Unlike President Obama, I don’t have a kill list. In fact, unlike most Americans I don’t believe in capital punishment but there is a long list of agent provocateurs, cultural instigators, paid propagandists, bourgeoisie douchbags, and social media marketers that I would not shed a tear if they happen to die of natural causes or freak accidents or sharknado attack.
- Thomas Friedman, Flathead
- Mindy Kaling, Project Reject
- Seth Rogan, Canadian
- Ai Weiwei, Fake Artist
- Mr Brainwash, Mr Frenchie
- Banksy, British Bankster
- Shepard Fairey, Obey Propagandist
- Ryan Secrest, Idol Worshipper
- Perez Hilton, Gossip Blogger
- Joe Rogan, Fear Factor Facist
- Chris Hardwick, Fake Nerdist
- Any of the House wives of E
- Andy Cohen, Bravo Bravado
- Brian Wong, Kiip Hipster
- Jimmy Fallon, Late Night Taxi
- Ellen DeGenerous, White Oprah
- Deepak Chopra, Hindu Hogwash
- Jeff Koons, Pop Propagandist
- Marc Andreessen, Cloud Capitalists
- Yoko Ono, Black Widow
- Leo Laporte, Tech Perv
- Marc Maron, Moron
- Nancy Grace, Disgrace
- Dr Oz, Dr Kickbacks
- Dr Drew, Dr Pharma
- Vine Celebrities
- Instagram Celebritites