I recently traveled to Los Angeles. In Hollywood every other person has a celebrity story, or is a producer, or is a actor, or is a gang member, or all of the above. I went down there to produce a little R&R and here are some of the tweets regarding my recent trip.

Los Angeles

• Packing for LA, leaving tomorrow morning.
• If I could see the white of your eyes in my rearview mirror you are tail gating
• Drove 3 hours, for an average of 77 mpg, for a total of 231 miles.
• Good ol’ LA traffic.
• At Ed Hardy outlet in Melrose Ave. I got a better deal at Costco.
• Just saw a zen master like black belt ninja stylin dewd with a stetson would-be hat wearing all black but his white beard.
• Must be a hard core LA gang member or Hebrew Kung-fu cowboy?
• People here must love to wait in line, I see then waiting at Pink’s hotdogs, at Sprinkle’s cupcakes, etc
• It takes about five minutes and two green lights on average to make a left turn up on here.
• Heading to downtown, let’s see what I find there.
• Leaving Santee Alley, got good cheap deals.
• Having ceviche and sopes at Placita Olvera.
• Went to Beverly Center, The Grove, the Ivy, and La Brea Tar Pits at Museum Row and Miracle Mile.
• Ed Hardy has a store in every strip mall and shopping center in LA.
• We are so celebrity obsessed. We have grade and rank our celebrities. We have celebrity debutantes, chefs, hackers, and prophets.
• The only way to make a left turn here is to run a red light.
• At Kitson outlet.
• Westwood up to no good.
• Having a pinkberry.
• Very tourist cliché, just came back from a star tour… We saw Nicole Richie and Tommy Lee.
• Disneyland does not hire employees or workers but cast members.
• The Magical Kingdom has worst lines than lines than DHS/customs.
• In LA, it’s like oh my god, even Walgreens and Foot Locker sell Ed Hardy gear.
• Christian Audigier has like five stores in Melrose Ave: Ed Hardy Outlet, Christian Audigier, Crystal Rock, Ed Hardy, and Paco Chicano.
• I-5 is 300+ miles of flat straight highway, they should increase the speed limit there to 100 mph.
• I-5 is the fastest next to the autobahn, and yet it is not fast enough.
• LA was mad LOL! Planning my next trip! Where should I go? Have sunshine, will travel!
• After going 90 mph for nearly five hours, my mind is still feels like it is going that fast.
• In LA everybody has a celebrity sighting story…