Lessons Learned From The Petraeus Sex Scandal

There are three things to learn from the Patraeus Sex Scandal

The first lesson is that everybody is having sex with everyone else. There is nothing new about consenting adults having consenting sex with other consenting adults whether they be in the military or secret service or even in the oval office. The only thing that surprises me about the Patraeus Sex Scandal is that Bill Clinton was not involved.

The second lesson to learn here is that email or text messages or any other form of electronic communications are not private. Every message sent leaves a trail and every compromising digital picture is vulnerable of being accessed by a third party. No matter how careful you are with electronic messages, using burner cell phones, dummy email accounts, and fake names everything is logged and traceable to the source.

The final lesson is that if you have a friend in the government, from the local police to federal agent, you can have them open an investigation on anyone you don’t like. The Patraeus affair was revealed only after one of the women involved contacted a friend in the FBI to open an investigation. I’ve know folks that have filed legitimate police complaints to report theft and vandalism where the police didn’t even show up. But this scandal proves that if you have friends inside the police you get a special investigation unit on the case.

Iran–Contra Affair II

The US government is alleging that two Iranian agents trained by Mossad with Soviet era weapons released under Project Gunrunner approved by AG Holder contracted out the Mexican drug cartel to laundered money with Chinese backing hatched a plot at band camp to kill the Saudi ambassador to the US and blame it on the Occupy Wall Street organizers by releasing CIA false flag documentation on WikiLeaks and seducing Julian Assange with a goat. I think I’ll wait for the Tom Clancy book to be turned into a video game after the release of the blockbuster movie of said book wins the Oscars for best Security Theater award.

The Osama bin Laden Assassination Fact Sheet

Who is Osama bin Laden?
Osama bin Laden is a Suadi national. He was born into a wealthy family in Saudia Arabia. In 1979, Osama took part in the mujahideen freedom fighters in Afghanistan and fought against the invading Soviet army. Osama later founded the al-Qaeda organization and took credit of the 9-11 terror attack.

Is Osama bin Laden a Saudi Royal?
No. Osama is not a member of the Saudi royal family but the bin Laden family has strong ties with them.

Was Osama a CIA Asset?
It has been documented that the CIA was actively involved in covert activities against the Soviets in Afghanistan. The CIA trained and armed the Afghan mujahideen to fight the Soviet invasion force. During this time, Osama would have been in contact with the CIA which had the same object of getting the Soviet army out of the region.

Was Osama the Mastermind of the September 11, 2001 Attack on the United States?
Osama bin Laden and al-Queda took credit for the September, 11, 2001 attack on the United States.

Why did Osama bin Laden Attack the United States on September, 11, 2001?
The overly simplified answer to why Osama bin Laden attacked the United States was is that he was retaliating against the what United States foreign policy, most notably the first Gulf War and the US sponsored embargo targeting the Saddam Hussein regime.

Was the Killing of Osama bin Laden an Assassination?
The killing of Osama is a Chicago-style assassination straight out of the mafia’s playbook. People still want to know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. Also remember that the Navy SEALS Team Six is an extraction team and came out of the failed 1980 attempt to rescue American hostages at the U.S. Embassy in Iran. Multiple reports have stated that Osama was not armed when he was shot dead with two precise kill shots, in the head and chest.

Why Was Osama bin Laden Assassinated?
Killing Osama and dumping his body in the ocean is the best cover, no body, no questions, no evidence. Osama had already fulfilled his usefulness to the organization so he was executed. Also, capturing him a live would present future political problem for Obama such as where to jail Osama, what court should try him, would it be okay to torture him, etc.

Is Osama bin Laden a Martyr?
In the middle east, just about anybody that dies, whether from a motorcycle accident to accidental self inflected gun wound is a martyr.

Was the Assassination of Osama bin Laden Justified?
No. Multiple report have stated that Osama was not armed and did not resist

Is There Pictures and Video of Osama’s bin Laden Death?
Yes. The picture released by the White House shows the President and his security team looking towards and captivated by a large monitor. The President most likely had multiple video and audio streams from the source. Also, it is common practice by police and military to photograph themselves with their ‘trophy’, either high value individuals or large number or confiscated guns or drugs. For example, we have a lot of pictures of Operation Red Dawn and the the capture of Saddam Hussein including images of service men triumphantly posing for pictures at the site where Saddam was capture, there are picture of his medical examination, etc.

Did President Barrack Obama Break International Laws in Assassinating Osama bin Laden?
Simply put, the constitution does not grant any president to send troops into another country which we have not declared war on to capture or kill any person. Only congress has the right to declare war, we are not going to declare war on Pakistan.

Is al-Queda a Threat to the United States?
al-Queda is a moderate threat. The al-Queda as it existed pre-9-11 has been destroyed with most of its leader dead or captured but there will always be lose knit organization in the region that will still continue to dislike American foreign policy in the region, including the fact that we went into a sovereign nation to assassinate Osama. Extremists groups such as al-Queda are a tool used by different governments to achieve different goals at different times in the covert and proxy war that is fought by regional powers.

Will the Department of Homeland Security Ease Security Restrictions?
No. Once you go black op, you never go back. There has been so much money made by too many people in the development, sale, and maintenance of naked body scanners for any agency to ease up their spending budget. The tight security restrictions are more about control over the populace than about securing the country. The power enacted by the Patriot Act have more often been used against Americans than your typical billionaire run international islamafacist terrorist organization.

Retweet December 2010

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in December 2010. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Got Gov?

  • Bailouts, tax cuts, and deficits.
  • You don’t need a wikileak to know that the coordinated attack on wikileaks is by a covert government agency.
  • Do you think there is an office pool in some CIA break room to see when Julian Assagne will be neutralized?
  • The US has a policy to not negotiate with terrorists, but it is also known to fund and train them.
  • Since US forces can’t find Osama in Afghanistan, the TSA is searching in American travelers’ underpants.
  • We are enslaved in the name of freedom.
  • It’s not a free country, it’s a credit country.
  • Lady Liberty is a crack whore for oil.
  • I don’t want something that needs to be approved by a regulatory body in my body.
  • Constitutional monarchies are largely ceremonial, so is the constitution.
  • Some people in the current administration want to replace freedom with feardom.
  • for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FEARDOM!


  • Don’t Ask, Don’t Read The Repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Act of 2010.
  • Whenever someone says that they are backed by “irrefutable facts” they are making it up.
  • Whenever someone says that they have the smoking gun, ask for the smoking gunman.
  • There is a three party system in American, the Republicans, the Democrats, and Annonymous.
  • No one respects your political views, not even those you vote for.
  • One dollar, one vote.
  • We the sheeple.
  • Once elected, they ain’t effective.
  • Hope don’t float.
  • If they outright lie while campaigning what don’t you think they lie about once elected?


  • Designed by Apple in California. Manufactured by Foxxcon in China.
  • More money more bills.
  • Some kids play baseball, other kids make the baseballs for $2/day.
  • Saying a corporation is too big to fail is like saying you are too big to eat.
  • The capitalism trumps innovation.
  • Martin Luther King JR’s estate charges academic authors $50 for each sentence of the “I Have a Dream” speech that they reprint.
  • “Sensory trademarks” include a duck quacking (AFLAC), a lion roaring (MGM), yodelling (Yahoo!), giggling (Pillsbury).
  • 91 pending trademarks bear Donald Trump’s name, including “Donald J. Trump the Fragrance” and “Trump’s Golden Lager.”
  • Micro lenders only leads to micro loan sharks.


  • NPR: National Propaganda Radio @NPR
  • Nationalism needs an enemy.
  • If you are listening to this you are the resistance.
  • Noticed that http://OFA.BO/ resolves to @BarackObama’s campaign website. BO is the TLD for Bolivia. What happened, Barack.ly wasn’t free?
  • Are news networks embedded in the military or the military embedded in the news network?
  • Censorship is only bad when it’s done by another country, it’s good for the homeland when it’s done by your country.
  • Suspicious Activities Report is the new world order witch hunt.
  • There is a lot of chedder in the intel for terror arrests in xmas by interstate corporate sponsored eggtremists.
  • Notice how ‘terror arrests’ sounds a lot like ‘terrorists.’
  • What ever happened to all that talk about Global Warming? It’s so cold that all of NY and parts of hell have frozen over.
  • There are conspiracy theorists, and there are conspiracy engineers.


  • Is the Internet half empty or half full?
  • Inception is a movie about implanting an idea someone’s mind through their dreams, what idea was implanted while watching the movie?
  • Is good the enemy of great?
  • If the Swiss army knife has all those blades, how does the Swiss army thank look like?
  • Whatever happened to Brownie the brown nose reindeer?
  • Which is better, a Star Wars or Lord of the Ring movie marathon?
  • What is your soundtrack to 2010?
  • When everyone thinks differently at the same time, is it really that different?
  • If you could invent a new holiday what would it be?
  • Which is worst a flake or a fake?
  • Why so serious?
  • What is your favorite Christmas movie?
  • Can you fake authenticity?
  • Is it racist to have a white sale on black Friday?


  • The world is the world’s greatest theme park, go out for a ride.
  • It’s been raining for a week now that everything is soaking wet. I think I need to go to work in a wet suit.
  • There is a reason why the term committed is both used to describe a long term relationship and your state in a insane asylum.
  • People will always have an opinion even when they don’t have a thought.
  • Life is not like a box of chocolate, it’s more like a can of worms.
  • Natural endorphin is a natural gateway drug.
  • My experience and background is broad and multi-trans-dimensional.
  • I’m the CEO of my blog.
  • People make me laugh. people + lol = peoplol.
  • Shift happens.
  • I have a mind altering migraine in the membrane.
  • Embarrass always ends with an ASS.
  • Let a thousand tweets retweet.
  • They see me tweetin, they hatin.
  • The future was here.
  • Three Little Words: I don’t care!
  • Let my people dance!
  • Novelty is not long lasting.
  • Having an out of body OMG moment.
  • I CAN HAZ ZZZZZzzzzz….
  • Space is so random.
  • I love how my hair is styled when I wake up.
  • Sex is the new love.
  • Love is not the cure, it is the disease.
  • There is no ease in dying from a disease.
  • Effort > Excuses
  • Happily ever now!
  • Happily ever after is a lie.
  • Love is straight.


  • OH: A little hazard pay never hurt anybody.
  • OH: my fingers are getting in the way of my typing.
  • OH: That’s a hype thing to do.
  • OH: xmas wrapping paper is so expensive, that is your xmas present.
  • OH: You are so messy you are a mess.
  • OH: All I did was open it and it turned on by itself.


  • Million Dollar Idea: Fortune cookies with ads and coupons instead of pseudo eastern philosophy.
  • Million Dollar Idea: ads on the side of metal detectors, such as stores, airports, etc.
  • Million dollar idea: caffeinated stem cells’ juice.
  • Million dollar idea of the day: BBQ tofu!
  • Million Dollar Idea: Bacon Juice
  • I can’t wait until e-ink can be used in clothes. Can you imagine your t-shirt design changing based on emotional state?
  • I’mma paint the curve in front my house red. I don’t know why my neighbors always parking their jalopy in front my house.

In Da Future

  • In the future, cartoons will deemed pornographic because cartoon character don’t have pants and are often naked.
  • In the future, the FBI will tap your Facebook wall, Foursquare check-ins, Twitter status updates, and Yelp reviews without a search warrant.
  • In the future, a realist will be called a cynic.
  • In the future, all electronic devices will have a secret root user and root kit pre-installed.

Al Queda Missile Fired Off California Coast

The following quote is form Los Angeles Times L.A. Now blog.

Military and aviation officials said Tuesday they don’t know who may have launched a mysterious object spotted in the sky late Monday off the Southern California coast, but noted that whatever the projectile was, it did not pose a threat to national security.

So, if I am to understand this correctly, some unknown/covert organization fires what seams to be a surface to air missile, the pentagon and even NORAD have no idea who launched it, and we are all suppose to not worry about it.  My shampoo bottle is more of a security threat that I have to be man handled, groped, and xrayed by a porn scanner but firing missiles with an unknown payload randomly into the air raises no concern from the authorities.

Since the Pentagon can’t or won’t explain this, I have some theories…

  • It must have been Iranian designed missile fired by Al Queda-fornia.
  • It was just an elementary school science faire project, I think blue-ribbon winner.
  • It was a top secret military satellite launch.

One thing is clear, the contrail was unusual sight for the the residents of Southern California.  There are military bases in the area that do test rockets and/or launch satellites into space.  What is unusual was the large visible contrail that made the rocket launch clear for all to see.

Retweet June 2010

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in May 2010. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.


  • Prof Prez Obama’s answer to the meaning of life and everything else is to form a sub-committee to find out whose ass to kick.
  • The reason President Obama has not kick any ass with the oil, car, and banking industry is because he can find the ass to kick.
  • President Obama is not really the ass kicking kind of president, he is more the ass thinking.
  • Have you notice that presidential candidates always promise change, but never promise to just make shit better for people.

Got Gov?

  • Just like criminals cannot profit from their crimes, so too politicians should be made not to profit from theirs.
  • Here is a revenue generating idea, tax up to 80% of all income made by current and former elected politicians.
  • Pot Holes: Your tax dollars at making your vehicle not work!
  • Local governments don’t like to pay for cops unless it’s with overtime.
  • Cops are corrupt the world over, the difference is what it takes to corrupt them, a $20 bribe or a few hours over time.
  • Don’t do drugs, don’t fund CIA black ops.


  • Al Gore says, “I did not have sexual relations with that women.”
  • General McChrystal must have been on McMeth when he agreed to do the Rolling Stones interview.
  • You know you are in the wrong side of every aisle when you have to apologize for your apology.
  • I think vuvuzelas should be allowed and be part of the political discussions, debates, and town hall meetings.
  • Vuvuzela for president 2012!!!
  • Free Weev!!!


  • Some Americans remember the Alamo but many of those that do don’t remember why they should have remember it in the first place.
  • There is no freedom just propagandom.
  • Fear is a virus of the mind!
  • Control the supply, and you control the demand and the price you can charge.

War Racket

  • Congratulations Afghanistan, for being the longest American war!!!
  • Art is my favorite weapon.
  • War will lead us to energy independence!!!


  • If your life can be condensed to one photo would be a still life study or an out of focus action shot?
  • Why would you need a tool to open this toolset I just bought?
  • If Steve Jobs would reinvent the wheel what would it be like?
  • If he built a better mouse trap would the mice become Apple fanboys?
  • If it’s not fun, is it worth it?
  • Who needs a StairMaster when you have a kid and a set of stairs?
  • What kind of characters hang out at the corner of East Sesame Street and MLK Blvd? Crackhead Monster? Beto y Kike? El Memo? Big Pimp?


  • Zombies replicate by infection, the Borg by assimilation, can you imagine a zombie-Borg hybrid? A zomborg? Brains are futile.
  • This Aquafina water bottle claims to be made with 50% less plastic. How does that make it an eco-bottle?
  • In no country, culture, time, or parallel universe does nagging make things better.
  • I love digitally, um either turned on or turned off.
  • Just because you don’t see eye to eye with someone does mean you can go toe to toe with them.
  • You know how meterologists name hurricanes after people’s name, they should be named after fictional characters…
  • If hurricane would be names after fictional characters you know Hurricane Anakin would grow into one mean mofo of a storm.
  • Being honest isn’t a fault.
  • The new anti-Semitic is the anti-Semexican.
  • Forget snakes in a plane, I got ants in my car!
  • This TV diner is a rerun.
  • I don’t no the meaning of the word know.
  • Trafffuuuck!!!
  • From preschool to postdoc, school is universally for fools.
  • To me an expresso machine is like a time machine.
  • You are no better than those whom you’ve deem the worst.


  • OH: Awww, that gansta cute.
  • OH: It’s business not celebrityness.
  • OH: Who touched my iPad, there’s a smudge on the screen.
  • OH: We are getting it done. It will be done. So it’s done.


  • In the US, corporations are always right.
  • The BP Oil Spill is so large that it is thinking of running for president 2012 as a Republican. Campaign platform will be: Drill Baby Spill
  • Just like the brain is the biggest sex organ the biggest oil company is JP Morgan.
  • When life gives you an oil spill you make off like a bandit.
  • Al Qeada are a bunch of incompetents, BP, Golden Sachs, Monsanto can do more harm in one day than a bunch shoes and whitey tighties.
  • Oil executives think they are as slick as the oil they spill.
  • The BP oil spill is as large as the state of Vermont. The BP oil spill is so large, it should be it’s own state, Oilzona.

World Cup

  • World Cup: it’s not about how well you play, it’s how well the referees can see.
  • World Cup: The outcome of the World Cup is determined way in advance of the opening ceremony.
  • World Cup: FIFA fo dumb!
  • World Cup: each game should three score, one for goals each team has made and another for the number of bad calls made by the refs.
  • World Cup: it’s not about how many goals you score, it’s about how many goals the refs will qualify.
  • The World Cup has as much integrity as Chicago politics.


  • In the future, robots will go to your local polling place and vote electronically for you and then an algorithm will declare the winner.
  • In the future, you can pick up FDA grade heroin at the condiment aisle at your local super market.
  • The future has let me down in terms of jet pack technology and space travel.
  • The future tastes like plastic.

Retweet April 2010

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in April 2010. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Got Gov?

  • The business of democracy is big business.
  • Stupidity likes to repeat and reproduce and reelect itself.
  • The government is developing vaccines to viral ideas.
  • Civilians make for good target practice.
  • The real April Fool’s Day is April 15.
  • If they put fluoride in water, nuclear waste under mountains, and pollutants in the air what would they not put in flu vaccines?
  • Uncle Sam doesn’t know how to use the Internet.
  • Unle Sam shoots up.
  • Uncle Sam works for the CIA.
  • Uncle Sam is a pimp.
  • If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. If all yo have is an attack Apache helicopter, everyone looks like an insurgent.
  • When the pen is mightier than the sword, then the camera with a large telephoto lens will be considered as a weapon.
  • The Indian Penal Code, Section 508, makes it illegal to pretend to be a god. Let there be, lawyers!
  • Your tweets will be held against you in a court of law.
  • Not all laws are created equal.
  • The revolution will not be televised, it will be streamed, tweeted, and liked.


  • Stupidity does not term limits.
  • In Russia, they have Russian dolls, a doll that fits in a larger on that fits in a larger on.
  • In Washington, they have Washington Puppets, where one puppet is in the pocket of a larger political puppet that is in the pocket of a larger political puppet.
  • In Washington, politicians have puppets in their closets and special interest in the pocket.
  • President Bush to release a children’s book, Decision Points and Dinosaur Grrrs.
  • Politicians count on your apathy more than your vote.
  • Icelandic karma is a bitch, Eyjafjallajokull fuck yeah!
  • I wouldn’t put it past Iceland to cause the Eyjafjallajokull volcano eruption and disrupting Northern Europe for messing with the Krona.
  • There was a second shooter involved in the death of Polish President Lech Kaczynski.


  • It may be true that white men can not jump, but they can sure create toxic investment vehicles like nobodies
  • You can’t regulate greed.
  • If time flies, then money teleports.
  • Goldman Sucks is the house, on Wall street, never bet against the house, especially when using your own house!
  • Goldman Sucks makes money when the market is up, and it can make even more money when the market is down and out.


  • Jon Stewart is a clown with a news desk and teleprompter, and for that matter so is Katie Curic, Brian Williams,
  • Is Joy Behar new Larry King, their shows seem the same and they look alike.
  • If as soon as you are born you are slapped in the butt and slapped with a barcode and serial number you are not born free.
  • What really worries me is that the sun is going through climate change!
  • The planet doesn’t need to be save, what needs to be save is our lifestyle.
  • Climate change is the only constant.
  • Next thing you know some greenie will link the recent spike in earthquake activity to climate change.
  • If you think about it, all water is recycled water.
  • Illegal Aliens are the new Pilgrims.
  • American’s have a way of sugar coating history, like calling how American’s describes the Mayflower passengers as pilgrims.


  • If time is money, then what is crack…?
  • Two unanswered questions: Where is Osama and who is Banksy?
  • Can law be criminal?
  • Is Burma the new Tibet?
  • What is the cost of easy money?
  • Is money invaluable? What is the cost of money?
  • If you have multiple personalities, can your personalities conspire against you?
  • Do the walking dead like to eat the brains of the brain dead or is that not zombie kosher?
  • Where do employees at Budweiser go for Happy Hour?
  • iPad or iFad?


  • Car companies have replaced the dip stick with the driver.
  • Hip Hop sold out to Hollywood.
  • I’m dyslexic, I can’t tell the diff between WTF and FTW.
  • And then God said, “Let there be gravity, bitches!!!.”
  • I had a dream that I lacked sleep, so even in my dreams I am sleep deprived.
  • My heart rate is sync’d to the BPM of this song.
  • Blame it on the chocolate rain.
  • No secret, not forgotten, is ever safe.
  • 99.1% of the analysis based on flawed or misunderstood statistics are wrong, that means that those that deny said analysis are baby killers.
  • Not all statistics are interpreted equally.
  • Thoughts are transforming.
  • It’s nearly 6AM, birds ate tweeting, time to go to sleep.
  • Content is not content.
  • Consuming media through every sense, including the sixth sense.
  • You can bump into an ex, you can bump into a mean middle school teacher, or even former parole officer but worse is former hair stylist.
  • The future is near.
  • Twitter Tourette: Shyt GODAMMIT Fudge Saget!!!1!
  • If life is like a box of chocolates, then love is like a box of condoms.


  • OH: Is that a threat or a promise? Either way stick to it.
  • OH: What is the use of User Generated Content when the majority of users are idiots.
  • OH: You are a smart cookie, just don’t crumble.
  • OH: You are like an emotional turtle, you hide in your shell when someone says something you don’t like.
  • OH: Is that Zuckerborg on the cover of Fast Company? They totally airbrushed that guy.
  • OH: You only move your arse when you fart.


  • Is Obama working for the CIA or the CIA working for Obama? Either case who is working for you?
  • Where is my free Obamacare? It must have been lost with the promises of change and hope.

Retweet December 2009

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in December 2009. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.


  • Why is Obama a bigger disappointment than Bush? Because Obama promised hope and change and delivered on none, and Bush didn’t.
  • Soon Bush’s approval rating will seem high compared to Obama’s.
  • @whitehouse does the president pay taxes on all the freebies he gets on the job?
  • Zombies want to eat brains, Zombama wants to eat your bonus.

Got Gov?

  • Lest we forget, the great democracies in human history were formed while slavery was allowed legally and morally.
  • If our pocket constitutions, fourth of July flags, and other patriotic souvenirs are made in China, what stops them from making our laws too?
  • In the future, the TSA will force passenger to fly barefoot and with nothing more than a medical examination robe.
  • The CIA has renditioned Hope to Gitmo.
  • In the future, most laws will be drafted, amended, voted, and enacted in behind closed doors, in private as state secret.
  • Which is worse, a mole or a rat?
  • The biggest fallacy in politics is that voters have to pick sides between donkeys and elephants. I vote for me, not for some bureaucrat.
  • The state will replace free will with fear, ideas with propaganda, love with obedience.
  • The state wants to take what nature has given, free will, and replace it with product placements.
  • The US constitutions is being rewritten to We the Special Interest Lobbyists…
  • If you complain about government, you will need to pay a protest tax.


  • The law of conservation of matter states that matter can’t be created or destroyed out of nothing, money does not have the same law.
  • Capital is another word for money. So capitalism means moneyism. Money is said to be the root of all evil…
  • The Copenhagen Summit has been hijacked by multi-national corporations that it should simply be renamed to Corpenhagen.
  • The longest standing illusion is that of currency.
  • US Treasury’s New Motto: In credit ratings we trust.
  • If money talks then credit rating hollers.
  • Wall street is playing musical chair with your money.
  • Boom or Bust: For every boom there is an equal and opposite bust.
  • The book Too Big To Fail looks Too Big To Read.
  • There is no better deal than paying what you can actually afford for what you actually need.
  • Boom or Bust: For every boom there is an equal and opposite bust.


  • I’m not so worry about climate change as I am worried about magnetic pole change, which has also happened in the past.
  • A world whose climate does not change is a lifeless/dead world.
  • Do you believe in climate change? I do, the climate changes throughout the year… We call it seasons.
  • Global Warming: An Inconvenient Truth or An Inconvenient Data? #climategate
  • A critical step in the scientific method is fudging the data. #climategate

War Racket

  • We may not have troops in the ground in Pakistan, but there is a war being fought there.
  • The Unreported War: Pakistan
  • The hearts and minds are not won with a war on terror, but with a war on apathy.
  • We torture extremists by playing pop music. Our culture is terrorism.
  • Taylor Swift music is perfect for interrogating the Taliban and other enemy combatants.


  • Which was the worst navigator, the captain of the Titanic or the Pilot of the Hindenburg?
  • Which is better, win now and lose later or lose now and eventually win?
  • Is love a medicine, vitamin, or supplement?
  • Who hasn’t even started with holiday gift shopping?
  • Do you have nothing to hide or nothing to fear?
  • How many man hours go into putting up and then putting down Christmas decorations?
  • How much money and trees are wasted each year on gift wrapping paper? Something that lasts 10 seconds before it is ripped up.
  • Is it weird if your mother in law gives you mistletoe on Facebook?
  • How much data storage capacity was created last year? How much original data was created?
  • Why isn’t everything like riding a bike?
  • Which is worse, a control freak or clean freak?
  • Is it the thought that counts or the cost?
  • Which movie was worse, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra or Transformers: The Revenge of the Fallen?
  • Which do you prefer, white chocolate or dark chocolate?


  • My new year’s resolution is to come up with a better new year’s resolution next year.
  • I don’t understand why I am awake if all the mathematical models in my sleep simulation have me asleep.
  • Some people agree to disagree but others just plain out disagree to agree.
  • If we are going to agree to disagree why not just agree that I am right.
  • Stuff crust is the best thing since sliced bread.
  • Big girls love by the pound.
  • News: 40% ads, 40% editorial, %10 CIA misinformation, %5 incorrect, 3% gossip, 1% real news.
  • You can’t hurry up time.
  • Life is a numbers game.
  • I’m rocking in the rain.
  • Rome didn’t burn in a day.
  • Listening to what in 100 years will be categorized as Late Period Classical Gangsta Rap.
  • Old clowns never die, they just become childrens’ nightmares.
  • Love is a whore.
  • If you get it you get it if not forget.
  • If I was a ghost, I be the shy ghost in the library reading self help books to afraid to booing anyone for fear of being shushed.


  • OH: You are so much fun when I am drunk.
  • OH: the only criticism I have about you is that you don’t take any criticism well.


  • The only satisfied AT&T customer is the CIA.