Retweet February 2012

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in February 2012 such as the ongoing Occupy Wall Street, and the continuing revolutions in the Middle East. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Obamanation

  • Obama can’t spell Bible without LIE.
  • If Obama jokes about using predator drones to deter boys from dating his daughters, what does he say about the American people in general?
  • Barack Obama dances like a white guy.
  • The Audacity of Obama: to give false hope instead of real jobs.

Got Gov?

  • The federal government is a welfare recipient.
  • Your freedom has been copyright Disney 2012.
  • The constitution has been copyrighted by Disney and you can’t plea the fifth without paying a royalty.
  • Do you like privacy and freedom? You may be a terrorist!
  • One thing I learned about President Obama, he doesn’t like to pull out if he doesn’t have to.

Econemy

  • In a world where corporations are people, people would have to incorporate into a conglomerate to keep have any rights.
  • It costs 2.4 cents to make a penny, 11.2 cents to make a nickel.
  • In Facebook Credits we trust.
  • The amount of taxes I pay, I should add the federal government as a dependent.
  • Money is not only colorblind, it is also color dumb.
  • Companies such as GE are outsourcing the rope by which they will hang themselves.

Propagandon’t

  • The revolution will be co-opted.
  • Revolutions are mainstream.
  • One persons sarcasm, is another’s propaganda.
  • There is a new kind of journalism in the tech scene called public relationism.

War Racket

  • Just like there is a quite period after a company files for an IPO, there is a quite period before a country launches a covert attack.
  • It’s official, with the release of Act of Valor the Department of Defense is now a movie studio.
  • If people are willing to kill other people for $100 shoes don’t you think they are willing to start revolutions for gas fields?
  • It is US policy to promote revolutions in some middle eastern countries and suppress them in other.
  • An embargo against a country is a declaration of war.

Randumb

  • The future is buried in the past.
  • Sometimes I wish I could fast forward the future.
  • I don’t react well to negativity or complaining or whining of any kind!
  • Eating cheesecake with chopsticks.
  • There is plenty of fish in the sea but I won’t settle until I find me a mermaid.
  • When you let your heart and passion lead everything else falls into place and follows.
  • The only thing that Paul McCarthy has done recently is not die. #beatles #grammy
  • Worse than fake English accents are real English accents.
  • 1. Create a market. 2. Create an after market. 3. ???? 4. Profit.
  • Who let the puppies out?
  • An idiot with a fact is a dangerous thing.
  • Sometimes I wish I could fast forward the future.
  • Social media made me do it.
  • Amoral is often times worse than immoral.
  • Either I travel back to a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…. or George Lucas has re-release another Star Wars movie.
  • People that say they don’t give a fuck actually give a big fuck about people believing they don’t really give a fuck.
  • I’ve weaved myself a basket case.
  • McChicken nuggets: more breading, less chicken.
  • Make everyday Christmas, an make every night Valentine’s.

Overheard

  • OH: I take turns on what keeps me up at night. The good news is that this team has not keep me up at night for over six months.
  • OH: It was so dark I thought my eyes were closed.
  • OH: He is not my “boyfriend,” he is my “it’s complicated-friend.”
  • OH: No, I don’t need my jiggy lube drained.
  • OH: The story of my life, “I’ll see what happens”
  • OH: There is a reason for the term Party Animal.

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