Here is a collection of humorous tweets from the recent trending hashtag #faceboomakesyou.
- @missksp: facebook makes you wanna smash the computer and thats y i deleted it
- @stevosal: Facebook makes you Popular. Twitter makes u twit!
- @AdorableGore: Facebook makes you wonder why it’s better than MySpace (if you don’t have it)
- @RanggaJingga: Facebook makes you leave friendster, and Twitter makes you leave facebook, because myspace are for children.. lol
- @callmeteliz: Facebook Makes You become addicted haha
- @raquelcg: Facebook makes you love Orkut q
- @mojoJOEjo: Facebook Makes You an obsessive, crazy, sleepless zombie
- @shadrach: Facebook Makes You play xylophone using your penis as a mallet.
- @DamaJackson: Facebook makes you so unsociable and addicted. Twitter makes you awshum. :]
- @zoeox: facebook makes you angry when it doesnt work!! grr
- @Manny_18: Facebook Makes You wanna go to sleep :(
- @zwischenspiel: Facebook makes you myspace-resistant
- @juixe: Facebook makes you use your real identity so it is easier for your exe to stalk you.
- @TheJuanReyes: Facebook makes you want to check your Twitter. then go back, all while you refresh your myspace.
- @refrobpage: Facebook Makes you….GO CRAZY! DONT MIND IF I DO
- @alyssaxxooo: Facebook Makes You want to have babies :D
- @Merchaholic: Facebook makes you do crack.
- @juixe: Facebook makes you realize you where once cool, what happened to you?
- @juperd: Facebook Makes You stare at your monitor, hoping someone will buy you at Friends For Sale. Retarded.
- @juixe: Facebook makes you realize you need new friends!
- @Milkshakesrule: Facebook makes you feel sick and childish.
- @supazombie: facebook makes you bring out your inner stalker.
- @juixe: Facebook Makes You wanna punch someone in their Facebook.
- @Heleene: Facebook Makes You Depressive (and gothic. =l).
- @Zushoo: Facebook Makes You Jizz in your pants :D
- @parisianskies: Facebook makes you paranoid that your internet connection has dropped out, when in actual fact, it’s just that it’s a fucked up site!
- @HarvestCountry: Facebook makes you realize that once you begin an account there is no real way to delete it. Only deactivate it.
- @UniqueNY: Facebook Makes You addicted to #FarmVille And #YoVille
- @mnkyboi452: Totally agree that Facebook Makes You an attention whore!!!
- @gciecrownholder: trending topic: Facebook makes you find out where your man goes while you’re away. haha
- @asraina: Facebook makes you wanna switch to Twitter! the best line!! (got it from the search section)