Retweet July 2009

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in June 2009. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Government and Politics

  • My patriotism comes out of the Red, White, and Blue!
  • Fox should make a Obama Teleprompter Bloopers television special.
  • Michelle Obama looks more like Secret Service than the First Lady.
  • Al Sharpton can make any question, like paper or plastic, into a question about race.
  • Science is just as full of dogma as religion.
  • I’ve never seen more adherence to dogma than at a political convention, such as the DNC.
  • #freespeech is only free when you have others pay for it with their lives!
  • #freespeech is not really free, it is just a cheap commodity traded for other rights and privileges from time to time.
  • It is not about what your country can do for you, or what you can do for your country, but what your country will force you to do.
  • I don’t know which is worst a Police State or a Yellow Alert Terror State where even satire is considered a form of terrorism.
  • The state is building a jail without walls were we are all the inmates.
  • It used to be that you could live off the grid, but the smart grid is gonna getya!
  • It justed to be that you were innocent until proven guilty, now you are innocent until you ask for your Miranda rights.
  • Dubai is a oil drenched mirage in the middle of desert.
  • Now I know why the People’s Army of China is called as such, because China often mobilized the army against their own people!

Economy

  • During a recession, a pundit’s two cents are not worth as much as they used to.
  • It used to take money to make money, so people borrowed money… It used to take money to make money, now it takes debt to make money…
  • Instead of a loan modification, you need a spending modification!
  • When you bank on hope for change what you end up bankrupt.
  • Wall Street is the fourth branch of the government.

Real News

  • 30% of the news are dumb down metaphors so people can understand the concepts involved.
  • Real news often get unreported while celebrity gossip is treated as real news.
  • Happiness is contagious and classified at pandemic alert level 5, says World Health Organization. Happiness strain can mutate to joy!

Questions

  • Have you ever meet a veggiterian that doesn’t like veggitables? I have, a fat one at that!
  • Which social media site (Twitter/Facebook/MySpace) will reach 1 Billion users first?
  • If a baker’s dozen is more than 12, how many beers are in a brewer’s dozen?
  • What is synergy really mean? Is like kinetic energy, potential energy? Does synergy = BS*MC^2?
  • Is fake online identity theft a problem like real life identity theft?
  • What English word has no vowels?
  • Where in the world is the other half of half done?
  • What sort of character are you: a letter, number, or dingbat?
  • What is your favorite chocolate, milk, plain, white, dark?
  • Are you a bacon man or a sausage man?
  • How many ideas are created in a day?
  • Which do you prefer, geek, nerd, or techie?
  • Do you have to be aggressive, shrewd, and a plain old jerk to be a good business person?

Randumb Wisdom

  • Saying no to negativity means saying yes to positivity, even to negative people. Being negative to negative people is what makes you bitter and them happy.
  • Some people measure life by their age, others by the size of their bank account, others by number of titles, I measure life by heart rate!
  • I don’t know if I am doing statistics or pledging to a sorority, these formulae have all sorts of Greek symbols.
  • Even standing still, my life moves at 165 BPM.
  • For any two or more dots, someone will try to connect them.
  • Only one dot is required to perceived another, which is enough to try to connect them.
  • Downloading on the digital down low.
  • Pitching a movie idea: The Attack of the Genetically Modified Teddy Terrorist Zombie Cyber Bear from Outer Space.
  • I often say that a good book seems to read the mind of the reader as the reader enacts the book in his mind.
  • At the drive thru thinking about the movie last night at the drive inn.
  • Medium is the new large.
  • Our wisdom is based on our ignorance.
  • A nerds biggest threat is another nerd.
  • Rhythm is not a dancer! Rhythm is a hacker!
  • Don’t even waste time or energy to trivialize the trivial.
  • It is not about wanting more material goods, it is about getting more out what you already have.
  • Taking from a community is not being part of the community.
  • The future is so bright you’ll need to wear sunglasses, mostly because of the depleted ozone layer. The future is also smoggy so you need face mask.
  • What used to be a universal right is now a paid privilege.
  • If you make jokes about one race you are a racist, if you make jokes of all races you are a comedian.
  • Don’t buy clothes from skinny bitches!
  • Bacon is the greatest meat since sliced ham!
  • A big part of going shopping is window shopping and people watching.
  • Be Unique. Be opinionated. Be everywhere. Be passionate. Be true. Be you.
  • Follow your muse.
  • In Vegas everybody smokes, either first hand or second hand.
  • When in Vegas, common questions include… Until when are you in Vegas? How long you staying? Seen any show?
  • Just how it requires kissing many frogs to find a prince, it takes shopping with many bitches to find your BFF.

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