I’ve seen a trend in the Terms of Service legalese for social networking sites such as Twitter, Facebook, and recently reported LinkedIn. In essence, these claim to have rights anything you publish on said services until the end of time. They have worldwide unlimited God-like rights over your photos, comments, posts, social graph, usage data and analysis, etc. It is important to note that they claim rights over the data you explicitly post, and data that implicitly is provided such as IP address, login date/time/duration, etc.
I thought that I can take also post my own Terms of Service on the whole wide web and that they might enough provide legal precedent for me to claim all world’s data, muhahahaha.
Additionally, you grant MEEEE!!! a nonexclusive, irrevocable, worldwide, perpetual, unlimited, assignable, sublicenseable, fully paid up and royalty-free right to us to copy, prepare derivative works of, improve, distribute, publish, remove, retain, add, process, analyze, use and commercialize, in any way now known or in the future discovered, any information you provide, directly or indirectly to WHO DAT, ME!!!, including but not limited to any user generated content, ideas, concepts, techniques or data to the services, you submit to ME ME ME ALL MINE!!!!, without any further consent, notice and/or compensation to you or to any third parties.