Bush Foreign Policy Revealed

President Bush is as committed to finding Osama Bin Laden as OJ Simpson is committed to finding the murderer of Nicole Simpson. After nearly eight years of his administration, secret documents outlining his foreign policy have been released under the Freedom of Information Act.

  • Find a map.
  • Find Putin’s soul.
  • Find oil.
  • ??????
  • Profit.
  • Find Osama

[tags]bush brigade, president bush, bush whacked, foreign policy[/tags]

Beijing 2008 Torture Olympics

Beijing 2008 Torture Olympics
Beijing 2008 Torture Olympics

Beijing 2008 Torture Olympics
Beijing 2008 Torture Olympics

Beijing 2008 Torture Olympics
Beijing 2008 Torture Olympics

Beijing 2008 Torture Olympics
Beijing 2008 Torture Olympics

Beijing 2008 Torture Olympics
Beijing 2008 Torture Olympics

Beijing 2008 Torture Olympics
Beijing 2008 Torture Olympics

Beijing 2008 Torture Olympics
Beijing 2008 Torture Olympics

Beijing 2008 Torture Olympics
Beijing 2008 Torture Olympics

Beijing 2008 Olympics Opening Ceremony

To inaugurate the Beijing 2008 Olympics, the over two thousand drummers commemorated the opening ceremony. In perfect unison, accurate precision, and perhaps as a symbolism of China over two thousand drummers, count down to the 2008 Olympic games. This is the perfect symbolism for China, two thousand drummers, in drone like precision are told via directives from national committees to smile more because the seem intimidating. And they are, I think to myself, are they sounding off their economic war drum? This is definitely the beat of a different drummer, these are different times. Everything that China does, it does in a grand scale, from the Great Wall of China to the Tienanmen Square to the numerous drummers. Everything in China is big, bigger than Texas, but only through the sheer power of the collect and the force of a central government. In a show of force, thongs of identically dressed drummers do the manual work that I digital display would, but here labor is cheap and the central government can gather a work force of ten of thousand in a matter of days

In another segment, a blank scroll unfolds in center of the stadium where dancers move on the empty canvas and draw a painting with their bodies of water and mountains, in the style of classical Chinese art. Then over eight hundred scholars of Confusion came out holding bamboo scrolls. The scholars look like characters out of the Star Wars trilogy with complicated headdress.

In another sequence that perfectly reflect the harmonious Chinese society, a great many people support a grand canopy where a single attractive female wrapped in a silk dances. The symbolizes the nation, and the masses the communist collective. At this point, a great number of mariners march out holding large paddles, when held up together an image forms of ancient Chinese junkets that are said to control a great part of the regions.

Again, in a show of accurate precision and scale, over two thousand tai chi practitioners took center stage. They formed a perfect circle and practiced their power moves. Forget synchronize swimming, you haven’t seen anything until you see over two thousand tai chi master execute in perfect form the 108 movements that from tai chi practice.

During the Beijing 2008 opening ceremony, China displayed it the source of its greatest asset, the ability to mold and deploy thousands of identical workers with pin point accuracy.

[tags]beijing, olympics, opening ceremony, china, communist[/tags]

Scobleizing Randumb Tweets

On this month’s issue of Fast Company, Robert Scoble’s business article was a stream, or better yet, a dribble of blabbering twitter messages. And the Scobleizer bunny gets paid for this. Since twitter does not achieve and make available all your tweets I thought I do a scoble and blog my tweets for posterity. In this post I repost some off the wall and totally random tweets.

  • Buy one, get one free. It’s the buy shit no one else wanted sale!
  • A marketing slogan will not save the world.
  • It doesn’t matter anymore if you eat organic food, we all inhale the same bio-fuel produced air.
  • The air quality is so bad in the bay area that you have to chew the air before you can breath it in.
  • GoDaddy is more a dead beat dad.
  • At the apex of the vortex welcome to the matrix as the cortex is conjecturing about sex.
  • I understand a newly immigrated Chinese speaking English better than a born and raised Brit speaking English.
  • Getting ready for the impending zombie attack.
  • Some people have a hat rack, I have a laptop rack.
  • The only reason I subscribe to magazines is to rip them up for scrap paper for piñatas.
  • To think outside the box, first you need a box.
  • Is the hiring process like speed dating? You quickly get to know the candidate, but just want to know if candidate can perform.
  • It drives me nuts that my girlfriend does not know the difference between star wars, star trek and stargate!
  • If you are one in a million, in a world with six billion people, there are six thousand of you out there.
  • The good thing about taboos is breaking them.
  • Eating lamb, who new such a cute animal would taste sooo good.
  • Watching a horror flick and paying bills, not sure which is scarier.

I frequently tweet and update my social status. If you like to follow m or befriend me, feel free to hit me up on twitter, identi.ca, Pownce, and/or FriendFeed.

[tags]twitter, scoble, scobleizer, scobleizing, random, randumb, zombie, marketing[/tags]

Scobleizing Political Tweets

On this month’s issue of Fast Company, Robert Scoble’s business article was a stream, or better yet, a dribble of blabbering twitter messages. And the Scobleizer bunny gets paid for this. Since twitter does not archieve and make available all your tweets I thought I do a scoble and blog my tweets for posterity. Being an election year, I thought I repost some political minded tweets.

  • A two party system does not allow for real choice, real change, real debate, real democracy.
  • The Cadillac One, the President’s bullet proof limousine, is the antithesis, diabolical, and polar opposite of the Pope Mobile.
  • If Adam Smith was right, that there is an invisible hand, then there is also an invisible chain and cage, there is an invisible gitmo.
  • If Adam Smith was right, that there is an invisible hand, it is because that is all that is left after corruptalism disembodied the corpse.
  • Adam Smith was wrong, because his premise was wrong, there is no such thing as free markets, there are deceitful gouging capitalist markets.
  • I feel like Adam Smith’s invisible hand just went down my pants and stole my money as I was paying for gas.
  • It has been said that Bill Clinton was the first black president. In that logic, Obama might be the first Muslim president.

I frequently tweet and update my social status. If you like to follow m or befriend me, feel free to hit me up on twitter, identi.ca, Pownce, and/or FriendFeed.

[tags]twitter, scoble, scobleizer, scobleizing, politics, politricks, obama, gitmo[/tags]

Scobleizing Question Tweets

On this month’s issue of Fast Company, Robert Scoble’s business article was a stream, or better yet, a dribble of blabbering twitter messages. And the Scobleizer bunny gets paid for this. Since twitter does not archieve and make available all your tweets I thought I do a scoble and blog my tweets for posterity. In this post I repost some questions first posed on twitter.

  • Which came first, the chicken or the chicken nugget?
  • What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  • Which is better, to jump the shark or to jump the fail whale?
  • Is marketing art, science, or illusion?
  • Is RAM the new disk? Is R&B the new disco?
  • Why is the perfect storm most often a shit storm?
  • Is the hiring process like speed dating?
  • Are you a player, playa, or playr?
  • Are you down with HTTP? Yeah, you know me!
  • Do chickens get breast implants? Cause this chicken tastes fake.

I frequently tweet and update my social status. If you like to follow m or befriend me, feel free to hit me up on twitter, identi.ca, Pownce, and/or FriendFeed.

[tags]twitter, scoble, scobleizer, scobleizing[/tags]

Devendra Banhart

Devendra Banhart is a Venezuelan-American folk rock singer-songwriter and musician. Banhart’s music has been classified as indie folk, psych folk, Naturalismo, and New Weird America; his lyrics are often surreal and naturalistic.

Carmensita

Don’t Look Back In Anger

[tags]devendra, banhart, freak folk, psych folk, naturalismo[/tags]

America’s Best Place to Live

In searching for the best place to live, what do you look for? Great schools? Good jobs? Affordable housing? Plenty of open space? All of the above? Money magazine just put out their top 100 places to live, many of the cities selected are in the small, with a growing economy, good schools, and close to nature. Here are the top ten places to live, according to Money…

  • Plymouth, Minn.
  • Fort Collins, Colo
  • Naperville, Ill.
  • Irvine, Calif.
  • Franklin Township, N.J.
  • Norman, Okla.
  • Round Rock, Texas
  • Columbia/Ellicott City, Md.
  • Overland Park, Kans.
  • Fishers, Ind.

[tags]housing, cities, top, money[/tags]