Here are the top links, articles, and news regarding social networking sites such as FaceBook. The big news this month was continual decay of users’ privacy on FaceBook. There has been an general outrage and growing distrust with the crew at FaceBook.
In the month of April, Failbook continued to fail user expectations of desired privacy settings. Mark Zuckerborg, the CEO of Facebook, wants to assimilate everybody’s privacy by default to whatever Zuck of Borg deems it. If you are using Google Buzz, be sure to follow me I’ll follow back. Here are some recent buzz posts from a variety of topics.
Desperate for Attention: I would love to get a letter from you but you should call me, or email me, or if it’s better for you just text me, maybe at reply me, or DM, comment on posts, or just stop by and say hello.
I feel like I stepped off a time machine, not really sure if it’s Monday or Tuesday, Can you image the jet lag coming off a time machine?
If kid doesn’t have his homework, it’s because the dog eat it. If a president sees economic down turns, it’s because of his predecessor. If a blue collar worker has a delay, it’s his coworkers fault. If a astro or quantum physicist makes a mistake or has delays firing up the LHC its because of either time traveling bandits or an invading intergalactic space fleet.
Time is a fractal and space is recursive.
Chicken doesn’t taste like chicken anymore, it taste more like hormone made plastic corn meal. If chicken does taste like chicken anymore what does everything that used to taste like chicken taste like now?
Facebook’s Zuckerborg remind me of Borg version of Pinky and the Brain. “what are we going to do tomorrow night, Zuckerborg?” “The same thing we do every night, try to take over the interwebs with the Like button, resistance is futile.”
What a day, I started chilling at University Ave., then shopping at an Chinese antique store, then BBQ in EPA, and now a nap. LOL. Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A. Today was a good day. … Today I didn’t even have to use my A.K. I got to say it was a good day.
I want to fast forward to the weekend.
Today I drank water from the four corners of the world, Acqua Panna from Italy, Voss from Norway, Fiji from Fiji, and good ol’ tap water from the San Francisco bay area.
Is it still cool to party like it’s 1999?
I don’t like location base apps like Foursquare because I am afraid that a time traveling ninja will use that information to go back in time and ambush me.
TGIF doesn’t come close to expressing how I really feel…. :)
Steve Jobs should make available his playlist on iTunes.
iPad is the new iFad?
Summary of iPad reviews: iPad for president 2012, iPad resurrected from the dead, iPad cures boredom, iPad greatest thing since sliced iBread, iPad wins Nobel Peace Prize, iPad multi-touched by iGod, etc…
Wasn’t the Perl 6 Parrot VM an April Fool’s joke? Now, it is vapor ware.
My whole week felt like one bad Monday, repeating itself each day. Like if Ground Hog Day and Office Space had a crossover universe and made a prequel.
Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in September 2009. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.
Why is Facebook down on a quite Friday night! Having network issues is like so last year.
Failbook is down. The one day I need to log into it to update my status it is down, my life is ruined, how could they do this to me???
I live close to Facebook, I can walk down and turn on the servers if they need me to.
If you play Farm Ville to much they will send you to the Funny Farm Ville.
Facebook is down and I can’t get to my Farm Ville, quick call FEMA!!!
At what level can I buy hemp/weed on Farm Ville.
Are you into Farm Ville? I am waiting until Gansta Ville.
I can’t wait until a tornado hits Farm Ville.
Facebook makes you use your real identity so it is easier for your exe to stalk you.
Facebook makes you realize you where once cool, what happened to you?
Facebook makes you realize you need new friends!
Facebook Makes You wanna punch someone in their Facebook.
Yo Kayne Swift
Yo Obama, imma gonna let you finish but Canada had the best health care of all time.
Yo Joe Wilson, i’mma gonna let you finish, but the Don’t Taze Me Bro guy is one the best hecklers of all time.
Yo H1N1, i’mma gonna let you finish, but the Black Plague is one the best pandemics of all time.
Yo Facebook, i’mma gonna let you finish, but the Twitter is one the best status jiggamajigy of all time.
Yo All Your Base Are Belong to Us, I’m really happy for you. I’m gonna let you finish, but Kanye West is now the best meme of all time.
It takes a village to raise a child and a state to keep him down.
Though on crime, weak on jobs.
Four Horsemen: Big Government, Corporatism, Ecosystem Collapse, Lead & Mercury Poisoning
Make love not war, drop beatz not bombs, fight the power not each other!
Happy 60th BDay People’s Republic of China, You don’t like a day past 3000 years of civilization! What kind of cake do you like?
It is a education seeing the continual failures in education, instead of lead no kids behind you should leave no school district behind.
ACORN: We Help You Bust a Nut
Hope is the new Obey.
Do Da Obama Dance!
Prez Obama calls Kayne West a ‘jackass’, Kayne West calls Bill Clinton the best black president.
Kayne West is like Jesus, Barack Obama is like Pontius Pilate.
Uncle Obama called Kayne West a jackass, but bailout bankers he calls critical to our economic recovery.
Osama called Obama a douche, because Obama called Kayne a jackass, because Kayne called Beyonce the greatest.
Obama wants to fine/tax folks if they can’t afford/maintain health insurance, what is next, they will fine you if you drink to much coffee?
Obama might as well fine/tax fat people!
White people don’t riot, they bailout.
Who says crime doesn’t pay? Just see the stock growth for private correctional facility operators CXW.
Music has sex, drugs, and rock and roll. The finance industry has hookers, blow, and government bailouts.
Let bankers be bankers is like saying let children be children.
The economic recovery must be in full swing, the market has rallied to near 10k, hedge funds avg up +10%, Google/Flickr/etc are hiring.
I guess we are out of the recession if Adobe can afford $1.8 for a company that does not add to their core business.
We are destined for great things, first thing is to believe it, second thing is to act on it, third is to persevere on it, then patent it!
I want fries with that, therefore I am. We are all philosophers, but we don’t all work at McDs.
When you hit 42 years of age, the question to the meaning of life new meaning and everything else takes on a new meaning.
OH: I have a degree in Fashion Science.
The Internet is a zoo and there is one rule: Don’t Feed The Trolls!
Know better sooner!
Cost != Worth vs. Net Worth != Self Worth
Work: The real Never Ending Story!
When there is a kid in the house every room is a kid’s room.
T Diet – Tacos, Tortas, Tamales, Tostadas, etc.
I don’t have what I don’t have but what I gave I got myself.
Sometimes art imitates life, sometimes life imitates art, but other times art imitates art but that alone does not make it art.
True love loves you long time.
Nothing is the end of the world, not even the apocalypse.
What is common about common sense is the lack of it.
It is possible to be better.
In front of every slow poke driving grandma, there is a Prius driver holding up traffic.
If you think you are wise you are a dummy in disguise.
Graffiti artists are like dogs: they mark their territory. – Muro
If there is any doubt, there is no doubt. – Jason Calacanis
You are your people. – Jason Calacanis
Starting is easy, finishing is hard. – Jason Calacanis
Failure is the precursor to success – Jason Calacanis
Great entrepreneur gets a dollar out of a nickel, a donkey entrepreneur get a nickel out of a dollar. – Jason Calacanis
We are not the center of everything that happens to us. – Alain De Botton
California is on the verge of becoming the first failed state in America. – Kenneth Starr
At the end of the day, finance is all about faith. Money does not exist unless you believe in it. – Gillian Tett
It’s important to realize that I was actually black before the election. – Prez Obama
The only training the TSA gets is how to yell at you. – Adam Curry
Your local news will not report it if it doesn’t come from a multinational conglomerate news wire or Bloomberg dashboard.
Network news run on the disinformation channel, the truth is that network news anchor don’t even know the news.
The media is not the puppet master, it is the puppet strings.