Unfortunate Cookies

I don’t know about you but no fortune cookie ever brought me any fortune, not even a coupon. I think that instead of posing as fake pseudo eastern philosophical predictions, fortune cookies should be a little more honest. Here are some more honest unfortunate cookies.

  • You peaked in preschool.
  • You suck and everybody knows it.
  • Your wife doesn’t love you and the kids aren’t yours.
  • Your wife ran out on you and soon you’re unemployment will too.
  • You will make embarrass yourself at the company Christmas party.
  • People don’t laugh with you.

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