Before twitter, if you got drunk there was the possibility of drunk dialing your ex… No, you drunk tweet or post a picture of you in a drunken state in your Facebook. Out of some drunken stupor, someone came up #3drunkwords Twitter hashcode. What followed was a furry three words tweet that one would say in an inebriated state. I organized the #3drunkwords in an order that would simulate time line for either the best night of you life, or a night you wish you could soon forget.
- @thelatemrshunt: I am eighteen
- @xwoop: I’m a producer
- @lolprez: I’m da president!
- @techknow: Oh, how interesting?
- @myappletini: just got fired
- @loretta8: Drinks on me!
- @glaminmotion: Top Shelf Please
- @techknow: Drink this here
- @jenthegingerkid: That wasn’t beer
- @ddsnorth: Wife doesn’t understand
- @loprez: How many kids?
- @tbaxiii: f my life!
- @lolprez: You’re the best!
- @urbon: Traga y calla
- @lolprez: What’s your sign?
- @thelatemrshunt: Bring it on
- @lolprez: You ain’t gangsta
- @lolprez: This is SPARTAAAA!
- @xwoop: Kirk or Picard?
- @techknow: I’m tweeting this!
- @jearle: Party at mine!
- @brenology: Its tequila time
- @dannytron: Salt, shot, lemon!
- @maeford: Keg stand bitches!
- @40OnTheWrist: Chug! Chug! Chug!
- @Sugarlips333: Just one more.
- @MAClovesKISS: I’ll have another (then blackout)
- @sheerdrop: Guys, watch this!
- @newsage: I CAN’T SEE!
- @xwoop: Seeing is believing
- @waynemarkle: Hold my wallet.
- @twittymilk: I’m so dizzy
- @thelatemrshunt: I love karaoke
- @theFLYdutchman: GIMME GIMME MORE!
- @lolprez: Love this song
- @kmc6pk: I wanna dance!
- @Rock4_Life: I’m so white!
- @SpankySue26: I wont fall
- @gtcoop: Last call already?
- @lolprez: Just do it
- @xwoop: sexy mama 82?
- @SionicusRex: Uh, hey baby!
- @VickailaJ: How u DOIN?
- @lolprez: She looks hot!
- @TheBiggins: Are those real?
- @viviana1982: Can’t touch this
- @mypoornordberg Alright, you’ll do
- @thereckoning: Two of you?
- @lolprez: That’s your mom?
- @diegobenevides: I’ve kissed seven
- @lolprez: I’m the law
- @tr1ckee: Let me drive
- @lolprez: Fuck the police
- @SarahShell: Hello Mista Ahhhfficer
- @Bad509: Just one officer
- @notaplayToy: . I’m… not… drunk :)
- @lolprez: Aw, fuck it
- Violetkim: lets get tatoos
- @Sugarlips333: Yurrrr sssooo preety
- @Marcshellafresh: U gotta boyfriend?
- @nicolalalalala: I love you
- @lolprez: I’d hit it
- @proud2badork: Let’s make out
- @proud2badork: Let’s get naked
- @ZLogic5: Take it Off
- @Wo0t: Why not here?
- @lolprez: whose on top?
- @Skipholiday: That wasn’t me
- @itslikesovonni: MAKE IT CLAP!
- @ImNotYourHero: Hey watch this!
- @Sugarlips333: What is that?!!!
- @lolprez: It won’t hurt
- @Skipholiday: Its normally HUGE
- @xwoop: Is that normal?
- @pryyncess1: PUT THAT WHERE?
- @lolprez: You broke it?
- @CarpetCleaningX: …it’ll come out…
- @AgnosticHedonis: Lemme Touch It
- @lolprez: Suck it up!
- @odonnellsteve: What’s that taste?
- @aliceroques1: Hold my hair
- @Skipholiday: woops wrong hole
- @Flora_Black: Are you in?
- @Flora_Black: Is that it?
- @Hbomb47: I’ve had better
- @rorschachsgirl: Where’s my bra?
- @michelpoulain: Where’s my pants?
- @angrybull: Keep me warm
- @Hbomb47: you’re a dude?!?
- @Dragon_Eyez: I did WHAT
- @RAINADAI: I wont tell
- MAClovesKISS: Where am I?
- @DeeDarling: I gotta pee!!
- @wewillchange: Let’s get Taquitos
- @biggestmike: I’ll Facebook You
- @Leslie_Troy: Wheres me car?
- @DeeDarling: Never drinking again