One Tweet Breakup

Here is a collection of humorous tweets from the recent trending hashtag #1tweetbreakup.

  • @SaafirJ: #1tweetbreakup I found a man who can tweeet 150 characters..
  • @Maestro: #1tweetbreakup i’m tired of being followed. i need myspace
  • @clstilwell: #1tweetbreakup You’re a Twitter whore & I don’t want any sloppy 389,896 th’s
  • @IsaacHayes3: #1tweetbreakup and I won’t need all 140 characters cause woman I just found out you slept with 140 characters! Done.
  • @BKcirca1989: #1tweetbreakup you mistweeted me
  • @Hard88: #1tweetbreakup You don’t think I’m a trending topic. I’m through with you.
  • @Yimisia: #1TweetBreakUp I deserve somebody that will tweet me right.
  • @Yimisia: #1TweetBreakUp I need space… on my timeline.
  • @austriasian: #1TweetBreakUp i feel like i need to follow other people, will still tweet each other right?
  • @reosnipes_MOMS: #1tweetbreakup i cant do this anymore, im unfollowing you
  • @WriteLilMonster: #1tweetbreakup i saw you @replying all them ppl & flirting, dont lie
  • @iSpeakLife2u: #1tweetbreakup she just couldn’t tweet me right, so I had to end it…smh
  • @Missitalyxox: #1tweetbreakup you stole all my followers..we are thru!
  • @ruckermusic: #1tweetbreakup: I think we should follow other people lol
  • @uuTellMeWhy: #1tweetbreakup i’m following someone else.
  • @AudiFarizan: #1tweetbreakup I think it’s more than 140 character to write it down
  • @LilMzSexAppeal: #1tweetbreakup Its not you….its your tweets
  • @501_Kevo: #1tweetbreakup relationships wass for facebook, we on twitter now gotta move on.
  • @sha_asshole: #1tweetBreakUP ima not a playa i jst tweet a lot
  • @OfficialNiko: #1tweetbreakup I think it’s time we follow other people. .

Worst Lies

Here is a collection of humorous tweets from the recent trending hashtag #worstlies.

  • @rjay2hot4u: #worstlies I tried callin u back but kept goin strait 2 ur voicemail
  • @O_Marks_Da_Spot #worstlies I’ll always be here for you…even if you serving a 30 year prison bid
  • @mysone: #worstlies – I aint that type of girl, N never did that before
  • @MrSuperJay: “I have nothing to Lie to You about..” Honestly just heard this one. #worstlies
  • @mz_frenchie: #worstlies Its not you….its me..( Lies..its definitely you lol )
  • @georgie_vip: #worstlies Looks don’t matter.
  • @ShaneEMiller: #worstlies I forgot my wallet at the house, can u spot me, I’ll get u next time!
  • @feyisolaa: #worstlies i was drunk
  • @gscottking: #worstlies I Have Indian and Trinidadian in me, i got good hair —#CMON NO U DONT
  • @fierce_native: #worstlies He’s just my friend.
  • @ConKreteDoll: #worstlies ive never done that
  • @SB_jad0re: RT @RAVISHINGtai: #worstlies ill never make u cry
  • @bowx23: #worstlies I never had sexual relations with that woman!
  • @DjHypa: RT @ShaunieLeigh818 #worstlies IMA PAY U BACK WHEN I GET MY TAX RETURN CHECK
  • @iL8on: #WorstLies I didn’t get your text.
  • @gorgeousSHANTI: #worstlies I’m not white I’m german
  • @TiffanyNicole08: #worstlies size doesn’t matter…….:/
  • @alienamedROXY: #worstlies i dont mess with my baby momma, she just be over here because of my child.
  • @DJALLSTAR: #worstlies he just my friend on Twitter I don’t know him. #checkherdm asap!!
  • @jrickz: RT @brikasha: #worstlies i was JUST about to call you, but you called first
  • @THANKmeLAT3R: #worstlies I’m on my way
  • @yooitzkc: “My dog ate my homework”. #worstlies
  • @ChiNichole: #worstlies “thats my cousin”
  • @TroubleGod: #Worstlies yea i stay wit my parents but they live wit me #Wheretheydothatat
  • @Topmodeltiff: #WorstLies “im jus tryna get 2 kno u ma”….im not stupid nigga u jus tryna get 2kno my friend name vagina #curve duke lol
  • @DjBlakWidow24: #worstlies ” she came up on me…..I aint kiss her….she kiss me “
  • @tooSKYhigh: #worstlies “I’m not drunk, I know exactly what I’m doing”
  • @cutenconvinced: #worstlies : “imam just stick the head in”.
  • @June_CaliBred: #worstlies we’re just friends
  • @MishGoddess: #WorstLies – I don’t need his money, I got my own shit.
  • @TSUNAMiiBiTCH: #worstlies IF U FOLLOW ME I WILL FOLLOW U BACK
  • @Blkberryaddic “I am in the process of getting a divorce.” #worstlies

Famous Excuses

We all have to use what we think are legit reasons but that often sound like famous excuses to get out of something. Here is a list of top famous excuses taken from the recent Twitter trend hashtag #famousexcuses.

  • @lolprez: I didn’t inhale. #famousexcuses
  • @mizcici: #famousexcuses oh him?? that was when we broke
  • @_GiGi1225: #famousexcuses uhhh SORRY! This is my last piece of gum.. =/
  • @rain_again: #famousexcuses It was only one sheep……
  • @DJVeLz: #famousexcuses I just get girls numbers to put them in my text blast.
  • @Jessicarr2005: #famousexcuses …. im sorry but my boyfriend dont like me giving my number out …hahahaha i love that one
  • @robcii: #FamousExcuses we were working late on a project
  • @Jarrett85: #famousexcuses I overslept I can’t make the meeting
  • @shawnyL: #FamousExcuses I’m fat or thick bcuz I want 2 be fat. (Stop lying 2 urself) Ha!
  • @DarkyHoneyBee: #famousexcuses “I feel sick, I won’t go out tonight” (but u go dancing with other guys)
  • @beenawhoo: “I’ve been busy.” #famousexcuses
  • @Esther_Baxter: #FamousExcuses These are my homeboy’s jeans I don’t know how that empty condom wrapper got in there
  • @Trinigui: #famousexcuses i came by to get my sweater
  • @iazsha: #famousexcuses I don’t know what happened she just kissed me, there was nothing I could do..
  • @soo_beautiiful: #famousexcuses how’d that get there
  • @momsthwrd: #famousexcuses We’re just friends, I was just helping her out, it wasn’t me, you’re paranoid, I needed more affection, we were on a break
  • @BigEddieStyle: #Famousexcuses I just got your voicemail. AT&T has been acting up.
  • @THEREALDJCLUE: #FamousExcuses “I turn my phone off at night because I be needing my rest”
  • @MsAshliMonroe: #FamousExcuses I feel asleep at my homeboy house that’s why I ain’t come home and my phone died
  • @ImFlyNY: #famousexcuses he is just a friend he doesnt even like me like that…………Bitch do i look like boo boo the fool
  • @Nicoleebaby29: #famousexcuses I got a car but its in the shop right now!!
  • @itsgaby: #famousexcuses it’s not you it’s me
  • @serkerd: #famousexcuses "look, i love you too but as a friend. I dont wanna ruin our friendship."
  • @Esther_Baxter: #FamousExcuses Naw that was my sister that picked up the phone….she was just playin
  • @PuRp_StAr: #famousexcuses ” ii really do likee youu , its just the whole love thinq isnt for mee . “
  • @lil_lacy713: @Keyoncash #famousexcuses im not a machine
  • @Esther_Baxter: #FamousExcuses I only wear fake diamonds just in case somebody decides robs me
  • @Esther_Baxter: #FamousExcuses I was drunk and it was dark in the club
  • @BKsAceBoogie: #famousexcuses babe she told me it was gonna be a house party…I didn’t know it was only the 2 of us…
  • @GLOREEZY: #famousexcuses its a recession!! lol
  • @UrRideNdieBitch: #FamousExcuses I dont know who that is calling me baby . Im famous i guess u know i rap a little lmaoooo
  • @SenatorMilz: #famousexcuses [female says:] I never did this before!
  • @limitedHBdawl: #famousexcuses I live at home to save money up
  • @BabyCak3z: #famousexcuses we’re just friends
  • @jazzyLoveu: #famousexcuses if u get on top it feel bigger…….what??