Retweet May 2010

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in May 2010. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Got Gov?

  • Where is the beef, where is the change?
  • Some Laws are biased, others ignorant, many shortsighted, and even a few are immoral.
  • The police wants to record your every step/action except being arrested by the police.
  • BP + Oil Spill + Hurricane Season + New Orleans + FEMA = nothing is going to get done…
  • The government wants to regulate success.
  • More laws lead to less justice.
  • Decades ago we were promised a future that includes jet packs and space travel, now the government wants to shape the future with terrestrial rail.

Politricks

  • Life already has chosen life, life chooses life.
  • There is 100,000 years of history for immigration!
  • We can’t have a supreme court justice in the closet and in the pocket of Goldman Sachs.
  • I wonder if Elena Kagan has more litigation experience than lesbian experience.
  • It seems like Obama wants the supreme court to adhere the don’t ask don’t tell policy themselves.
  • Britain’s election resulted in a hung parliament, at least that’s what she said, and by she I mean the Queen.
  • Instead of marching and protesting, most are happy bitching.

Econemy

  • The only thing capitalism values is pure unadulterated profits.
  • No one is above the law, except capitalism. $$$/LAW
  • Memorial Day, a day to remember the men and women that served our country and enjoy the profits earned from the military industrial complex.
  • Crony Capitalism offers the best returns.
  • Credit cards are the best way more than what an item is worth.
  • Sweet dreams are made of debt, who are you to disagree.
  • They should call things for what they truly are, like credit cards are really debt cards. Debt is really what you carry.
  • Did anybody else feel the stock market crash just now? It felt like an earthquake.
  • Pirates that go legit are known as corpirates, I mean corporates.
  • Don’t worry Greek people, if your civilization fails the British Museum will kindly save your property in their museum in England.
  • I’m not sure why everyone is worried, it’s not the first time Greek civilization has collapse.
  • The revolution will not start with a gun shot, but with a market crash.

Propagandon’t

  • Vaccines are not panaceas.
  • The truth is that Gaza is a concentration camp, an unlabor camp.
  • Any event involving freedom, flotilla, humanitarian, aid, Israeli, commandos can only end with at least 15 dead Palestinians.
  • It seems to me that most Jewish holidays revolve around the liberation or destruction of Jews by Babylonians, Persians, Egyptians, Romans…
  • Watching Sunday morning propaganda shows.
  • God is a lie. Free markets are a lie. History is a lie. Freedom is a lie. The cake is a lie.
  • The one thing the education system wants you to learn is to learn to sit down, listen, and follow directions. #obey
  • Revolutions are about freedom, sometimes.
  • The network news have a secret agenda.
  • If one man’s trash is another’s treasure, then one man’s wasteland is another’s promise land.

Question

  • If people count sheeps to help them fall asleep, what do sheeps count to fall asleep?
  • WTF why is it that taxes and fees are worth more than the actual price of a airfare ticket?
  • Do you read, analogly or digitally?
  • Which is worse, Facebook privacy leak BP oil spill?
  • Is Craig’s List part of the sex trade industrial complex?
  • Is the best time of your life behind you, ahead of you, or right now?

Randumb

  • Celebrities are fictional characters.
  • A terrible thing is a terrible thing to go to waste.
  • I know nothing and have an opinion on everything.
  • If you are going through hell, do not stop at the rest stop.
  • LMFAOMG
  • Two men that can go about their business in pajamas: Hugh Hefner and Dalai Lama
  • Apparently the Buddha was a dead beat dad.
  • I think time is the least understood currency, and the older you are the lower your ROI on existing time.
  • Time is a currency.
  • Not even time is for ever.
  • The universe is estimated to be 15 billion years old, it’s just a teenager, it doesn’t even have it’s provisional driver’s license.
  • What kind of day is it going to be? Checking life forecast… Partial meetings scattered throughout the day… I guess I should wear pants.
  • I’m sure James Cameron has directed a sex tape or two, after watching Avatar my question is, you think James Cameron made a 3D Avatar porn?
  • I can haz some om nom nom nom.
  • Forget who moved my cheese, I want to know who moved the damn remote.
  • Drinking the Kool-Aid doesn’t make you cool!
  • Waiting… Life in slomo.
  • Who is this Jonas Bieber I keep hearing about?!
  • Music moves mountains.
  • A diamond might be a girls best friend but her shoes are her confidant.
  • The valuable asset you can spend on someone is time.
  • I’m such a bad lier that I don’t need to tell the truth.
  • The truth has many sides, many shades, and many dimensions.
  • Live, listen, learn, laugh, love, and lose yourself.
  • Some hide, others slide, many snide, I drive it home like a bat out of hell just frozen over by climate change FTmofoW!!!1!
  • I wish I could take a picture, not of what I see but what I feel.

Overheard

  • OH: For you to look good you would have to travel back in time.
  • OH: I have a lot more to say than I’ll ever be able to say, so let me say this once.
  • OH: It is like wanted to bake a cake, eat it too, but without having the dough.
  • OH: Yeah, I want that too. I want my stuff to be next to your stuff an not feel stuffy.
  • OH: you must be a space man, cause you always spacing out.

Futurism

  • The future was here!
  • In the future, you will be charged as a hacker for using lynx to access a website.
  • In the future, you will be considered an accomplice for retweeting.
  • In the future, you will be considered a person of interest for content you like on facebook.
  • In the future, you will be held in charged with treason for voting for against the incumbent.
  • In the flat future, a mechanic will have a more secure job than a lawyer.
  • In the future, all first ladies will automatically be sworn on as the senator of New York.
  • In the future, poetry will not be felt but computed.
  • Imagine a future where if you buy paint it comes with a ToS limiting you what you can paint and whether you can sell it or not and to who…

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