Retweet May 2009

Here I am reblogging some retweets for the past month that broken down by subject matter. Some of these tweets also cover events that occurred in May 2009. If you like to follow along, befriend me and I’ll be sure to follow back.

Blogmouth

  • Factoid: Less than 10,000 of the nearly 200,000 books published each year sell more then a 5,000 copies.
  • I don’t like the rating between 0 to 10. I use 10 to 20, that way everybody is a 10 or better!
  • Signal to noise ratio is goes straight to hell when you are in an echo chamber.
  • It is often the case that an argument between two parties will dissolve into different tangets with neither party realizing it.
  • People will find contradictions even when splitting hairs.
  • There are two sides to every story and then there is the truth.
  • Some people use reverse psychology, I use inverse psychology.
  • Perfection is relative.
  • Ytz hawt n heyr!
  • Hanging out in the frozen food section to beat the heat!
  • There is nothing more infuriating than a jerkoff that is driving at exactly the speed limit no mater what traffic condition or flow is.
  • Don’t just wake up, shake it up!
  • I love haters, they provided free constructive criticism.
  • Few people know what they want before they have it. Few people know what they have before they lost it. Instead you should just lose want!
  • Today’s Style and Attitude: Corporate gansta out to beat da man at his own player hating game!
  • Common sense is always welcomed.
  • Knowledge earn is never lost.
  • Be a warrior for positive change.
  • Meta-protest: protesting protesters.
  • New Motto: Just mash it up!
  • Three degrees of mofoness: I know Moros that know mifis that know nifos.
  • The first thing people should learn well is how to make decisions, the second thing they should master is how to live with the consequences
  • You know when they say, ‘If you wait for the perfect moment, it will pass you by.’ Same us true for perfect price, perfect job, etc.
  • Stringing together a bunch of statistics does not make a solid argument! Analysis, not statistics, always helps make a better case!
  • The subconscious mind is a terrible things to waste.
  • Make your name mean something. If you can define the meaning of your name what would it stand for?

Twitter

  • Asking your Twitter followers is not market research!
  • Twitter’s planned maintenance or planned fail!?
  • If your significant other has to login to twitter to get some attention, you are tweeting to much.
  • Tumblr made my blog obsolete, Twitter made my Tumblr obsolete, and the matrix will make Twitter obsolete.
  • Twitter is the command line of the web.
  • Twitter is the perfect platform for misinformation. It could have been designed by the Iraqi Minister of Information.
  • Twitter is over capacity. Too many tweets! Please wait a moment and write in your diary instead.
  • Twitter is too big to fail! Twitter’s business model should be asking the Obama administration for a bailout?

Question

  • What are the best practices in social media?
  • How do we know what we know?
  • Do you think Steve Jobs has his barber sign an NDA before he can cut Steve’s hair?
  • Who let the dogs out???
  • Is it just me or does it feel like a Monday?
  • When babies cry do they have an accent? Like a British, Southern, or French accent?
  • Is Michael Arrington the Perez Hilton of Silicon Valley?
  • If you can do more with less, how much can you do with more? Can you do more with more?
  • Which is easier, getting a new customer or a repeat customer?
  • Is good, good enough? Or is great, better?
  • Which is worst, having children learn creationism or from corporate approved and sponsored workbooks in school?
  • Does democracy naturally lead to idiocracy?
  • Is Social Security a Ponzi scheme?
  • Who is still not done with their taxes?
  • Where will refugees seek refuge if their refugee camps are being bombarded?
  • How low can the DOW go? How high can unemployment reach? Will they meet in the middle?
  • Is hate speech free speech?
  • Is Oakland the new Detroit?
  • How much are your constitutional rights worth?
  • Is Dubai a mirage financed by oil drench hubris?
  • If you are made in the image of God, why do you foresake your foreskin?
  • Who watches the watchman?

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