Retweet October 2009

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in October 2009. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Got Gov?

  • The only thing a government has to fear is the people, to bad the people are manipulated by fear.
  • Counter-terrorism is the other side to the same coin, terrorism.
  • It’s not personal, it’s political!
  • The donkey is the political symbol of the democrats, the elephant of the republicans, and the nearest fast food logo is the symbol of the American people.

Econemy

  • 2,000 kids going to the white house for trick or treat, the trick is that they will be still paying for the bailout when they have kids…
  • Some people spend all day thinking about how to spend money, other on how to earn money.
  • Recession, rescue, recovery, relapse, and repeat.
  • Free market for all or free fall.
  • If the world is flat, it is because the US is getting flatten out.
  • Worst bull is advice given in a bear market from those that got lucky in a bull market.

Nobel Obama Prize

  • Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize, Michael Vick to win Humane Society Person of the Year award…
  • Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize, next he is due to win the Latin Grammy’s Award for best new salsa album.
  • Prez Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize, next he will win Boston Marathon even though he has not entered.
  • Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize, since when does one win a peace prize for maintaining four wars: Iraq, Afghanistan, drugs, terror?
  • Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Price, Joe Biden to win Miss America pageant.

Balloon Boy Hoax

  • This #balloonboy episode feels like a Simpsons rerun.
  • #balloonboy found at home, now #spankedboy to trend on twitter.
  • What Obama says about #balloonboy: What’s he doing up there? He’s a jackass.
  • #balloonboy sightings reported in Roswell, New Mexico.
  • Has any one looked for #balloonboy in a well, I’m just saying.
  • Fall out boy to make a song commemorating #balloonboy
  • Hollywood producers are pitching a new movie: #balloonboy
  • #balloonboy will be remembered as a great aeronautical pioneer, like Amelia Earhart.
  • #balloonboy landed safely and hijacked a farmer’s tracker and is heading back home…
  • The Air Force shot down #balloonboy as a Unidentified Flying Object

WTF FTW

  • To much chow mein in the membrane.
  • Peace by proliferation.
  • Always busy: When I am not doing, I am juggling.
  • We had avian flu, now swine flu, I’ve be scare when scientist unleash lolcat flu…
  • Some people sell money, the idea of making money, the promise of a higher rate of return on that money.
  • It takes money to make money, but it is better if its someone else’s money.
  • The world does not work they way you think it ought to work, unless you are a crazy person living in your own little world.
  • I wish I had GPS tracking on all my socks, they always end up missing.
  • Songs don’t have the same lasting impression that they use to have.
  • Out with the old, in with with the retro.

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