Get Dick Cheney Laid

There is a new and shiny web 2.0 service called Get Them Laid that is trying to get Dick Cheney, the Vice President of the United States, some hard and fast loving. The only thing is I can’t tell if the site is a gay site (the web site’s logo seems like two dudes having sex). Either way, gay or straight, help out Dick get some. According to his bio on the site, the last time he got any was…

A very long time – his heart is not so good.

The Vice President also needs help getting any because…

Dick can’t get laid because his black heart is about to fail and because no one beings in existence find him attractive

I would say that the creep veep can’t get any because he is lurks behind a bush and President Bush beats around his own bush.

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