tax dollars at making your vehicle not work!
  • Local governments don’t like to pay for cops unless it’s with overtime.
  • Cops are corrupt the world over, the difference is what it takes to corrupt them, a $20 bribe or a few hours over time.
  • Don’t do drugs, don’t fund CIA black ops.

Politricks

  • Al Gore says, “I did not have sexual relations with that women.”
  • General McChrystal must have been on McMeth when he agreed to do the Rolling Stones interview.
  • You know you are in the wrong side of every aisle when you have to apologize for your apology.
  • I think vuvuzelas should be allowed and be part of the political discussions, debates, and town hall meetings.
  • Vuvuzela for president 2012!!!
  • Free Weev!!!

Propagandon’t

  • Some Americans remember the Alamo but many of those that do don’t remember why they should have remember it in the first place.
  • There is no freedom just propagandom.
  • Fear is a virus of the mind!
  • Control the supply, and you control the demand and the price you can charge.

War Racket

  • Congratulations Afghanistan, for being the longest American war!!!
  • Art is my favorite weapon.
  • War will lead us to energy independence!!!

Question

  • If your life can be condensed to one photo would be a still life study or an out of focus action shot?
  • Why would you need a tool to open this toolset I just bought?
  • If Steve Jobs would reinvent the wheel what would it be like?
  • If he built a better mouse trap would the mice become Apple fanboys?
  • If it’s not fun, is it worth it?
  • Who needs a StairMaster when you have a kid and a set of stairs?
  • What kind of characters hang out at the corner of East Sesame Street and MLK Blvd? Crackhead Monster? Beto y Kike? El Memo? Big Pimp?

Randumb

  • Zombies replicate by infection, the Borg by assimilation, can you imagine a zombie-Borg hybrid? A zomborg? Brains are futile.
  • This Aquafina water bottle claims to be made with 50% less plastic. How does that make it an eco-bottle?
  • In no country, culture, time, or parallel universe does nagging make things better.
  • I love digitally, um either turned on or turned off.
  • Just because you don’t see eye to eye with someone does mean you can go toe to toe with them.
  • You know how meterologists name hurricanes after people’s name, they should be named after fictional characters…
  • If hurricane would be names after fictional characters you know Hurricane Anakin would grow into one mean mofo of a storm.
  • Being honest isn’t a fault.
  • The new anti-Semitic is the anti-Semexican.
  • Forget snakes in a plane, I got ants in my car!
  • This TV diner is a rerun.
  • I don’t no the meaning of the word know.
  • Trafffuuuck!!!
  • FML SMH WTF LOL
  • From preschool to postdoc, school is universally for fools.
  • To me an expresso machine is like a time machine.
  • You are no better than those whom you’ve deem the worst.

Overheard

  • OH: Awww, that gansta cute.
  • OH: It’s business not celebrityness.
  • OH: Who touched my iPad, there’s a smudge on the screen.
  • OH: We are getting it done. It will be done. So it’s done.

Craporation

  • In the US, corporations are always right.
  • The BP Oil Spill is so large that it is thinking of running for president 2012 as a Republican. Campaign platform will be: Drill Baby Spill
  • Just like the brain is the biggest sex organ the biggest oil company is JP Morgan.
  • When life gives you an oil spill you make off like a bandit.
  • Al Qeada are a bunch of incompetents, BP, Golden Sachs, Monsanto can do more harm in one day than a bunch shoes and whitey tighties.
  • Oil executives think they are as slick as the oil they spill.
  • The BP oil spill is as large as the state of Vermont. The BP oil spill is so large, it should be it’s own state, Oilzona.

World Cup

  • World Cup: it’s not about how well you play, it’s how well the referees can see.
  • World Cup: The outcome of the World Cup is determined way in advance of the opening ceremony.
  • World Cup: FIFA fo dumb!
  • World Cup: each game should three score, one for goals each team has made and another for the number of bad calls made by the refs.
  • World Cup: it’s not about how many goals you score, it’s about how many goals the refs will qualify.
  • The World Cup has as much integrity as Chicago politics.

Futurism

  • In the future, robots will go to your local polling place and vote electronically for you and then an algorithm will declare the winner.
  • In the future, you can pick up FDA grade heroin at the condiment aisle at your local super market.
  • The future has let me down in terms of jet pack technology and space travel.
  • The future tastes like plastic.

Retweet April 2010

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in April 2010. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Got Gov?

  • The business of democracy is big business.
  • Stupidity likes to repeat and reproduce and reelect itself.
  • The government is developing vaccines to viral ideas.
  • Civilians make for good target practice.
  • The real April Fool’s Day is April 15.
  • If they put fluoride in water, nuclear waste under mountains, and pollutants in the air what would they not put in flu vaccines?
  • Uncle Sam doesn’t know how to use the Internet.
  • Unle Sam shoots up.
  • Uncle Sam works for the CIA.
  • Uncle Sam is a pimp.
  • If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. If all yo have is an attack Apache helicopter, everyone looks like an insurgent.
  • When the pen is mightier than the sword, then the camera with a large telephoto lens will be considered as a weapon.
  • The Indian Penal Code, Section 508, makes it illegal to pretend to be a god. Let there be, lawyers!
  • Your tweets will be held against you in a court of law.
  • Not all laws are created equal.
  • The revolution will not be televised, it will be streamed, tweeted, and liked.

Politricks

  • Stupidity does not term limits.
  • In Russia, they have Russian dolls, a doll that fits in a larger on that fits in a larger on.
  • In Washington, they have Washington Puppets, where one puppet is in the pocket of a larger political puppet that is in the pocket of a larger political puppet.
  • In Washington, politicians have puppets in their closets and special interest in the pocket.
  • President Bush to release a children’s book, Decision Points and Dinosaur Grrrs.
  • Politicians count on your apathy more than your vote.
  • Icelandic karma is a bitch, Eyjafjallajokull fuck yeah!
  • I wouldn’t put it past Iceland to cause the Eyjafjallajokull volcano eruption and disrupting Northern Europe for messing with the Krona.
  • There was a second shooter involved in the death of Polish President Lech Kaczynski.

Econemy

  • It may be true that white men can not jump, but they can sure create toxic investment vehicles like nobodies
    biznatch.
  • You can’t regulate greed.
  • If time flies, then money teleports.
  • Goldman Sucks is the house, on Wall street, never bet against the house, especially when using your own house!
  • Goldman Sucks makes money when the market is up, and it can make even more money when the market is down and out.

Propagandon’t

  • Jon Stewart is a clown with a news desk and teleprompter, and for that matter so is Katie Curic, Brian Williams,
    etc..
  • Is Joy Behar new Larry King, their shows seem the same and they look alike.
  • If as soon as you are born you are slapped in the butt and slapped with a barcode and serial number you are not born free.
  • What really worries me is that the sun is going through climate change!
  • The planet doesn’t need to be save, what needs to be save is our lifestyle.
  • Climate change is the only constant.
  • Next thing you know some greenie will link the recent spike in earthquake activity to climate change.
  • If you think about it, all water is recycled water.
  • Illegal Aliens are the new Pilgrims.
  • American’s have a way of sugar coating history, like calling how American’s describes the Mayflower passengers as pilgrims.

Question

  • If time is money, then what is crack…?
  • Two unanswered questions: Where is Osama and who is Banksy?
  • Can law be criminal?
  • Is Burma the new Tibet?
  • What is the cost of easy money?
  • Is money invaluable? What is the cost of money?
  • If you have multiple personalities, can your personalities conspire against you?
  • Do the walking dead like to eat the brains of the brain dead or is that not zombie kosher?
  • Where do employees at Budweiser go for Happy Hour?
  • iPad or iFad?

Randumb

  • Car companies have replaced the dip stick with the driver.
  • Hip Hop sold out to Hollywood.
  • I’m dyslexic, I can’t tell the diff between WTF and FTW.
  • And then God said, “Let there be gravity, bitches!!!.”
  • I had a dream that I lacked sleep, so even in my dreams I am sleep deprived.
  • My heart rate is sync’d to the BPM of this song.
  • Blame it on the chocolate rain.
  • No secret, not forgotten, is ever safe.
  • 99.1% of the analysis based on flawed or misunderstood statistics are wrong, that means that those that deny said analysis are baby killers.
  • Not all statistics are interpreted equally.
  • Thoughts are transforming.
  • It’s nearly 6AM, birds ate tweeting, time to go to sleep.
  • Content is not content.
  • Consuming media through every sense, including the sixth sense.
  • You can bump into an ex, you can bump into a mean middle school teacher, or even former parole officer but worse is former hair stylist.
  • The future is near.
  • Twitter Tourette: Shyt GODAMMIT Fudge Saget!!!1!
  • If life is like a box of chocolates, then love is like a box of condoms.

Overheard

  • OH: Is that a threat or a promise? Either way stick to it.
  • OH: What is the use of User Generated Content when the majority of users are idiots.
  • OH: You are a smart cookie, just don’t crumble.
  • OH: You are like an emotional turtle, you hide in your shell when someone says something you don’t like.
  • OH: Is that Zuckerborg on the cover of Fast Company? They totally airbrushed that guy.
  • OH: You only move your arse when you fart.

Obamanation

  • Is Obama working for the CIA or the CIA working for Obama? Either case who is working for you?
  • Where is my free Obamacare? It must have been lost with the promises of change and hope.

Retweet March 2010

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in March 2010. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Obamanation

  • After a year in office, it seems that Obama’s idea of green jobs is to have no jobs.
  • Obama pays surprise visit to Afghanistan, yet he hasn’t been to California in a long while.
  • Obama: Change is political term for more of the same, but worse.
  • Obama: Read my lips, no new hope.

Got Gov?

  • I, for one, welcome our new death panel overlords.
  • We have a separation between church and state, I want a separation between sports and state.
  • How did we get from “no taxation without representation” to “taxation without exception.”
  • If they put fluoride in water, nuclear waste under mountains, and pollutants in the air what would they not put in flu vaccines?
  • China is censoring the details behind Google’s decision to move out of China due to China’s censorship.
  • Failing to obey an order from a security guard will be considered as an assault!
  • If your ex is spying on you on Facebook so is your government.
  • In a police state everyone is a suspect if not an inmate.
  • Do we really need a vice president? Why not just get a presidential double?

Econemy

  • How dare the state and federal government ask for a donation into the California Fund or Presidential Election Campaign Fund?
  • The women’s movement demanded equal pay for equal work. The investment banker’s movement demands equal ROI for unequal risk.
  • The television rights of state executions can bring in millions of revenue to cash strapped states.
  • If cash is king, then debt is bondage and credit is cards are chains.
  • Retire young, rich, and fabulous not old, broke, and ordinary.
  • Hedge funds are modern day alchemy.
  • The American dream is made in communist China.
  • Hollywood Video is renaming itself to Bankruptcy Video.

Question

  • Did dinosaurs also taste like chicken?
  • Is Lady Gaga the new Madonna?
  • When Ke$ha goes broke how will she spell her name?
  • Are you a pusher or a pleaser?
  • What is the cost of easy money?
  • Do we need black boxes in cars?
  • Is China broke?
  • Is NASA controlled by the greys?
  • Is your job holding you back?
  • Is the Prius the new Pinto?
  • Are hotel key cards the new baseball card?
  • Is there such a thing as tofu salmon?
  • Is PHP 6 the new Perl 6?
  • Is a great hack art or science?
  • Which is worse, a hater or a debtor?
  • Is there a sub-atomic unit of time that cannot be divided into smaller time elements?
  • If your body is an instrument, what part of your body needs some fine tuning?
  • What is your body language saying about you?
  • What color are your feelings?
  • Are you a revolutionary or a rebel?
  • Is what you like how you are like?

Randumb

  • 95% of statistics confuse 82% of the population.
  • Two 50%s don’t add up to one 100%.
  • Headache in the membrane.
  • Time is not digital, it is a fractal.
  • Misfortune Cookie: What you are doing now is probably illegal, in bed.
  • I bet prehistoric animals would have been delicious, like a T-Rex t-bone steak.
  • Uncle Sam: The Puppet Master
  • Hate grows with compound interest.
  • Killing the Buddha in the name of! And now you do what they told you! And now you do what they told you!
  • I would like the my unauthorized autobiography to be named either Same Difference, It Wasn’t Me, or Who Dat Up In Herre?
  • Don’t trust the 800 pound gorilla as far as you can trow it especially if it is riding the elephant in the room.
  • People’s perception of others is often wrong, worse yet is our perception of other people’s perception of us.
  • Create a purple cow, make your competitors into a donkeys, and milk the golden goose out of everything it is worth.
  • Even a tough cookie softens up with a little milk.
  • A flower’s petal is nature version of a solar panel.
  • Math is the sum of all my fears.
  • Ignorance is always refreshening.
  • Engaged should be the new married.
  • Stuck between space and time.
  • Sometimes cheap is better than free.
  • In the future everything will buzz, tweet, or beep.
  • Control freaks usually want to control what they can’t do.
  • People pleasers don’t please themselves.
  • What you don’t know won’t hurt you unless you think the worst if everyone all the time.
  • There is no better time for happiness than now.
  • Allegedly Tiger Woods likes green jackets and golden showers
  • Tiger Woods and Jesse James should be on Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Overheard

  • OH: Homelessness, such a turnoff.
  • OH: Your high horse is a pink pony, get off it. It makes you look stupid.
  • OH: You are going to choke on my positive energy.
  • OH: Did you cancel your mind?
  • OH: What is the point of caffeine free coke? Do I have to put coffee or crack into my coke?

Politricks

  • On certain countries in the middle east, women’s equal rights movements means they can also be suicide bombers.
  • I’ve heard of the Tea Party Movement, now the Coffee Party Movement, I’m waiting to start the Beer Party after my buzz goes down.

Propagandon’t

  • You are not a robot, you are just programmed to think like one.
  • The news are re-enactments.

War Racket

  • There is a cold war between China and Google.
  • To prolong war is to a crime against humanity.
  • The problem with having a large standing army is that someone will eventually want to deploy it.

Craporation

  • If China doesn’t care about basic human rights, why do companies think it cares about their copyrights?
  • Google deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for leaving China and giving up that market to Microsoft/Yahoo would collaborate with the gestapo.

Retweet December 2009

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in December 2009. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Obamanation

  • Why is Obama a bigger disappointment than Bush? Because Obama promised hope and change and delivered on none, and Bush didn’t.
  • Soon Bush’s approval rating will seem high compared to Obama’s.
  • @whitehouse does the president pay taxes on all the freebies he gets on the job?
  • Zombies want to eat brains, Zombama wants to eat your bonus.

Got Gov?

  • Lest we forget, the great democracies in human history were formed while slavery was allowed legally and morally.
  • If our pocket constitutions, fourth of July flags, and other patriotic souvenirs are made in China, what stops them from making our laws too?
  • In the future, the TSA will force passenger to fly barefoot and with nothing more than a medical examination robe.
  • The CIA has renditioned Hope to Gitmo.
  • In the future, most laws will be drafted, amended, voted, and enacted in behind closed doors, in private as state secret.
  • Which is worse, a mole or a rat?
  • The biggest fallacy in politics is that voters have to pick sides between donkeys and elephants. I vote for me, not for some bureaucrat.
  • The state will replace free will with fear, ideas with propaganda, love with obedience.
  • The state wants to take what nature has given, free will, and replace it with product placements.
  • The US constitutions is being rewritten to We the Special Interest Lobbyists…
  • If you complain about government, you will need to pay a protest tax.

Econemy

  • The law of conservation of matter states that matter can’t be created or destroyed out of nothing, money does not have the same law.
  • Capital is another word for money. So capitalism means moneyism. Money is said to be the root of all evil…
  • The Copenhagen Summit has been hijacked by multi-national corporations that it should simply be renamed to Corpenhagen.
  • The longest standing illusion is that of currency.
  • US Treasury’s New Motto: In credit ratings we trust.
  • If money talks then credit rating hollers.
  • Wall street is playing musical chair with your money.
  • Boom or Bust: For every boom there is an equal and opposite bust.
  • The book Too Big To Fail looks Too Big To Read.
  • There is no better deal than paying what you can actually afford for what you actually need.
  • Boom or Bust: For every boom there is an equal and opposite bust.

Propagandon’t

  • I’m not so worry about climate change as I am worried about magnetic pole change, which has also happened in the past.
  • A world whose climate does not change is a lifeless/dead world.
  • Do you believe in climate change? I do, the climate changes throughout the year… We call it seasons.
  • Global Warming: An Inconvenient Truth or An Inconvenient Data? #climategate
  • A critical step in the scientific method is fudging the data. #climategate

War Racket

  • We may not have troops in the ground in Pakistan, but there is a war being fought there.
  • The Unreported War: Pakistan
  • The hearts and minds are not won with a war on terror, but with a war on apathy.
  • We torture extremists by playing pop music. Our culture is terrorism.
  • Taylor Swift music is perfect for interrogating the Taliban and other enemy combatants.

Question

  • Which was the worst navigator, the captain of the Titanic or the Pilot of the Hindenburg?
  • Which is better, win now and lose later or lose now and eventually win?
  • Is love a medicine, vitamin, or supplement?
  • Who hasn’t even started with holiday gift shopping?
  • Do you have nothing to hide or nothing to fear?
  • How many man hours go into putting up and then putting down Christmas decorations?
  • How much money and trees are wasted each year on gift wrapping paper? Something that lasts 10 seconds before it is ripped up.
  • Is it weird if your mother in law gives you mistletoe on Facebook?
  • How much data storage capacity was created last year? How much original data was created?
  • Why isn’t everything like riding a bike?
  • Which is worse, a control freak or clean freak?
  • Is it the thought that counts or the cost?
  • Which movie was worse, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra or Transformers: The Revenge of the Fallen?
  • Which do you prefer, white chocolate or dark chocolate?

Randumb

  • My new year’s resolution is to come up with a better new year’s resolution next year.
  • I don’t understand why I am awake if all the mathematical models in my sleep simulation have me asleep.
  • Some people agree to disagree but others just plain out disagree to agree.
  • If we are going to agree to disagree why not just agree that I am right.
  • Stuff crust is the best thing since sliced bread.
  • Big girls love by the pound.
  • News: 40% ads, 40% editorial, %10 CIA misinformation, %5 incorrect, 3% gossip, 1% real news.
  • I BE AWESOME AND SO IS YOU.
  • You can’t hurry up time.
  • Life is a numbers game.
  • I’m rocking in the rain.
  • Rome didn’t burn in a day.
  • Listening to what in 100 years will be categorized as Late Period Classical Gangsta Rap.
  • Old clowns never die, they just become childrens’ nightmares.
  • Love is a whore.
  • If you get it you get it if not forget.
  • If I was a ghost, I be the shy ghost in the library reading self help books to afraid to booing anyone for fear of being shushed.

Overheard

  • OH: You are so much fun when I am drunk.
  • OH: the only criticism I have about you is that you don’t take any criticism well.

Craporation

  • The only satisfied AT&T customer is the CIA.

Retweet November 2009

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in November 2009. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Obamanation

  • Obama bow down when you come to my town. Obama bows down to the King of Saudi Arabia, Emperor of Japan, and Goldman Sachs.
  • Did President Obama pardon the turkey or bow down to it?
  • Trick or treat? Saving or creating jobs? Which one is it?
  • The state dinner crashers will be put on no fly list and, considered traitors, and are declared enemies of the state. No soup for you!

Got Gov?

  • The United States does not control it’s own destiny any more.
  • The state is the enemy of itself.
  • Zombies have infiltrated all branches of our government.
  • Lady Gaga for Secretary of State!!!
  • The government is not to big to FAIL! It fails everyday…
  • Hip Hop don’t stop but hope don’t float.
  • Read what the CIA reads, not what the CIA writes.
  • Lest we forget, politics is more than hope, promises, and speeches.

Econemy

  • When blue collar jobs disappear, white collar jobs will follow, and when white collar jobs are gone, we will all be left shirtless.
  • In the future you will need a high school diploma, a BS, and MBA, and a PHD to get hired for a job.
  • Investment bankers are just banksters, a college degree or two of separation from your typical mafia gangsters.
  • The oldest scam in the book: there is a great fortune and it is all yours if you pay up front a finders, commission, transaction fee…
  • Some people are hungry with their eyes, not with their inner being, so they are never satisfied with what they have.
  • Every time I go to the bank there is a hold up, but not by a stereotypical bank robber, the bank is robbing customers with crazy fees…
  • You know what they say “the taller they are the harder they fall” but in financial terms “you are too big to FAIL.”
  • Don’t put all your eggs in one basket, put some in a basket in a Swiss bank deposit box too.
  • The economy requires new markets, since the world is flat we are running out of physical markets. We need to invent new virtual ones.
  • The Cold Cash War: The US and China are fighting an economic cold cash war with weak currencies.
  • Some create supply, others create demand, but the successful capitalist creates the illusion of supply and demand.

Propaganda

  • In the last month, more people have died from land mines than from swine flu! There is no vaccine for stepping in a land mine.
  • Everybody is a fiend for the vaccine.
  • Some go coo coo for cocoa puffs, others go pandemonium for swine flu pandemics.
  • The bridge to the future starts off a the bridge to no where.
  • The new world religion is green and all that don’t believe are heretics that will burned alive in a CO2 filled green house.
  • Nothing says “I Love You” like blood diamonds.
  • News don’t sell, it is speculations and opinions of news that sells.
  • Israeli pirates hijack container ship off the coast of Cyprus.
  • There are lies, damn lies, and statistics… And damn statistics, and news headlines.
  • There is no cure all for the health industry.
  • I hate to say it but the next Watergate scandal will not be broken by the New York Times but by TMZ.

Overheard

  • OH: You didn’t eat good and eating is good.
  • OH: wouldn’t it be kewl if they connect FarmVille and Cafe World so that your restaurant can get fresh organic food from your friends farm?
  • OH: I’m single but never alone.
  • OH: He is not to smart, he is to busy to be smart.
  • OH: That ain’t no muffin top, that’s a muffin cake!
  • OH: He is all sweaty, he looks like he was running or he killed someone.

Predictions

  • Prediction 2010: we will had adjuvants in cereal.
  • Prediction 2010: Obama will bow down to Price and Queen Latifah.

WTF FTW

  • The BART police is giving a bad name to BART riders.
  • If you believe in God I have some indulgences I like to sell you.
  • It is best to have more suggestions than complains.
  • It is best to have more ideas than opinions.
  • Homelessness is not helplessness.
  • In the future there will be vaccine for individualism.
  • Being green of envy for green backs does not make you green.
  • I’m trying very hard to not have to work so hard.
  • I am not much concerned with real piracy, or music piracy, but privacy piracy.
  • Love = 60% chemical imbalance + 30% irrational behavior + 20% (age * loneliness)
  • Love is a four letter word
  • There is love potions but is there a love vaccine?
  • A book is heavier than the Internet.
  • Old teachers don’t change, they just get revised answer keys.
  • Saying “that is so high school” is so middle school.
  • For every attractions there is an equal and sometimes opposite reaction.
  • I’ve heard of “pay to play” but never “pay to pitch.”
  • Why am I awake, I should be in hibernate mode.
  • The day after Turkey Day is Leftover Day.
  • It seems that everybody in the streets has been infected with Mad Turkey Disease. Everyone is going gaga for the gobble gobble.
  • Opinions are the opiates of the arrogant.
  • It is true that these hips don’t lie but they sure know how to tell a tall tale.
  • It’s Yahweh or the high way.
  • Don’t try to make something that is not into something that it won’t.

Questions

  • The holidays, are they about spending time with family or trying to impress family?
  • If God is from Heaven, is he an illegal alien?
  • In what do atheists trust if they don’t trust in God?
  • Which came first, the chicken or God?
  • Do you pay full attention or do you try to get attention at a discount?
  • Do you pull your weight or push your weight around?
  • If you got it should you sell it, save it, or work it?
  • Are you in a vertical, horizontal, or diagonal market?
  • Are you a code breaker or a code whisperer?
  • Are you a go getter, go doer, or a gopher (go-for this, go go-for that)?
  • Self help or self made?
  • Which is worst, “not too bad” or “not too good”?
  • How many human beings have ever lived?
  • Is your past holding back your future?
  • Why is it that most of the top blogs are about SEO and blogging?
  • Do you look at the road ahead or the road behind?
  • Why isn’t palindrome not spelled palindromemordnilap?
  • Did you know there is a ‘Poetry – Undead’ book genre?
  • Are you a spring chicken or a fall turkey?
  • Is love blind or is love blinding?
  • When will private water bottling companies take over public water utilities companies?