I really enjoy reading fake Twitter accounts of personalities such as Kim Jong Un or Goldman Sachs Elevator. I’ve recently discovered the fake account of The Most Interesting Man in the World and sampled some of his most interesting tweets.

• He fired Donald Trump from the apprentice.
• Tiger Woods is his caddy.
• Klondike Bars ask each other what they would do for him.
• When he turns the light off for bed, he’s under the covers before the room is dark.
• He tells boobs his eyes are up here.
• When he finishes a meal at a restaurant the waiters tip him
• He often sleeps with the lights on . Not because he’s afraid of the dark , but, because the dark is afraid of him
• He eats soup with a fork
• Victoria told him her secret
• His parents asks for his approval
• When he breaks a mirror, the glass has seven years of bad luck
• His password is the number Pi. The entire number.
• He knows the muffin man
• When he goes to a strip club strippers make it rain on him
• He can make a fire with only two ice cubes.
• He doesn’t have to wait at the DMV
• He was the super bowl MVP for just attending the game
• Windows 7 was his idea
• The devil sold his soul to him
• When he does push ups the earth actually moves down
• There are 25 hours in his day