Famous Excuses

We all have to use what we think are legit reasons but that often sound like famous excuses to get out of something. Here is a list of top famous excuses taken from the recent Twitter trend hashtag #famousexcuses.

  • @lolprez: I didn’t inhale. #famousexcuses
  • @mizcici: #famousexcuses oh him?? that was when we broke
  • @_GiGi1225: #famousexcuses uhhh SORRY! This is my last piece of gum.. =/
  • @rain_again: #famousexcuses It was only one sheep……
  • @DJVeLz: #famousexcuses I just get girls numbers to put them in my text blast.
  • @Jessicarr2005: #famousexcuses …. im sorry but my boyfriend dont like me giving my number out …hahahaha i love that one
  • @robcii: #FamousExcuses we were working late on a project
  • @Jarrett85: #famousexcuses I overslept I can’t make the meeting
  • @shawnyL: #FamousExcuses I’m fat or thick bcuz I want 2 be fat. (Stop lying 2 urself) Ha!
  • @DarkyHoneyBee: #famousexcuses “I feel sick, I won’t go out tonight” (but u go dancing with other guys)
  • @beenawhoo: “I’ve been busy.” #famousexcuses
  • @Esther_Baxter: #FamousExcuses These are my homeboy’s jeans I don’t know how that empty condom wrapper got in there
  • @Trinigui: #famousexcuses i came by to get my sweater
  • @iazsha: #famousexcuses I don’t know what happened she just kissed me, there was nothing I could do..
  • @soo_beautiiful: #famousexcuses how’d that get there
  • @momsthwrd: #famousexcuses We’re just friends, I was just helping her out, it wasn’t me, you’re paranoid, I needed more affection, we were on a break
  • @BigEddieStyle: #Famousexcuses I just got your voicemail. AT&T has been acting up.
  • @THEREALDJCLUE: #FamousExcuses “I turn my phone off at night because I be needing my rest”
  • @MsAshliMonroe: #FamousExcuses I feel asleep at my homeboy house that’s why I ain’t come home and my phone died
  • @ImFlyNY: #famousexcuses he is just a friend he doesnt even like me like that…………Bitch do i look like boo boo the fool
  • @Nicoleebaby29: #famousexcuses I got a car but its in the shop right now!!
  • @itsgaby: #famousexcuses it’s not you it’s me
  • @serkerd: #famousexcuses "look, i love you too but as a friend. I dont wanna ruin our friendship."
  • @Esther_Baxter: #FamousExcuses Naw that was my sister that picked up the phone….she was just playin
  • @PuRp_StAr: #famousexcuses ” ii really do likee youu , its just the whole love thinq isnt for mee . “
  • @lil_lacy713: @Keyoncash #famousexcuses im not a machine
  • @Esther_Baxter: #FamousExcuses I only wear fake diamonds just in case somebody decides robs me
  • @Esther_Baxter: #FamousExcuses I was drunk and it was dark in the club
  • @BKsAceBoogie: #famousexcuses babe she told me it was gonna be a house party…I didn’t know it was only the 2 of us…
  • @GLOREEZY: #famousexcuses its a recession!! lol
  • @UrRideNdieBitch: #FamousExcuses I dont know who that is calling me baby . Im famous i guess u know i rap a little lmaoooo
  • @SenatorMilz: #famousexcuses [female says:] I never did this before!
  • @limitedHBdawl: #famousexcuses I live at home to save money up
  • @BabyCak3z: #famousexcuses we’re just friends
  • @jazzyLoveu: #famousexcuses if u get on top it feel bigger…….what??

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