Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in January 2010. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.
Obama can’t claim transparency if key questions are off limits.
I think the Apple iPad announcement got more press than Obama’s State of the Union.
In the future we will vote by texting the candidate of our choice to 90GOV.
Which is the most secretive, the CIA or the FED?
Large corporations such as Google have a foreign policy, they should openly hire a VP of State.
Some cities have more traffic cameras than they do stop sings.
The US government will install Wyclef Jean as dictator of Haiti.
Haiti Donations: Tiger Woods $3 (Million), Gisele $1.5, Sandra Bullock $1, Brangelina $1, and the whole of China $1 and lead laden toys and toxic toothpaste
Your government does not want you to think since most government officials don’t.
A bridge tolls are a racket.
If you build it, they will tax it.
Greed precedes the downfall of civilizations.
The fast, easy, simple way to make money: get a job.
Haiti is the new New Orleans.
Power to the politicians, bailout to the bankers!
I am going to write a new childrens book: The ABCs of the CIA
National security is a false religion.
If Governor Schwarzenegger’s tenure was a movie what genre would it be, horror, sci-fi, thriller, or gore flick?
If Jesus was born today would he be a carpenter? Chef? Programmer? I know a guy named Jesus and he is a gardener who sends money to Mexico.
Which is worse, terrorist or TSA thugs?
Does national security trump civil rights, constitutional law, and international treaties?
What would you pay for freedom? Can you put it on lay away?
What do you call an optimal optimist? Optimist Prime?
A pessimist is someone that sees the glass half empty, what do you call someone that sees it 3/4 empty?
Are you a paper chaser or a paper pusher?
Why is it that fast food is the slowest to digest?
Are you proactive or reactive?
Are you dependent, independent, or interdependent of others?
Power to the Party People.
It’s been raining for four days and four nights, that’s like 10% of a perfect storm of biblical proportion.
Not sure if I should take my car or jet ski to work today. Part of the freeway have flooded after two days of rain.
Just how stores have a line for 15 items or less, they should have another line when you have 15 coupons or more.
If ignorance is bliss, then stupidity must be enlightenment.
The truth should fear no question and no question should fear any answer.
Life experiences can not be made more efficient, otherwise you mis the point.
In the future everyone will have 15 minutes of fame, and every company will have their own branded smart phone device.
Your happiness should not depend on other people’s decisions.
Love is not a strategy.
Show love, not hurt!!
Love is a fame monster.
Dreams for sale. Like new. Never achieved.
I nominate “I’m bluffing with my muffin” as the motto/tagline for 2009.
I am waking unofficial autobiography for self.
There should be Freedom of Information Act for corporations. I want to know everything that Google knows about me and how that info is used
Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in December 2009. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.
Why is Obama a bigger disappointment than Bush? Because Obama promised hope and change and delivered on none, and Bush didn’t.
Soon Bush’s approval rating will seem high compared to Obama’s.
@whitehouse does the president pay taxes on all the freebies he gets on the job?
Zombies want to eat brains, Zombama wants to eat your bonus.
Lest we forget, the great democracies in human history were formed while slavery was allowed legally and morally.
If our pocket constitutions, fourth of July flags, and other patriotic souvenirs are made in China, what stops them from making our laws too?
In the future, the TSA will force passenger to fly barefoot and with nothing more than a medical examination robe.
The CIA has renditioned Hope to Gitmo.
In the future, most laws will be drafted, amended, voted, and enacted in behind closed doors, in private as state secret.
Which is worse, a mole or a rat?
The biggest fallacy in politics is that voters have to pick sides between donkeys and elephants. I vote for me, not for some bureaucrat.
The state will replace free will with fear, ideas with propaganda, love with obedience.
The state wants to take what nature has given, free will, and replace it with product placements.
The US constitutions is being rewritten to We the Special Interest Lobbyists…
If you complain about government, you will need to pay a protest tax.
The law of conservation of matter states that matter can’t be created or destroyed out of nothing, money does not have the same law.
Capital is another word for money. So capitalism means moneyism. Money is said to be the root of all evil…
The Copenhagen Summit has been hijacked by multi-national corporations that it should simply be renamed to Corpenhagen.
The longest standing illusion is that of currency.
US Treasury’s New Motto: In credit ratings we trust.
If money talks then credit rating hollers.
Wall street is playing musical chair with your money.
Boom or Bust: For every boom there is an equal and opposite bust.
The book Too Big To Fail looks Too Big To Read.
There is no better deal than paying what you can actually afford for what you actually need.
Boom or Bust: For every boom there is an equal and opposite bust.
I’m not so worry about climate change as I am worried about magnetic pole change, which has also happened in the past.
A world whose climate does not change is a lifeless/dead world.
Do you believe in climate change? I do, the climate changes throughout the year… We call it seasons.
Global Warming: An Inconvenient Truth or An Inconvenient Data? #climategate
A critical step in the scientific method is fudging the data. #climategate
We may not have troops in the ground in Pakistan, but there is a war being fought there.
The Unreported War: Pakistan
The hearts and minds are not won with a war on terror, but with a war on apathy.
We torture extremists by playing pop music. Our culture is terrorism.
Taylor Swift music is perfect for interrogating the Taliban and other enemy combatants.
Which was the worst navigator, the captain of the Titanic or the Pilot of the Hindenburg?
Which is better, win now and lose later or lose now and eventually win?
Is love a medicine, vitamin, or supplement?
Who hasn’t even started with holiday gift shopping?
Do you have nothing to hide or nothing to fear?
How many man hours go into putting up and then putting down Christmas decorations?
How much money and trees are wasted each year on gift wrapping paper? Something that lasts 10 seconds before it is ripped up.
Is it weird if your mother in law gives you mistletoe on Facebook?
How much data storage capacity was created last year? How much original data was created?
Why isn’t everything like riding a bike?
Which is worse, a control freak or clean freak?
Is it the thought that counts or the cost?
Which movie was worse, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra or Transformers: The Revenge of the Fallen?
Which do you prefer, white chocolate or dark chocolate?
My new year’s resolution is to come up with a better new year’s resolution next year.
I don’t understand why I am awake if all the mathematical models in my sleep simulation have me asleep.
Some people agree to disagree but others just plain out disagree to agree.
If we are going to agree to disagree why not just agree that I am right.
Stuff crust is the best thing since sliced bread.
Big girls love by the pound.
News: 40% ads, 40% editorial, %10 CIA misinformation, %5 incorrect, 3% gossip, 1% real news.
I BE AWESOME AND SO IS YOU.
You can’t hurry up time.
Life is a numbers game.
I’m rocking in the rain.
Rome didn’t burn in a day.
Listening to what in 100 years will be categorized as Late Period Classical Gangsta Rap.
Old clowns never die, they just become childrens’ nightmares.
Love is a whore.
If you get it you get it if not forget.
If I was a ghost, I be the shy ghost in the library reading self help books to afraid to booing anyone for fear of being shushed.
OH: You are so much fun when I am drunk.
OH: the only criticism I have about you is that you don’t take any criticism well.