Public Statement from the NSA on Planned Fourth of July Demonstrations

Public statement made by the NSA regarding planned Fourth of July demonstrations.

The Fourth of July reminds us as Americans of the perceived freedoms and regulated rights all citizens of our country are guaranteed by our Constitution. Among those is freedom of speech, often exercised in protests of various kinds. NSA does not object to any lawful, peaceful protest but be advised that we will be monitoring your freedom of speech and anything you say or ever had said may be used against you in a secret court of law. NSA and its employees work diligently and lawfully every day, around the clock and around the world, to protect the public and private interest of our clients.

The Interwebs and The Surveillance Network

The internet was initially developed by the Department of Defense as a DARPA project, and the recent PRISM surveillance program shows that the internet is still actively being developed with the co-operation from the Department of Defense, the only difference is that originally the internet was designed with Soviet Russia as the primary threat and to survive a Russian nuclear attack, now the internet is designed with the American public as the primary threat and to monitor Americans’ activities.

Retweet June 2012

In this post I’ll be reblogging some retweets from the past month broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events such as the upcoming general election, the Supreme Court’s decision on ObamaCare, and the ongoing investigation into the fiasco that is known as Operation Fast and Furious. Follow the conversation at xwoop and lolprez.

Obamanation

  • Barack Obama doesn’t care about white people, but he doesn’t much care for black either. The only people he cares about is George Clooney.
  • Romney admitted of putting a dog in it’s crate on top of a the family wagon, Obama admitted of eating dog. #DogsAgainstObama
  • Just like pork is the other white meat, Obama is the just another white president.
  • Obama Rule 33: If we can leak who leaked that leak we’ll leak the consequences.
  • The Obama Decree: If you are killed by the US military, by definition you must have been a military combatant even if you are a 15 y/o kid.
  • Obama’s Campaign Promise: We will tax you, drone you, or plant spyware virus in your network.

Obamacare

  • ObamaCare is one big penalty.
  • Show me the penalties.
  • … but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and penalties. – Benjamin Franklin
  • What’s in a name? that which we call a penalty by any other name would smell as sweet.
  • If it quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, it must be a penalty.
  • A tax is a tax is a penalty.
  • All taxes are penalties.

Got Gov?

  • If the federal agencies are sending guns to Mexico in an operation like Fast and Furious, what are they sending to Iraq, Syria, Libya, etc?
  • Fast and Furious = Drugs and Death
  • The cooperation from the Obama administration into Fast and Furious investigation has been anything but fast fast or furious.
  • Fast and Furious or Dumb and Dumber?
  • In America, guns walk more than people. #FastAndFurious
  • The Supreme Court ruling on Citizens United really means Money United.
  • In this case, we said we would look into it, we did look into, but we can’t look into it further here. – State Department Spokesperson
  • In capitalist america, bunker busting bombs discover oil.
  • The USA might as well change its name to NSA.
  • National security is not above liberty, freedom, privacy, and the rule and due process of law.
  • The US reserves the right to use military force in response to cyber attacks and yet it finds itself cyber attacking other nations.

Propagandon’t

  • No one does propaganda better than the American press.
  • The land of opportunity is based on inequality.
  • The Today show is losing ratings faster than Matt Lauer is losing his hair.
  • When the only objective of news networks is the bottom line, then there is no free press.

War Racket

  • In drones we trust.
  • The best chance to win a fight, is to change the rules of the fight…
  • If an opponent is preparing for a boxing fight, he will be surprised when you kick him in the face.
  • The United States is almost in a many war theaters as it was in the World War II. #WWIII
  • The United States is involved in more covert wars than it was in the Cold War.
  • Afghanistan is a mess, as is Libya, as is Iraq, as is Egypt, and Obama/CIA keeps droning Pakistan, and interfering in Syria. #WWIII

Question

  • What if Russia puts a radar missile defense in Iran?
  • Will President Obama be the first US president to be charged as a war criminal?
  • How large are your dreams? Do you measure them in feet or in miles?
  • What happens when you disrupt those disrupting? #meta #disrupt
  • What is the sound of one hand web surfing?
  • Can a can cancan?
  • If birds evolved from dinosaurs does that mean that birds can devolve back to dinosaurs?
  • Is there a vaccine for idiocy?

Randumb

  • The largest threat to mankind is mankind itself.
  • I can’t wait for the day when there will be an Autonomous Algorithm Automobile Association of American membership…
  • Trees are your friends.
  • The future has been sold to a time traveling mining corporations.
  • Nature is the world’s greatest mathematician, inventor, engineer, and biz dev guy ever.