Most people are familiar with Keep Calm and Carry On WWII era poster produced by the British government to boost the morale of it’s citizens. In a recent trip to England I unearth a secret archive in the British Museum of alternative slogans that the British Ministry of Information was considering for that propaganda poster.

• Keep calm and keep it real.
• Keep calm and hang loose.
• Keep calm and show me the money.
• Keep calm and just do it.
• Keep calm and shake what ya momma gave ya.
• Keep calm and soylent green are people.
• Keep calm and put your hands in the air.
• Keep calm and raise the roof.
• Keep calm and pay the toll.
• Keep calm and spend, shop, and smile.
• Keep calm and don’t worry, be happy.
• Keep calm and refrigerators.
• Keep calm and bite my shiny metal ass!
• Keep calm and hit someone in the mouth.
• Keep calm and is that your final answer.
• Keep calm and change your profile icon.
• Keep calm and ROTFL.

Keep Calm and Carry On