Everybody has something to say about the current economic downturn.

Wall Street is not a casino. The drinks are free in a casino. – Vahan Janjigian

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears. – Robert Sarnoff

Only Americans have mastered the art of being prosperous though broke. – Kelly Fordyce

Here are some thoughts on annoying phone calls…

All phone calls are obscene. – Karen Elizabeth Gordon

If the phone doesn’t ring, it’s me. – Jimmy Buffett

Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen, paper and no telephone or wife. – Evelyn Waugh

What can I say about cynics?

A cynic is a man who, when smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. – H.L. Mencken

Cynicism is intellectual treason. – Norman Cousins

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. – Lily Tomlin