Kim Jong-Un has been trending on Twitter since he became the head of the government of North Korea with the passing of his father, the Kim Jong-Il. Most recently, Kim Jong-Un has been trending because of rumors of his death have gone viral on social networking sites. As it’s customary, for every trending topic there must be a satire account on Twitter and so there is a fake Kim Jong-Un account @KimJongNumberUn. Event though the @KimJonNumberUn account is not real, I sounds real enough. Here are a few choice tweets from @KimJongNumberUn.

• I could not sleep last night worrying about one of those four madmen getting nuclear weapons. #cnndebate #flprimary
• Still four of them? What was the point of the last debate if no one was executed? #cnndebate
• If the Arizona governor stuck her finger in my face, you know what I’d call that? A free snack.
• My critics say I’m out of touch. But if that’s true, how come I have so many friends on MySpace? #BOOM
• Here’s my state of the union: it’s fuckin dope. Peace out yall.
• In case you’re wondering where Facebook’s privacy policy came from, they stole it from the N Korean government. #PROPS
• Once a year I, too, gather all my political opponents in one room, to shoot them. #SOTU
• Sending people to a crowded freezing place and making them watch indie films is one form of torture we haven’t tried.
• The negative ads Americans use to destroy other politicians seem crazily expensive compared to our system of poisoning.
• So the Republican leader pays no taxes and gets rich on the labor of others? American bastards have stolen our system.
• Dope news, y’all – just decided that our national bird will be Angry.
• IF SOUTH KOREA POKES ME ON FACEBOOK I WILL CONSIDER THAT AN ACT OF WAR #SHITJUSTGOTREAL
• The US claims it stands for human rights, and yet it banned Four Loko. #hypocrisy
• Does my population make me look fat?
• I have 20,000 followers after only 7 days. Not bad for a dude who banned the Internet. #pimpin
• At moments like this it terrifies me that the US has nuclear weapons. #GOPDebate
• Yall played this dope new game Farmville? Imaginary farms grow imaginary food. Just like North Korea. #sofaking #dope
• Willing to trade nuclear fuel rod for XBox 360 in good condition. IM me on MySpace.