Facebook Makes You

Here is a collection of humorous tweets from the recent trending hashtag #faceboomakesyou.

  • @missksp: facebook makes you wanna smash the computer and thats y i deleted it
  • @stevosal: Facebook makes you Popular. Twitter makes u twit!
  • @AdorableGore: Facebook makes you wonder why it’s better than MySpace (if you don’t have it)
  • @RanggaJingga: Facebook makes you leave friendster, and Twitter makes you leave facebook, because myspace are for children.. lol
  • @callmeteliz: Facebook Makes You become addicted haha
  • @raquelcg: Facebook makes you love Orkut q
  • @mojoJOEjo: Facebook Makes You an obsessive, crazy, sleepless zombie
  • @shadrach: Facebook Makes You play xylophone using your penis as a mallet.
  • @DamaJackson: Facebook makes you so unsociable and addicted. Twitter makes you awshum. :]
  • @zoeox: facebook makes you angry when it doesnt work!! grr
  • @Manny_18: Facebook Makes You wanna go to sleep :(
  • @zwischenspiel: Facebook makes you myspace-resistant
  • @juixe: Facebook makes you use your real identity so it is easier for your exe to stalk you.
  • @TheJuanReyes: Facebook makes you want to check your Twitter. then go back, all while you refresh your myspace.
  • @refrobpage: Facebook Makes you….GO CRAZY! DONT MIND IF I DO
  • @alyssaxxooo: Facebook Makes You want to have babies :D
  • @Merchaholic: Facebook makes you do crack.
  • @juixe: Facebook makes you realize you where once cool, what happened to you?
  • @juperd: Facebook Makes You stare at your monitor, hoping someone will buy you at Friends For Sale. Retarded.
  • @juixe: Facebook makes you realize you need new friends!
  • @Milkshakesrule: Facebook makes you feel sick and childish.
  • @supazombie: facebook makes you bring out your inner stalker.
  • @juixe: Facebook Makes You wanna punch someone in their Facebook.
  • @Heleene: Facebook Makes You Depressive (and gothic. =l).
  • @Zushoo: Facebook Makes You Jizz in your pants :D
  • @parisianskies: Facebook makes you paranoid that your internet connection has dropped out, when in actual fact, it’s just that it’s a fucked up site!
  • @HarvestCountry: Facebook makes you realize that once you begin an account there is no real way to delete it. Only deactivate it.
  • @UniqueNY: Facebook Makes You addicted to #FarmVille And #YoVille
  • @mnkyboi452: Totally agree that Facebook Makes You an attention whore!!!
  • @gciecrownholder: trending topic: Facebook makes you find out where your man goes while you’re away. haha
  • @asraina: Facebook makes you wanna switch to Twitter! the best line!! (got it from the search section)

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