Most people are familiar with Keep Calm and Carry On WWII era poster produced by the British government to boost the morale of it’s citizens. In a recent trip to England I unearth a secret archive in the British Museum of alternative slogans that the British Ministry of Information was considering for that propaganda poster.
- Keep calm and keep it real.
- Keep calm and hang loose.
- Keep calm and show me the money.
- Keep calm and just do it.
- Keep calm and shake what ya momma gave ya.
- Keep calm and soylent green are people.
- Keep calm and put your hands in the air.
- Keep calm and raise the roof.
- Keep calm and pay the toll.
- Keep calm and spend, shop, and smile.
- Keep calm and don’t worry, be happy.
- Keep calm and refrigerators.
- Keep calm and bite my shiny metal ass!
- Keep calm and hit someone in the mouth.
- Keep calm and is that your final answer.
- Keep calm and change your profile icon.
- Keep calm and ROTFL.

Keep Calm and Carry On