Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in November 2011 such as the ongoing Occupy Wall Street, and the continuing revolutions in the Middle East. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.
- President Obama pardons Wall Street turkeys and gives them billion dollar bailouts to stuff themselves.
- The emperor has no clothes and you have no constitutional rights.
- Money don’t buy you the presidency, oh wait it does help to outspend other candidates 100 to 1.
- Barack Obama’s whole extended family and friends occupy the White House.
- Being president has been the best financial decision made by Bobama.
- Speak softly and carry a large fleet of aircraft carriers.
- The sun never sets on the American covert operations and CIA drone strikes.
- The US is outsourcing its future.
- The American dream is an illusion.
- Occupy Freedom
- Occupy The American Dream.
- Free yourself, occupy something.
- Beware: You may be blatantly illegal.
- Judges hold grudges
- In a capitalist society, every holiday is celebrated by buying something.
- No jobs, no future, no soup for you.
- Humming the Blue Collar Blues.
- The American Dream is made in China, like pretty much everything else.
- Money don’t buy you love, but you can sure get a lap dance.
- More jobs, less filling.
- I’m losing my religion/medication.
- Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I feel like a nap.
- After Black Friday, Cyber Monday. After Cyber Monday, Broke-ass Wednesday.
- Keep calm and get over it.
- My feelings, the undiscovered continent.
- Forget counting sheep, I count hundreds.
- Money can’t buy you swag.
- Money can’t buy you common sense.
In Da Future
- In the future, someone will be convicted based on their shadow.
- In the future, not using your real name in G+ or Facebook would be considered identity theft.
- In the future, there will be an iPhone app that can express your genes.
- In the future, you will be charged for conspiracy for conspiring with yourself and other multiple personalities.
- In the future, if you hate yourself you will be charged with a hate crime.