Retweet June 2009

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in June 2009. If you like to follow along, befriend xwoop and lolprez and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Xwoop

  • If in the future everybody will have 15 minutes of fame, they will all speak in tweet size sound bites.
  • The first tip of math is don’t trust the calculator to make sense of the nmbers, first understand the problem before you enter the digits.
  • Consumerist’s Prayer: May the bargain goddess bless us with shopping bliss.
  • If you really give a shit what others think of you then you would be scared shitless of their nonsense.
  • The funny thing about traveling is that there is so much to see that you spend more time driving around than people who live there have to commute
  • Dancing is not just about moving your butt, a good dancer will move their fingers and hair in unison with the music…
  • Angelina Jolie wants to adopt more kids. Octomom wants to find income to pay for all those kids. Angelina Jolie should adopt Octomom!
  • At Disney you wait in line to buy a ticket to wait in line to get in to wait in line to get on a ride that follows a track.
  • What is your philosophy? Live and let live? Live to work? Work hard play hard? No pain no gain? Etc….
  • Those in the rat race want you to stay in the race so to compete with you. The system is built to keep you perpetually lost in the race.
  • Talking about ‘Boss Blindspots’ with coworkers. Boss Blindspots are places, conference rooms, etc. you sneak to make an undesturb call…
  • My favorite podcasts are Time Business, This American Life, Slate Magazine, Killer Innovations, FLOSS Weekly, Entrepreneurial Thought Leader
  • The battle of the Bands in my iPhone. The Thing Things vs the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
  • Is Chris Brown related to Bobby Brown? Just catching up on Chris Brown’s arrest for allegedly beating up on Rihanna.
  • Our society has made huge advancements in its musical taste, from boy bands to teen musicals.
  • After 2004 election Bush thought he had a big mandate. Obama says his mandate is bigger.
  • Salesperson: fine line between annoying and helpful.
  • In this economy, paying 10% off is like paying full price…
  • Get lost intentionally, find yourself serendipitously
  • Clutter makes an opportunity for distraction.
  • At the gym burning calories, call the fire marshal!
  • Unique Perspective + New Experience = Original Insight
  • The first control substance was in the garden of Eden.
  • Having a home made cupcake, it has more heart than frosting!
  • You can always monitize those that want to monitize something else.
  • A mixer is the female equivalent to a power tool.
  • Valet would be that more useful if the fill your car with gas.

LOLprez

  • My question is, when will the government tax you for your virtual profits and earnings on virtual money.
  • If keeping a real budget wasn’t enough, people want to make me budget virtual money….
  • They took your gold standard backed money and gave you commodity money, they want to take that and give your virtual money.
  • My new pickup line: I’m to big to fail!
  • Don’t stand in the way of what comes to you.
  • Some report the news, other report the network effect on the news.
  • For a fish that comes out of the sea, that is one dry mofo mackerel.
  • They said that GM was to big to fail. You know what is to big to fail, the government.
  • A government big enough to give you all you want will be big enough to take all you have!
  • Some folks like to drink Sex on the Beach, I like to drink Intercourse in Outerspace!
  • Don’t pick and choose between political candidates, let then pick and choose where they stand and then stand ten feet back.
  • Obama spoke against the Jewish Holocaust deniers but said nothing of the Armenian Holocaust deniers!
  • Obama first reached out to investment bankers, now he is reaching out to Muslims… I guess imams should expect a bonus.
  • The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything * 10 = 420… Coincidence? I think not.

Questions

  • When did the Spelling Bee become a televised sport?
  • Is a race car driver an athlete?
  • Forget your cheese, who moved my iHeadPhones?
  • Who needs a business plan if you have a million users?
  • What is the Internet saying about you?
  • Paper or plastic? Kirk or Picard?
  • What is money good for, to earn, to save, or to spend?
  • What is your favorite time killer? Twitter, Digg, Reddit, facebook, LOLcatz, cute overload?
  • What is your favorite iPod color?
  • Which is your favorite celebrity brand?
  • What percentage of your shopping is online?
  • Which is your favorite brand? CK, Tommy, Baby Phat, Bebe, LV, Coach, Ed Hardy, Armani, Juicy Couture, Avirex, Michael Kors, Vera Wang, etc?
  • What would you do if there were no way you could fail?
  • Is Electric Avenue in Funkytown?
  • What is your personal motto?
  • How fresh is fresh?
  • What is helping you weather the recession, books, movies, games, etc?
  • What is your favorite social networking site?
  • What is your next big idea?
  • Will there be a exchange rate market to buy, sell, and trade points from different systems such as XBox, Wii, PlayStation, WoW, Second Life?
  • What is the best gift you’ve ever received for Valentine’s Day?
  • Is brushing your teeth better than taking a shower?
  • Has anyone checked out “Invitation Only Shopping” sites?
  • What would you do with one extra hour a day? One extra day a week? One extra week in a year?
  • Potato chips, tortilla chips, or pita chips?
  • How many hours of productivity do companies lose because employees are wrapping up with taxes?
  • Why are social networking sites not more socially conscience?
  • Why does Hawaiian pizza have Canadian bacon?
  • If they call it self help, why would you pay someone for it?
  • Which is best, to spread like a wild fire or to bloom like a wild flower?

Quotes

  • I am so 3008 / you are so 2000 and late – Fergie
  • Russian roulette is not the same without a gun/And baby when it’s love if it’s not rough it isn’t fun — Lady GaGa
  • Attitude that came outta struggle/Destitute but I make it hopeful — K’naan
  • That woman speaks eight languages and can’t say "no" in any of them. – Dorothy Parker
  • Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today. – Herman Wouk
  • Death and taxes may be certain, but we don’t have to die every year. – Unknown
  • In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. – Benjamin Franklin
  • To err is human, To purr is feline. To arr is pirate. – Robert Byrne
  • Many a false step was made by standing still. – Fortune Cookie

I

  • I discover much of my music through car commercials…
  • I like to travel from the comforts of my own home.
  • I want to fly away and have the airline lose the emotional baggage.
  • I sell this shyet by the kilo.
  • I heart bargains, discounts, sales, giveaways, and followers.
  • Why did I wake up from a dream where I was the lead in Grease? I haven’t even seen the movie!
  • Some people need their beauty rest. I think there is no greater beauty than work!
  • I have 839 podcasts which equals to 17.8 days and takes up 12.78 GB. I have 5097 songs which equals to 15 days and takes up 23.10 GB.
  • Using the scientific method, I think most scientists are drones.
  • Watching a comedy special from like 1995. I don’t get most of the jokes! What’s funny is their fashion…
  • Watching a movie, a period piece really, Valley Girl. I just can’t believe the outfits people wore back in the 80’s, LOL.
  • How much different entertainment medium don’t you intake each day? I consume TV, radio, magazines, interweb, phone, and text on a daily basis.

Quick Tweet

  • TGIFIGTHH: Thank goodness it’s Friday, I’m going to happy hour!
  • It seems like everybody is an internet marketter.
  • Homework hurts my brain and it hurts trees.
  • Life is both the instrument and melody.
  • I’m in the zone… browsing online…
  • Make a catwalk out of the side walk.
  • Life is about making memories!
  • New Motto: moan don’t whine…
  • I holla back and follow back!
  • Denver Nuggets = Thuggets?
  • Cash. Money. Liquidity.
  • Waiting for my AIG bonus!
  • Facebok is for dummies.
  • Bacon is meat candy.
  • Talk more chat less!
  • Freak your dreams!
  • RT: OH: WTF FTW!
  • Tweet talk to me!
  • Pull my finger!

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