Pompous Potus Maximus

From time to time, President Obama makes archaic executive orders where he starts off as the following…

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and consistent with the provisions of the Federal Advisory Committee Act, as amended (5 U.S.C. App.), it is hereby ordered as follows

Just imagine if everyone spoke in this pompous slimeball superfluous legalese sort of way. I imagine President Obama walking around the White House with a speech writer and a teleprompter making such executive decrees whenever he pleases…

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, the Nobel Peace Price, my tribesmen of Kenya, and consistent with the provisions of the Federal Advisory Committee Fun Fact Act as amended (5 U.S.C. App.), it is hereby ordered as follows… I can has a cheeseburger.

Obama’s Long Lost Relative

There is a group of people, commonly known as birthers, that believe that Barack Obama was not born in the United States. These birthers believe that President Obama was born in the African nation of Kenya. I for one don’t believe that President Obama was born in Kenya. It has been widely published that President Obama is related to Republican leaders such as Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney, and even George W. Bush. I’ve unearth new evidence of one other of Obama’s long lost relative, Quark. Here is a side by side comparison of President Barack Obama and Quark, the fictional character from Star Trek. The similarities between Obama and Quark are uncanny that I don’t believe Obama was born in Kenya but now think it possible that he was actually born in Ferengi home world of Ferenginar.

A side by side comparaision of Obama (left) and Quark (right).

A side by side comparaision of Obama (left) and Quark (right).