Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in November 2011 such as the ongoing Occupy Wall Street, and the continuing revolutions in the Middle East. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.
President Obama pardons Wall Street turkeys and gives them billion dollar bailouts to stuff themselves.
The emperor has no clothes and you have no constitutional rights.
Money don’t buy you the presidency, oh wait it does help to outspend other candidates 100 to 1.
Barack Obama’s whole extended family and friends occupy the White House.
Being president has been the best financial decision made by Bobama.
Speak softly and carry a large fleet of aircraft carriers.
The sun never sets on the American covert operations and CIA drone strikes.
The US is outsourcing its future.
The American dream is an illusion.
Occupy The American Dream.
Free yourself, occupy something.
Beware: You may be blatantly illegal.
Judges hold grudges
In a capitalist society, every holiday is celebrated by buying something.
No jobs, no future, no soup for you.
Humming the Blue Collar Blues.
The American Dream is made in China, like pretty much everything else.
Money don’t buy you love, but you can sure get a lap dance.
More jobs, less filling.
I’m losing my religion/medication.
Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I feel like a nap.
After Black Friday, Cyber Monday. After Cyber Monday, Broke-ass Wednesday.
Keep calm and get over it.
My feelings, the undiscovered continent.
Forget counting sheep, I count hundreds.
Money can’t buy you swag.
Money can’t buy you common sense.
In Da Future
In the future, someone will be convicted based on their shadow.
In the future, not using your real name in G+ or Facebook would be considered identity theft.
In the future, there will be an iPhone app that can express your genes.
In the future, you will be charged for conspiracy for conspiring with yourself and other multiple personalities.
In the future, if you hate yourself you will be charged with a hate crime.
Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in September 2011 such as the ongoing Occupy Wall Street, and the continuing revolutions in the Middle East. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.
You are either a soldier or you have been sold out? #occcupywallstreet
Protests in the streets and bipartisanship in government.
Power to the 99%!
I guess #OccupyWallStreet protesters are terrorists because the NYPD Counter Terrorism unit is in full force.
#OccupyInternationalSpaceStation and #OccupyMoonBaseLunaOne
Anthony Bologna is the Hosni Mubarak of #OccupyWallStreet.
Democracy is not a spectator sport. #OccupyWallStreet
There will be blood. #FalseFlag #OccupyWallStreet
NYPD want to rename #OccupyWallStreet to #OccupyJailCell
Wall Street causes economic depression, government bails them out. People go to jail for protesting government bail out but have to bail themselves out.
Police, protecting and serving the shit out of you! #OccupyWallStreet
I’m a human being not a commodity. #OccupyWallStreet
Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. #OccupyWallStreet
I can’t afford a lobbyist. #OccupyWallStreet
Tear Down This Wall St. #OccupyWallStreet
Shoot sperm not bullets. #OccupyWallStreet
I thought the FBI has better things than to help celebrities with their naked pictures.
If you elect any monkey to the presidency, democrat or republican, nothing would have change either way?
The federal government is not America!
Drone Nation Under God
Video and audio recording is just the tip of the iceberg of what police are monitoring, screening, and scanning for in public places.
New reality, the US kills its own citizens with or without due process (Anwar al-Awlaki), with or without evidence (Troy Davis).
DOJ paid $16 for a muffin, I wonder how much they pay for a hooker.
Government spending: $16 muffins, $8 coffee, $435 claw hammers, $640 toilet seat, $7k coffee makers, $8 million drupal websites…
TSA Choice: Molestation or Radiation
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. – Goethe
We still have racism, God knows, but it so different now, it’s so much better. – Al Gore
Being president has been the best financial decision made by Bobama. #TheOnePercent
Shake it up, stop complaining, stop grumbling, stop crying, stop stealing, stop smacking, stop crackalacking, stop pimping. – President Obama
Convenience fees aren’t so convenient.
Greece had it better when it was under the boot of the Ottoman Empire than now that it is under the thumb of the EU.
Solyndra is the green energy Enron.
Freedom of choice is no freedom is there is no choice.
This seems accurate and specific, msnbc is reporting “Satellite expected to re-enter over Canada or Africa by Saturday or Sunday”
The news media: if it’s not on a teleprompter or press release they don’t know what to make of real news.
The news is another word for PR.
The network news are as bad about forecasting terror attacks as they are about hurricanes.
If light travels faster than the speed of light does it time travel?
Which is worse, a rebel without a cause or a youth without a rebellion?
So you think the FBI uses FaceBook’s public developer APIs or internal undocumented APIs?
Love is indivisible and innumerable.
I’m watching What Would You Do? I would tweet about it.
We are the future unless you are living in the past.
Nothing is a surprise when you are a time traveling psychic.
My favorite section at the super market is the Mexican aisle, where else would you find “snack style pickled pork skins.”
In an alternative universe, Michael Bay is a demolition engineer.
Life is an adventure, pack accordingly.
Jay-Z should sample Safety Dance.
Tired. Sleepy. Hungry.
Watching Irene and The City. This shit storm is boring.
Power to the tweeple.
The future is cyclical and maniacal.
Time is telescoping.
And then God said, “Let there be electromagnetic radiation” and there was wave-particle photons.
There is no such thing as freedom of speech if you don’t speak up.
I make protest signs using baseball bats, nails, and cardboard paper.
The Nobel Peace Prize committee must be a bunch or drones, or drone makers such as the makers of the Reaper or Predator drones, to give President Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009. Leading up to the 2008 election, President Obama promised to pull our troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan. He also said that we would close down Guantanamo.
I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank. – Barack Obama Campaign Promise
Since becoming president, Obama has expanded the war deep inside Pakistan, into Yemen, Libya with black ops teams, loafers on the ground operatives, death dealing drones, tomahawk missiles, and a chorus of condemnation. In addition, the Obama administration is pushing for steps that would ultimately bring us closer to attacking Syria and/or Iran. Now Obama has committed to sending US military advisers, code for black ops, into Uganda. To be honest, this is more about hitting sales quotas for new military hardware than humanitarian concerns for the people of Uganda. Don’t forget that President Obama went on a Military-Industrial Complex sales roadshow in India.