Unfortunate Cookies

I don’t know about you but no fortune cookie ever brought me any fortune, not even a coupon. I think that instead of posing as fake pseudo eastern philosophical predictions, fortune cookies should be a little more honest. Here are some more honest unfortunate cookies.

  • You peaked in preschool.
  • You suck and everybody knows it.
  • Your wife doesn’t love you and the kids aren’t yours.
  • Your wife ran out on you and soon you’re unemployment will too.
  • You will make embarrass yourself at the company Christmas party.
  • People don’t laugh with you.

Food for Thought

Nan is the Indian version of the tortilla. Pizza is the Italian version of an oversize tostada. Sticky rice is the Chinese version of the tamal. The wrap is the yuppie version of the burrito.