Retweet June 2012

In this post I’ll be reblogging some retweets from the past month broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events such as the upcoming general election, the Supreme Court’s decision on ObamaCare, and the ongoing investigation into the fiasco that is known as Operation Fast and Furious. Follow the conversation at xwoop and lolprez.

Obamanation

  • Barack Obama doesn’t care about white people, but he doesn’t much care for black either. The only people he cares about is George Clooney.
  • Romney admitted of putting a dog in it’s crate on top of a the family wagon, Obama admitted of eating dog. #DogsAgainstObama
  • Just like pork is the other white meat, Obama is the just another white president.
  • Obama Rule 33: If we can leak who leaked that leak we’ll leak the consequences.
  • The Obama Decree: If you are killed by the US military, by definition you must have been a military combatant even if you are a 15 y/o kid.
  • Obama’s Campaign Promise: We will tax you, drone you, or plant spyware virus in your network.

Obamacare

  • ObamaCare is one big penalty.
  • Show me the penalties.
  • … but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and penalties. – Benjamin Franklin
  • What’s in a name? that which we call a penalty by any other name would smell as sweet.
  • If it quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, it must be a penalty.
  • A tax is a tax is a penalty.
  • All taxes are penalties.

Got Gov?

  • If the federal agencies are sending guns to Mexico in an operation like Fast and Furious, what are they sending to Iraq, Syria, Libya, etc?
  • Fast and Furious = Drugs and Death
  • The cooperation from the Obama administration into Fast and Furious investigation has been anything but fast fast or furious.
  • Fast and Furious or Dumb and Dumber?
  • In America, guns walk more than people. #FastAndFurious
  • The Supreme Court ruling on Citizens United really means Money United.
  • In this case, we said we would look into it, we did look into, but we can’t look into it further here. – State Department Spokesperson
  • In capitalist america, bunker busting bombs discover oil.
  • The USA might as well change its name to NSA.
  • National security is not above liberty, freedom, privacy, and the rule and due process of law.
  • The US reserves the right to use military force in response to cyber attacks and yet it finds itself cyber attacking other nations.

Propagandon’t

  • No one does propaganda better than the American press.
  • The land of opportunity is based on inequality.
  • The Today show is losing ratings faster than Matt Lauer is losing his hair.
  • When the only objective of news networks is the bottom line, then there is no free press.

War Racket

  • In drones we trust.
  • The best chance to win a fight, is to change the rules of the fight…
  • If an opponent is preparing for a boxing fight, he will be surprised when you kick him in the face.
  • The United States is almost in a many war theaters as it was in the World War II. #WWIII
  • The United States is involved in more covert wars than it was in the Cold War.
  • Afghanistan is a mess, as is Libya, as is Iraq, as is Egypt, and Obama/CIA keeps droning Pakistan, and interfering in Syria. #WWIII

Question

  • What if Russia puts a radar missile defense in Iran?
  • Will President Obama be the first US president to be charged as a war criminal?
  • How large are your dreams? Do you measure them in feet or in miles?
  • What happens when you disrupt those disrupting? #meta #disrupt
  • What is the sound of one hand web surfing?
  • Can a can cancan?
  • If birds evolved from dinosaurs does that mean that birds can devolve back to dinosaurs?
  • Is there a vaccine for idiocy?

Randumb

  • The largest threat to mankind is mankind itself.
  • I can’t wait for the day when there will be an Autonomous Algorithm Automobile Association of American membership…
  • Trees are your friends.
  • The future has been sold to a time traveling mining corporations.
  • Nature is the world’s greatest mathematician, inventor, engineer, and biz dev guy ever.

Retweet May 2012

In this post I’ll be reblogging some retweets from the past month broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events such as the upcoming general election, Obama economics, and Romney’s Amercia. Follow the conversation at xwoop and lolprez.

Obamanation

  • I wonder if President Obama will drone someone for me if I give a campaign donation. It would be a better prize than dinner with Clooney.
  • Some call it Flip Flop, Obama calls it Evolution.
  • Obama’s New Campaign Promise: Capital punishment by lethal droning.
  • Obama wasn’t born in Hawaii or Kenya, he was born in Ferenginar.
  • When a Nobel Peace Price winner drones children, clearly there is something wrong with our concept of peace.
  • Is President Obama in the White House closet?
  • President Obama comes out of the closet… about how he feels about gays. #vote #gay
  • Prior to being President, Obama created zero jobs and zero economic value. And it’s debatable what he’s done since becoming president.
  • The American dream used to be making it as a self made man, today the American dream according to Obama is just getting by.
  • Since Obama took office, the number of Americans that have renounced their US citizenship has increased by more than 7 times.
  • Instead of raffling a $40k/plate dinner at George Clooney’s house President Obama should have raffled a job paying at least that much a year.
  • The second easiest thing Obama has done is order the death of Osama. The easiest thing he has done is take all the credit.
  • In this election, Obama will get more Facebook likes than votes.
  • @BarackObama doesn’t realize we are still in a recession. When Obama took office he blamed Bush, now he blames Romney. #obamanomics
  • Obama never ran a business, had to manage a balance sheet, or created a new job. Obama’s economics is based on debt. #obamanomics
  • @BarackObama do you have a bumper sticker for a heterosexual weed smoking 2nd amendment toting gold standard big pimping America fuck-yeah individual?
  • I’m starting to believe that the Obama campaign has no concept of how jobs work. These guys seem like they’ve never worked a day.
  • Obama is charging $40k a plate to have dinner with him and George Clooney, do you think he cares what you are having for dinner? #elite

Got Gov?

  • Operation Fast and Furious is the Leave No Drug Cartel Behind program.
  • The reason why the government wants to try you with a jury of your peers is that they government thinks that you and your peers are stupid.
  • The whole of the US government is a giant web of conspiracies.
  • One Nation Under Drones
  • NYPD’s stop-and-frisk based on “reasonable suspicion” go against the 4th amendments’ unreasonable searches and seizures.
  • I am not afraid of some thief holding me up, but of the police patting me down.
  • You used to be innocent until proven guilty, now you are guilty if reasonable suspicious.
  • If the government was a publicly traded company, it would be shutdown.
  • The US is foiling its own terror plots.

Politricks

  • Mitt Romney’s dad was born in Mexico… Which means that Mitt can and may have a Mexican passport and is of Mexican decent.
  • Under a @MittRomney presidency his own dad, who was born in Mexico, would not had been able to emigrate here.
  • In fact, I think that @MittRomney is an anchor baby. We should double check his birth certificate.
  • Next to the oldest profession is politician.
  • The reason why presidential candidates reach out to the youth vote is that the youth have few memories of past campaign promises.
  • Follow the kickbacks.
  • What state is Senator Lieberman from? Connecticut or Israel?
  • Cash is king and it gets presidents elected.

Econemy

  • Banks are playing bailout musical chairs.
  • People may not understand the meaning of mortgage… It is French for “death contract.”
  • If there is such a thing as peak oil then there is going to be peak civilization.
  • One nation under austerity.
  • To big too fail never stopped anybody from failing… The bigger they are the harder they fall.
  • When financial groups run and manage health insurance companies and hospitals we are all screwed.
  • There are more lawyers and financial analysts making health coverage decisions than doctors and nurses.
  • Wall Street bankers are not too big to fail, they make errors and fail all the time. The American people are too docile to do anything about it.
  • All of the world’s oil belongs to us, and as such we are willing pay for it but it nevertheless belongs to us.
  • Greed is a weapon of mass destruction.
  • Private prison system is the beginning of modern and legalized slave trade.
  • Capitalism did not win out communism, greed did.
  • The Real Buffett Rule: I trust Warren Buffett to know his best to spend his money more than I trust Obama to spend mine.
  • Where’s the beef, where’s the jobs. It’s the economy, stupid. Read my lips, no more naked body scanners.
  • I have some neighbors that have like six cars… The DMV should charge a incremental percent for each additional car in a household.

Propagandon’t

  • Does CNN stand for Celebrity No News?!
  • The free press has been co-opted.
  • The whole idea of a free speech zone violates, rapes, and leaves for dead the unalienable and universal human right of free speech.
  • We are all brainwashed, it’s called the education system.
  • Remember how the media keep reporting that everyone was going to die because of the swine flu. That was classic.
  • 99% = We The People
  • We will not be serving continental breakfast or providing free wi-fi at the revolution.
  • If we’re at peak oil does that mean we’ve also reached peak civilization?
  • Big money always trumps good science.

War Racket

  • US Syria Plan: Observer -> Peace Keeper -> Consultant -> No Fly Zone -> Marines -> Soldiers -> Mercenaries -> Oil Company Men -> Oil Workers
  • There will be more police than athletes at the London 2012 Olympics.
  • One Nation Under War: we have a war on terror, war on the rich, war on drugs, war on pacifists, war on women, …
  • Oil is not infinite, and the only way to get American interventionists out of a country is for that country to not have any oil left.
  • Oil is great!
  • All your oil belongs to us.
  • Was Dear John written by the War Department?
  • There are no such things as a random bullet.
  • If NASA would have found oil instead of water in Mars we would already had colonized it.

Randumb

  • Gay marriage is like a Boca Burger.
  • Hipsters are the swinger vote.
  • The Zoloft Defense: Assault someone under the influence of Zoloft and you may get out of jail free.
  • The Secret: Positive thinking and a AK-47 can change the world.
  • A lot of human morality is based on jealousy.
  • The Bachelorette should be renamed to The Douchebags.
  • Apparently there is no such thing as a dumb question or a dumb tweet.
  • Inside every dream wedding is a nightmare divorce.
  • What is the short abbreviated name for the Comedy Awards? The Commies?
  • There is no ideology only ego.
  • There is nothing royal about the royal family.

In Da Future

  • In the future, there will be little difference between a known journalist and known terrorist.
  • In the future, you’ll pay taxes at the local, state, federal, and united nations level.
  • In the future, there will be a vaccine to cure you of your humanity.
  • In the future, the White House counsel will declare the Supreme Court unconstitutional.

Amercia

  • The national food in #Amercia must be the #potatoe.
  • Romney thinks we live in #Amercia and Obama thinks Westminster Abbey is in a time bubble in 2008.
  • I think Romney will win the presidency in #Amercia.
  • Romney doesn’t only misspell #Amercia but also his own name to #Rmoney.
  • Romney app didn’t misspell America… He was sending code indicating who really runs AmerCIA.

Retweet April 2012

In this post I’ll be reblogging some retweets from the past month broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events such as the upcoming general election as well as the continuing military droning in the Middle East. Follow the conversation at xwoop and lolprez.

Obamanation

  • Obama is a better campaigner than he is as a president.
  • O.B.A.M.A: One Big Awful Mistake America
  • Obama paid 20.5% of his income in income taxes. Why doesn’t he pay his fair share?
  • Under the Obama administration the GSA is partying it up in Vegas, Secret Service paying (or not paying) or hooker in Colombia, what else?

Got Gov?

  • The most corrupt organization in the world must be the police.
  • American foreign policy is established, enforced, and powered by cash, hookers, and coke.
  • All laws are Trojan horses that erode and reduce and limit our freedoms, liberties, and unalienable rights.
  • Citizenship is only for those that agree with the executive branch, all else are deemed enemy combatants.
  • The Presidential Rule: the longer a president is in office, the corruptible he becomes.

War Racket

  • The general public loves to forget the atrocities of war, but military leaders love to learn from them.
  • The holocaust was not the first holocaust, and it wasn’t the last holocaust in history.
  • All wars are civil wars, because we are all the same people just made to fear each other.
  • Civil War is an oxymoron and belligerents are just morons.

Randumb

  • I think we are well beyond peak sushi!
  • My heartbeat is my workout.
  • Ideas are free but originality will cost you!
  • The one truth is that there is no one true universal truth.
  • Here is a new drink I made up: teen angst = 2/3 hand sanitizer, 1/3 orange juice, rim the glass with bath salts

Question

  • Style or swag?
  • What do you do when you are bullied by your teacher?
  • How cool is the average person?
  • Who wouldn’t love paid administrative leave?
  • How do climate change shills explain Anchorage, AK setting a new snowfall record? #global #warming #warmmonger

Overhead

  • OH: If you talking to yourself keep it to yourself.
  • OH: So my idea was brilliant, but only for a minute.
  • OH: I’m so sick of people that complain all day.
  • OH: What language do people speak here nowadays?
  • OH: Don’t worry about people that don’t matter.
  • OH: You, me, and your period have gone through a lot.

Expressions

  • Busy != Productive
  • Execution > Idea
  • Logic and Reason != Law and Order
  • Democratic Party = Bureaucratic Party
  • State Rights > Federal Rights
  • Climate != Weather
  • Be interested > Be Interesting
  • Troubleshooter > Troublemaker
  • Personality != Persona

Retweet January 2012

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in January 2012 such as the ongoing Occupy Wall Street, and the continuing revolutions in the Middle East. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Obamanation

  • Obama’s Campaign: If you don’t vote for Obama, you must be racist.
  • Obama has more skeletons in his closet than raincoats.
  • The State of the Union sounded a lot like The State of the Complaining.
  • Being president doesn’t make you sultan.

Got Gov?

  • The US is not building a Big Brother surveillance program, it is building a Big Nanny surveillance program.
  • Wow.. I thought the US Air Force was going to bomb the AFC Championship game. #militarization #sports
  • Instead of a war on terror why not declare war on cancer? Instead of radio active naked body scanners at airports, why not cancer detecting mammograms instead?
  • The police are sworn to protect the status quo.
  • The RIAA is afraid that someone is going to pirate a $10 CD that they are pirating our rights and freedoms.
  • Trust no politician!

Propagandon’t

  • Network news hate to report the news, they want I make news… That’s why they also produce political polls.
  • Half of what you see or read on the news is driven by PR.
  • Hipsters are an invented peoples.
  • Death to all hipsters.
  • Not surprising the first examples of use of terrorism in history comes from the middle east, see Zealotry on Wikipedia.
  • The revolution will be liked on Facebook.

Randumb

  • Society made me do it.
  • Hormones made me do it.
  • Coincidence is not a conspiracy.
  • Paula Deen is the embodiment of what is wrong with America.
  • Paula Deen doesn’t want to be buried or cremated. Paula Deen wants to e deep fried.
  • Watching sport games all day is the worst activity a person can do for his health.

In Da Future

  • In the future, store surveillance cameras will automatically check you in on Facebook and Foursquare and the National Location Database.
  • In the future, the FBI and NSA will have a REST API that all app developers have to include in their apps to monitor behavior and usage.
  • In the future, to search on Google you will have to use a google account with a verified name.
  • In the future, everything will be illegal unless you pay the fee for a permit.

Blogmouth Year in Review 2011

The end of the year is a good time to reflect over the last year. 2011 was a water shed year, Osama bin Laden was killed in Pakistan, Occupy Wall Street occupied mostly public parks, the Arab Spring bloomed into bloodshed, US troops pulled out of Iraq after Iraq said so, and much more. All said and done, it was a good year. To help celebrate here are some of my favorite posts from 2011.

Occupy Revolution

Politicalol

Feardom

Pronpaganda

Retweet 2011

Retweet December 2011

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in December 2011 such as the ongoing Occupy Wall Street, and the continuing revolutions in the Middle East. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Got Gov?

  • The Department of State runs most NGOs.
  • Regime change is not a revolution.
  • The US State Department has over 18+K people in the Baghdad, more than they have working inside Washington, DC.
  • The US is pulling out of Iraq, president Obama should know that the pull out method is not the most recommended.
  • Most people know that the US has an earthquake machine, most people don’t realize is that they have a mini version: heart attack machine
  • Iran to US: All your drone are belong to us.
  • Who dropped the SOPA?
  • Politics is bananas.
  • The future of politics: Dancing With Republican Candidates.

Econemy

  • Mo’ money, mo’ cents.
  • Our modern economy is largely based on waste.
  • Just like money doesn’t grow on trees, jobs aren’t created by political speeches.
  • Money is a drug. Banks are dealers.
  • Either we build the future we want or we outsource our future to China.

Randumb

  • Bacon is the future!
  • Your brain has been co-opted.
  • That star is moving like an unnamed areal vehicle.
  • Mo’ money, less taxes.
  • You can learn a lot about a person by there shopping list, including how they write it and order it.
  • One of the worst things about traveling, in addition to delays and TSA gropings, rude cabbies.
  • There is nothing more annoying that carrying a pen that does not work!

#40dollars

  • #40dollars means $3,350 KES (Keynan Shillings).
  • #40dollars means I still don’t have a job and Gitmo is still not closed.
  • #40dollars means we will pay $120 to pay for this.
  • #40dollars means I can buy a fake birth certificate and fake ID from Hawaii. #mclovin
  • #40dollars means a bone that they toss to stupid slaves to fight over.
  • It’s not like Obama is giving anybody #40dollars.
  • #40dollars means one extra lap dance at my local strip joint.
  • #40dollars means I could buy more Chinese made products.
  • #40dollars means I can score a bump of coke.

Retweet November 2011

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in November 2011 such as the ongoing Occupy Wall Street, and the continuing revolutions in the Middle East. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Obamanation

  • President Obama pardons Wall Street turkeys and gives them billion dollar bailouts to stuff themselves.
  • The emperor has no clothes and you have no constitutional rights.
  • Money don’t buy you the presidency, oh wait it does help to outspend other candidates 100 to 1.
  • Barack Obama’s whole extended family and friends occupy the White House.
  • Being president has been the best financial decision made by Bobama.

Got Gov?

  • Speak softly and carry a large fleet of aircraft carriers.
  • The sun never sets on the American covert operations and CIA drone strikes.
  • The US is outsourcing its future.
  • The American dream is an illusion.
  • Occupy Freedom
  • Occupy The American Dream.
  • Free yourself, occupy something.
  • Beware: You may be blatantly illegal.
  • Judges hold grudges

Econemy

  • In a capitalist society, every holiday is celebrated by buying something.
  • No jobs, no future, no soup for you.
  • Humming the Blue Collar Blues.
  • The American Dream is made in China, like pretty much everything else.
  • Money don’t buy you love, but you can sure get a lap dance.
  • More jobs, less filling.

Randumb

  • I’m losing my religion/medication.
  • Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I feel like a nap.
  • After Black Friday, Cyber Monday. After Cyber Monday, Broke-ass Wednesday.
  • Keep calm and get over it.
  • My feelings, the undiscovered continent.
  • Forget counting sheep, I count hundreds.
  • Money can’t buy you swag.
  • Money can’t buy you common sense.

In Da Future

  • In the future, someone will be convicted based on their shadow.
  • In the future, not using your real name in G+ or Facebook would be considered identity theft.
  • In the future, there will be an iPhone app that can express your genes.
  • In the future, you will be charged for conspiracy for conspiring with yourself and other multiple personalities.
  • In the future, if you hate yourself you will be charged with a hate crime.

Retweet October 2011

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in October 2011 such as the ongoing Occupy Wall Street, and the continuing revolutions in the Middle East. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Occupy Everything

  • What will make bigger news, mass arrests of protesters or the latest iPhone release rumors? #occcupywallstreet
  • NYPD want to rename #OccupyWallStreet to #OccupyJailCell
  • Epic fail by OPD injuring a veteran/protester. #noflyzone #occupyoakland
  • At the Occupy San Francisco protest I saw a few folks with blue paint in their face, a la Braveheart. Must be to defect face recognition.
  • NYPD entraps and arrest hundreds of protesters and still the media does nothing. The media has sold its free speech for corporate money.
  • Your occupation has been co-opted.
  • We the 99% hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.
  • Police, protecting and serving the shit out of you! #OccupyWallStreet
  • I’m a human being not a commodity. #OccupyWallStreet
  • Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. #OccupyWallStreet
  • I can’t afford a lobbyist. #OccupyWallStreet
  • Tear Down This Wall St. #OccupyWallStreet
  • Shoot sperm not bullets. #OccupyWallStreet
  • Wall Street causes depression, government bails them out. People go to jail for protesting government bail out have to bail themselves out.
  • #OccupyEverything
  • #OccupyOakland
  • #OccupySandHillRoad
  • #OccupyInternationalSpaceStation and #OccupyMoonBaseLunaOne
  • #OccupyWorldWideWide
  • #OccupyAllTheThings

Quotes

  • I’m all for leaking when it’s organized. – White House Chief of Staff Bill Daley
  • We don’t need a warrant, we’re ICE, the warrant is coming out of my balls. – US Immigration and Customs Enforcement ICE officer

Got Gov

  • Warning: You may be blatantly illegal.
  • Drone Nation Under God
  • Video and audio recording is just the tip of the iceberg of what police are monitoring, screening, and scanning for in public places.
  • FBI: FaceBook, Inc.
  • To serve, and protect, and crack heads. – Police Department
  • Protests in the streets and bipartisanship in government.

Politricks

  • The next leader of Libya will be in office no less than 12 years, Afghan President Hamid Karzai has already been in office for 8 years.
  • Libya’s NTC is off to a great start by making it’s first act of murder. Gaddafi was taken alive but he has since mysteriously died.

Econemy

  • You don’t close your bank account, the back forecloses on you.
  • If you don’t get it a home you will go get it somewhere else. This is true for corporate taxes and that is why Google is incorporated in Ireland and pays so little taxes.

Propagandon’t

  • The American dream is an illusion.
  • Not every conspiracy is a theory.
  • The news media: if it’s not on a teleprompter or press release they don’t know what to make of the news.
  • There is no such thing as freedom of speech if you don’t speak up.

Questions

  • Are living in the future, or living in the past?
  • Which is worse, a rebel without a cause or a youth without a rebellion?
  • So you think the FBI uses FaceBook’s public developer APIs or internal undocumented APIs?

Retweet September 2011

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in September 2011 such as the ongoing Occupy Wall Street, and the continuing revolutions in the Middle East. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Occupy Everything

  • You are either a soldier or you have been sold out? #occcupywallstreet
  • Protests in the streets and bipartisanship in government.
  • Power to the 99%!
  • I guess #OccupyWallStreet protesters are terrorists because the NYPD Counter Terrorism unit is in full force.
  • #OccupyInternationalSpaceStation and #OccupyMoonBaseLunaOne
  • #OccupyWorldWideWide
  • #OccupyAllTheThings
  • Anthony Bologna is the Hosni Mubarak of #OccupyWallStreet.
  • Democracy is not a spectator sport. #OccupyWallStreet
  • There will be blood. #FalseFlag #OccupyWallStreet
  • NYPD want to rename #OccupyWallStreet to #OccupyJailCell
  • Wall Street causes economic depression, government bails them out. People go to jail for protesting government bail out but have to bail themselves out.
  • Police, protecting and serving the shit out of you! #OccupyWallStreet
  • I’m a human being not a commodity. #OccupyWallStreet
  • Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. #OccupyWallStreet
  • I can’t afford a lobbyist. #OccupyWallStreet
  • Tear Down This Wall St. #OccupyWallStreet
  • Shoot sperm not bullets. #OccupyWallStreet

Got Gov?

  • I thought the FBI has better things than to help celebrities with their naked pictures.
  • If you elect any monkey to the presidency, democrat or republican, nothing would have change either way?
  • The federal government is not America!
  • Drone Nation Under God
  • Video and audio recording is just the tip of the iceberg of what police are monitoring, screening, and scanning for in public places.
  • New reality, the US kills its own citizens with or without due process (Anwar al-Awlaki), with or without evidence (Troy Davis).
  • DOJ paid $16 for a muffin, I wonder how much they pay for a hooker.
  • Government spending: $16 muffins, $8 coffee, $435 claw hammers, $640 toilet seat, $7k coffee makers, $8 million drupal websites…
  • TSA Choice: Molestation or Radiation

Quote

  • None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. – Goethe
  • We still have racism, God knows, but it so different now, it’s so much better. – Al Gore

Obamanation

  • Being president has been the best financial decision made by Bobama. #TheOnePercent
  • Shake it up, stop complaining, stop grumbling, stop crying, stop stealing, stop smacking, stop crackalacking, stop pimping. – President Obama

Econemy

  • Convenience fees aren’t so convenient.
  • Greece had it better when it was under the boot of the Ottoman Empire than now that it is under the thumb of the EU.
  • Solyndra is the green energy Enron.

Propagandon’t

  • Freedom of choice is no freedom is there is no choice.
  • This seems accurate and specific, msnbc is reporting “Satellite expected to re-enter over Canada or Africa by Saturday or Sunday”
  • The news media: if it’s not on a teleprompter or press release they don’t know what to make of real news.
  • The news is another word for PR.
  • The network news are as bad about forecasting terror attacks as they are about hurricanes.

Question

  • If light travels faster than the speed of light does it time travel?
  • Which is worse, a rebel without a cause or a youth without a rebellion?
  • So you think the FBI uses FaceBook’s public developer APIs or internal undocumented APIs?

Randumb

  • Love is indivisible and innumerable.
  • Swag life.
  • I’m watching What Would You Do? I would tweet about it.
  • We are the future unless you are living in the past.
  • Nothing is a surprise when you are a time traveling psychic.
  • My favorite section at the super market is the Mexican aisle, where else would you find “snack style pickled pork skins.”
  • In an alternative universe, Michael Bay is a demolition engineer.
  • Life is an adventure, pack accordingly.
  • Jay-Z should sample Safety Dance.
  • Tired. Sleepy. Hungry.
  • Watching Irene and The City. This shit storm is boring.
  • Power to the tweeple.
  • The future is cyclical and maniacal.
  • Time is telescoping.
  • And then God said, “Let there be electromagnetic radiation” and there was wave-particle photons.
  • There is no such thing as freedom of speech if you don’t speak up.
  • I make protest signs using baseball bats, nails, and cardboard paper.
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In Da Future

  • In the future, someone will be convicted based on their shadow.
  • In the future, the police will run you over with their scooter then arrest you for assaulting a police officer and damaging police property.
  • In the future, not using your real name in G+ or Facebook would be considered identity theft.
  • In the future, illegal alien robots will steal your job.
  • In the future justice will be outlawed.
  • In the future, you’ll be able to buy a dishwasher with zero percent down and now taxes with free delivery on Patriot Day.